The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Bullshit on that spot with BOTH plays! He had it or lost it by an inch, not a yard and he clearly passed the line the second time! (Pitt)
 
We have a game where Sheddeur might not look like complete ass today - too bad it's a fucking Tank Bowl against the Raiders.

If the Raiders win, I think you stick a fork in Sanders the second Gabriel clears concussion protocol. Hell I think people not screaming into the void on Black Twitter would take Watson coming off the bench - shit, there's apparently already rumors starting of the Browns trading up to go QB next draft, because clearly the 30th fucking times the charm...
 
Derrick Henry is washed. He should be running all over this defense.

And the Lions can eat the peanuts out of my shit like they're sensu beans at halftime. Fucking losers.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Hell I think people not screaming into the void on Black Twitter would take Watson coming off the bench - shit, there's apparently already rumors starting of the Browns trading up to go QB next draft, because clearly the 30th fucking times the charm...
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The Cult of Shedeur is weird, man. I have seen people cope and sneed about how his game last week "wasnt that bad" and "he was thrown into a bad situation". I don't think I remember seeing a player get so much "glaze" for losing and being a terrible player.
 
Squanto Airi said:
The Cult of Shedeur is weird, man. I have seen people cope and sneed about how his game last week "wasnt that bad" and "he was thrown into a bad situation". I don't think I remember seeing a player get so much "glaze" for losing and being a terrible player.
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So much of it is nothing more than being tribal. If the entire story played out the same way to this point, but rather than Shedeur it was Arch Manning, virtually all of those people be joining in on mocking the situation (with the added focus of ack-ack-acking at the nepo baby white yt boy failing.)

At the same time, they're right about Shedeur being put into a bad situation (some of it being self-inflicted by his own hubris.) Cleveland sucks on the offensive side of the ball and management is a mess. He was supposed to be a third string rookie, not starting a game around Thanksgiving to replace the other rookie quarterback who also wasn't some can't miss top 5 pick prospect. Getting drafted by one of the other 31 teams likely wasn't going to reveal that he really is the next Drew Brees.

With that in mind I expect him to throw for 300 yards and 4 touchdowns today, followed by being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
 
Squanto Airi said:
The Cult of Shedeur is weird, man. I have seen people cope and sneed about how his game last week "wasnt that bad" and "he was thrown into a bad situation". I don't think I remember seeing a player get so much "glaze" for losing and being a terrible player.
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I'm rooting against the Browns just out of spite for Shedeur stans at this rate. They are so fucking cocky about going up against the Raiders.
 
Anorexic Robot said:
If you try watching any sports media right now they are completely butthurt that the chiefs may be eliminated from playoffs. One of them said "if the chiefs are out we might as well shift over to basketball coverage for the season..."
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See, that's what happens when you go all in on using Devil Magic to attempt a 3-Peat - that fucker'll punch you in the dick as hard as humanly possible right before the finish line, and they'll be paying off the interest they didn't realize they were accruing on the deal for years.

Again, the Chiefs aren't totally fucked as long as Mahomes still has his legs and mobility, but he's hit his 30's and that's generally where mobility falls off hard in the NFL. Should be fun to see the bandwagon and Swifites scurrying away the nanosecond the Chiefs aren't just the Default Best Team, the latter especially when the washed Kelce retires so Sweift doesn't have an excuse to show up
pikachudidnothingwrong said:
Ch has them as the 12th man it feels like
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Wouldn't they technically be the 13th Man? 12th is clearly the Pope, considering the turnaround season the Bears are having. I stand by there being some Divine Intervention going on here...
 
Local Fed said:
At the same time, they're right about Shedeur being put into a bad situation (some of it being self-inflicted by his own hubris.) Cleveland sucks on the offensive side of the ball and management is a mess. He was supposed to be a third string rookie, not starting a game around Thanksgiving to replace the other rookie quarterback who also wasn't some can't miss top 5 pick prospect. Getting drafted by one of the other 31 teams likely wasn't going to reveal that he really is the next Drew Brees.
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I've seen posts accusing the OL of intentionally letting Shedeur get hit. IDK if they just started watching football recently but surprise most OLs are garbage. He has about league average time to throw so far, he's not being held back by them.

He could probably be workable behind a generational OL but you could say that about a lot of QBs. I never saw anything special with him, same with McCarthy and look how that's working out.
 
Iron Hamster said:
This Lions defense is a joke
Winston leading QB DFS points. Pathetic.
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Our secondary is STILL atrocious. We arent winning a superbowl if they keep playing like this. The ONE area the lions can't get right and its the one thats arguably the most important.
 
The Patriots and Bengals game has been a body bag game. 10+ guys have left the game. More than half haven't returned. 3 have been carted back to the locker room.
 
Anorexic Robot said:
Why is the cowboys vs eagles the game of the week? Eagles are up like 4 games on the cowboys
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"something something Murica's Team"

I think it was originally set up with the expectation that the Eagles wouldn't look like an inconsistent mess coming off a Super Bowl win, and was finalized before Jerruh traded Parsons and essentially kneecapped his Defense. Considering the amount of drugs this season's been on, I can't entirely blame the schedule makers for not seeing this coming.
 
Anorexic Robot said:
Why is the cowboys vs eagles the game of the week? Eagles are up like 4 games on the cowboys
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Just to highlight Jerry seethe in real time with the bonus of an on-air heart attack.

Russell Wilson going out to lose the OT coin toss is funny. Ah crap he won.

Cam Ward has more DFS points than Goff. Are you fucking with me?
 
You Winston you lose some IMG_2414.jpeg
 
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