The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Absolutego]

Shit is rigged just like Luka going to the Lakers. Draft a qb made of glass. Sign a qb made of glass. Teams presidents son works for other team. Raheem will be a coach again for rams after being fired. Hopefully fontenot is fired out of a Canon against a wall

I would love for Raheem Morris to go be the Rams' DC, Don Shula's grandkid is eating our lunch

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

Yikes who knew Baker was married to such a banshee



I think he’s single-handedly outdone the pigpen in buffalo

 

[Local Fed]

Yikes who knew Baker was married to such a banshee

If a defender sacks Baker now during the rest of this season does it technically count as a pair of sacks?

 

[Nogg]

Yikes who knew Baker was married to such a banshee

I think he’s single-handedly outdone the pigpen in buffalo

Have you ever considered that you might just be really gay since you find every woman unattractive?

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

This season's absolute insanity, and I both love and hate every second of it.

 

[Trombonista]

While Shedeur was out sucking, he got robbed of 200k

Meanwhile, Shilo reportedly owes a law firm $164k.

 

[Quence]

I think he’s single-handedly outdone the pigpen in buffalo

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I don’t usually critique the physical appearance of other women but, good lord, there’s clearly been some very poor decision making by Buffalo players. They could do better during last call at hole in the wall pub filled with aging female barflys.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Meanwhile, Shilo reportedly owes a law firm $164k.

Not showing up to your court case is some hood shit. He is aware you just automatically lose right?

He needs a handler.

 

[Trombonista]

Former Steelers quarterback Devlin "Duck" Hodges is now engaged to country singer Lainey Wilson.

 

[SteinserGate]

This season's absolute insanity, and I both love and hate every second of it.
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I love having both a MIA star running back (who prob tripped over some steps and blew out his entire ankle in the off season), winning nearly every game by less than 5 points, and CJ Shroud is prob doing more Applebee's commercial during critical win games (3rd game out with a concussion).

Fuck it, just put some pads on Demeco Ryans, and let him play QB.

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

I’m starting to think this guy might be a little wacky

 

[Iron Hamster]

Former Steelers quarterback Devlin "Duck" Hodges is now engaged to country singer Lainey Wilson.

who?

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

What if the New York Jets were called the New York Jeets

 

[Local Fed]

who?

He had a stint with the Steelers in 2019 back during Mason Rudolph's original run with the team. Rudolph, who was only starting because Ben Roethlisberger was hurt, also got injured which led to Hodges starting 6 games (the only games he'd play in the NFL.)

He did win the Walter Payton Award in 2018 though, the year before Trey Lance (who came into this season tied with Hodges for 1063 career NFL passing yards) did.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What if the New York Jets were called the New York Jeets

Dank you, run again

 

[Zaryiu2]

What if the New York Jets were called the New York Jeets

It would explain a lot of things about them.
Unrelated to that, tonight is Bills vs Texans

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I don’t usually critique the physical appearance of other women but, good lord, there’s clearly been some very poor decision making by Buffalo players. They could do better during last call at hole in the wall pub filled with aging female barflys.

Coalburmers always have a certain look.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Unrelated to that, tonight is Bills vs Texans

Texans offense won't be able to stay on the field so I think this will just be very one sided

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Bills in all-white is crisp and classic. Reminds me of the Colts, looks solid. The abortion of a uniform the Texans is wearing is anything but. That high-vis shiny helmet looks like the current Jets one, and nobody wants to look or act like the Jets for obvious reasons.

 

[Drama Fan]

Bills in all-white is crisp and classic. Reminds me of the Colts, looks solid. The abortion of a uniform the Texans is wearing is anything but. That high-vis shiny helmet looks like the current Jets one, and nobody wants to look or act like the Jets for obvious reasons.

Weren't they wearing the Christmas ornament helmets when they picked off Goff 4 times and still lost to the Lions last year?