The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Just got my Pats rivalry knockoff Chinese jersey delivered. Will let you all know in the morning how the quality is, but I just couldn't be asked to spend $150 on the real deal even if I like the color scheme.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Its insane to think that the end of your window was met with no offensive or defensive line help whatsoever. Like not even trying

Because I genuinely think the lions really believed in their own hype too much. They probably though they just needed to get their guys back, draft back ups, trade up for a WR 3 that can't block great currently. Also I don't care what the media tells me. The lions didn't prepare or knew at all the Ragnow was gonna retire.

No joke. Our starting center has gone from.

Frank<Rattledge<Graham<Rattledge<Graham<Colon<Frank(?)

 

[W00K #17]

Just got my Pats rivalry knockoff Chinese jersey delivered. Will let you all know in the morning how the quality is, but I just couldn't be asked to spend $150 on the real deal even if I like the color scheme.

Which player?

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Which player?

Dwake Maye, duh

 

[W00K #17]

Dwake Maye, duh

He's good!

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Actually this thing is a solid fuckin' knockoff. Got it a bit larger than I normally would, but it kinda slaps for like 80 bucks.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Because I genuinely think the lions really believed in their own hype too much. They probably though they just needed to get their guys back, draft back ups, trade up for a WR 3 that can't block great currently. Also I don't care what the media tells me. The lions didn't prepare or knew at all the Ragnow was gonna retire.

If I wanted to be generous from this, I would say that the Lions know their window is closing and don't want to give up a bunch of draft capital to make one last go at it with this group of players. They want to just see what they can get from this season and spend the offseason and next season getting a bunch of drafts so they can try to get their next cycle going quicker. Now, that's incredibly dumb because rebuilds are never a guarantee and you go with what you have right now if it is working but that's just me

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Just got my Pats rivalry knockoff Chinese jersey delivered. Will let you all know in the morning how the quality is, but I just couldn't be asked to spend $150 on the real deal even if I like the color scheme.

tbh the official ones are Chinesium now anyway since Fanatics took over. I would expect a knockoff to be exactly the same thing.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

tbh the official ones are Chinesium now anyway since Fanatics took over. I would expect a knockoff to be exactly the same thing.

I hate Fanatics so much. Legitimate baseball and hockey jerseys used to be a thing of beauty and now they just feel like cheap garbage. And they still want you to pay $200 for them.

Also, Ragnow failed his physical and can't play this season.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Because I genuinely think the lions really believed in their own hype too much. They probably though they just needed to get their guys back, draft back ups, trade up for a WR 3 that can't block great currently. Also I don't care what the media tells me. The lions didn't prepare or knew at all the Ragnow was gonna retire.

No joke. Our starting center has gone from.

Frank<Rattledge<Graham<Rattledge<Graham<Colon<Frank(?)

Frank did not pass his physical, sprained hamstring. Supposedly from what I’ve heard online this was planned, Frank had issues in the off season and rather than sit out the whole year he’d rehab and unretire to circumvent some rule. All for fucking nothing if this was the plan.

It really is our oline that’s killing us this year. Campbell is doing some questionable calls, but it’s better than Morton who literally did “two runs and a pass” every time as play caller. I’m not in despair, but disappointed.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I am black! Like the NFL players!

Most of them have white girlfriends, though. So you're probably outta luck, sorry.

https://x.com/MLFootball/status/1992751435134767323

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Frank did not pass his physical, sprained hamstring. Supposedly from what I’ve heard online this was planned, Frank had issues in the off season and rather than sit out the whole year he’d rehab and unretire to circumvent some rule. All for fucking nothing if this was the plan.

Doesn't make much sense for him since he doesn't get paid if he retires.

Unless the Lions gave him the Kawhi special.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

If I wanted to be generous from this, I would say that the Lions know their window is closing and don't want to give up a bunch of draft capital to make one last go at it with this group of players. They want to just see what they can get from this season and spend the offseason and next season getting a bunch of drafts so they can try to get their next cycle going quicker. Now, that's incredibly dumb because rebuilds are never a guarantee and you go with what you have right now if it is working but that's just me

They need to release Goff and get his terrible contract off the books. That way we can really acquire the shit we need.

 

[Drama Fan]

The league needs more white QBs who believe in the Bible and can pick apart defenses due to their white skin, like Tebow and Wentz. believe in doing ayahuasca and darkness retreats and then win MVP again while not taking no phony vaccine. Also he isn't gay!

I love him so much bros.

 

[FootballBuff]

Frank did not pass his physical, sprained hamstring. Supposedly from what I’ve heard online this was planned, Frank had issues in the off season and rather than sit out the whole year he’d rehab and unretire to circumvent some rule. All for fucking nothing if this was the plan.

My Disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

tbh the official ones are Chinesium now anyway since Fanatics took over. I would expect a knockoff to be exactly the same thing.

I think they just took this shit out of whatever Chinese slop shop is making Nike, this thing is fucking identical

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

I hate Fanatics so much. Legitimate baseball and hockey jerseys used to be a thing of beauty and now they just feel like cheap garbage. And they still want you to pay $200 for them.

Fanatics has a very strong case for being a monopoly selling nearly ever sports jersey under the sun (to the point its similar to how AT&T artificially jacked up phone bill prices before they were broken up), and also apparently tried strong-arming its way into the trading card industry too by purchasing Topps, but a judge ruled against them when Panini sued them for monopoly-like practices.

They need to be broken up ASAP and for the best interests of everyone who is passionate about their sports and teams.
Fuck Michael Rubin, he's always been a slimy kike and I know freaky shit has definitely gone down at his white parties with how Meek Mill and Lil Baby are treated as almost fag lovers to him.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

I think they just took this shit out of whatever Chinese slop shop is making Nike, this thing is fucking identical

White ghost clocks out. Factory lights stay on.

I can almost guarantee you it is the same thing, just sold via unofficial channels.

 

[Drama Fan]

Scrolling NFL twitter and I got jump-scared by Amberlynn

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Scrolling NFL twitter and I got jump-scared by Amberlynn

This is exactly what you need to stop the tush push