The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Man I feel bad for whoever has to play Jameis tomorrow... oh, fuck

 

[Squanto Airi]

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Man I feel bad for whoever has to play Jameis tomorrow... oh, fuck

Considering this is his coach's stats for said coach's last game in college, we're gonna be getting that classic Winston kino

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Considering this is his coach's stats for said coach's last game in college, we're gonna be getting that classic Winston kino
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I am hoping for a 35/54, 342 yards, 4 TD, 6 INT game from Jameis tomorrow

 

[Iron Hamster]

Parsons isn't getting any sleep tonight he's so excited.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

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Man I feel bad for whoever has to play Jameis tomorrow... oh, fuck

Honestly at least Jameis is the entertaining kind of Bad Player. I’ll take Arm Punts Galore if it means we don’t see them try and kill Dart/let Russ cook.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Honestly at least Jameis is the entertaining kind of Bad Player. I’ll take Arm Punts Galore if it means we don’t see them try and kill Dart/let Russ cook.

As a fan of the team the Giant are playing tomorrow, I would rather let Russ cook

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

As a fan of the team the Giant are playing tomorrow, I would rather let Russ cook

Jameis is still a bad QB, the only question you’ll have is “Will Jameis throw 4 TD’s or 4 Interceptions?”, because someone’s down there.

Considering the Packers are ping-ponging between “It’s So Over” and “We’re So Back”, could legitimately go either way.

Also RIP to whatever poor bastards have to watch ReSkins-Dolphins - these International games should count as War Crimes…

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Honestly at least Jameis is the entertaining kind of Bad Player. I’ll take Arm Punts Galore if it means we don’t see them try and kill Dart/let Russ cook.

This is the dude who audibled out of victory formation for a TD.

Payton had him playing like a real QB, so he's capable of it. I think he just loves chaos.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

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Man I feel bad for whoever has to play Jameis tomorrow... oh, fuck

Giants fans are probably better off quoting Proverbs 26:11 ...

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

...but we shall see, I guess.

Edit: Speaking of fools and their behavior, what am I doing watching the Redskins-Dolphins game? Why do I do this to myself?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

So I see the the entirety of the referee staff for the Toilet Bowl today has placed their money on the Commanders....Goodell needs to start fining refs for these blatantly rigged calls. What absolute horse shit. I'd be livid if I were Miami.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Giants fans are probably better off quoting Proverbs 26:11 ...

Oh, are they playing Russell Wilson instead?

 

[Quence]

I absolutely loathe Roger Goodell. There, I said it. I don’t mind issuing an unpopular opinion.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

A halftime show without nigger music is a nice change of pace.

Edit to avoid doubleposting: Somehow the Old Folk's Home Commies defense is doing a solid job keeping the Dolphins out of the endzone.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

My MIA fan friend should be happy today. haha

I'll be pretty happy if Pitt keeps playing like this first drive. Right down the field for a TD with a bit of everything.

 

[Drama Fan]

Giants marched down for an efficient TD. Packers can't fucking catch the ball and Josh Jacobs went to the blue tent. It's so over bros... we're so fucking back.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I absolutely loathe Roger Goodell. There, I said it. I don’t mind issuing an unpopular opinion.

Goddell deserves to be beaten for going along with Dan Snyder throwing John Gruden under the bus.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

QB protection feels out of hand. They are basically kickers who get to hold and run/throw the ball forward now.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Jordan love and Josh Jacobs are out of the game for now.

 

[Nogg]

I'll be pretty happy if Pitt keeps playing like this first drive. Right down the field for a TD with a bit of everything.

A defensive battle and trading punts back and forth was not what I was expecting after the first two drives.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Take Cook in DFS, Johnson scores on big run. FML.