The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Smar Mijou]

Philly fans are a special kind of asshole. Them threatening violence on some guys girlfriend or some kid is special. I’m glad they exist. You need that kind of diversity. They are the biggest sore losers and the biggest sore winners. If you hate the team playing against them you can laugh at their antics, if you hate them you can laugh at how they instantly demand a coach, GM, or player that had a bad game be fired.

Fresh off the presses.
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Well, I didn't have "Phillip Rivers comes out of retirement" on my bingo card. This season is all the drugs. Literally all of them.
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You know what???? I'm all for it. Give the guy a chance to cone back and prove himself one last time. Every washed up athlete dreams of a chance like this, and it very rarely actually happens. Plus, it's yet another opportunity for the journoscum faggots to mald over Colin Kaepernick. And if anyone could do it, it's Philip Rivers. Tom Brady.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Now I wonder.... if Philips do well enougj, woukd Brady be tempted to do it too?

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Now I wonder.... if Philips do well enougj, woukd Brady be tempted to do it too?

He'd need to sell his stake in the Raiders and give up his broadcasting job, so I strongly doubt it.

Though he has that psychopathic level of competitiveness and I bet Nine doing so bad made him want to suit up.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>people tell me I am crazy to think Joe Burrow will leave Cincinnati
>has a presser where he is begging McVay to fill his colon

He’s going to the fucking Rams this off season. McVay is not going to develop a QB. Toey Joey might be made of glass, but he fits the metrosexual standard that McVay desires.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

TJ Watt is apparently having some kind of medical issue with his lungs right now, leaving his status for Monday night and possibly the rest of the season in jeopardy.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

TJ Watt is apparently having some kind of medical issue with his lungs right now, leaving his status for Monday night and possibly the rest of the season in jeopardy.
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Much as I've been hoping for the Steelers to not hit 9 Wins, not like this.

They'll probably Voodoo a way to 9-8, but Watt is one of the only Steelers I can think of who seems to give a shit most weeks, and considering the immediate comparison I can think of is Tyrod being out for 6 with a collapsed lung, yeah I'm willing to bet he's out for the rest of the year.

 

[Wallace]

TJ Watt is apparently having some kind of medical issue with his lungs right now, leaving his status for Monday night and possibly the rest of the season in jeopardy.
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Blame Perna's curse wheel.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Blame Perna's curse wheel.

There's gotta be some post at the end of the season of the curse wheel picks and results of said curse wheel picks. It's been on a crazy run this year.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I told my friend bet on the Bucs. "It's a sure thing. I know it's your first bet, but Kirk Cousins is washed up. It's all about Baker Mayfield now. This is a sure thing."

The end result, for all of your enjoyment, is this song I wrote:

ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ROGER GOODELL GAVE TO ME

12 BUCS ON FIELD
11 DEFENDERS SUCKING
10 YARDS FOR HOLDING
9 YARDS ON 3rd
8 FALCONS DROPS
7 POINTS FOR TAMPA
6 BAKERS CHOKING
5 SLOTS FOR COUSINS!!
4 BACKUP CORNERS
3 PTS FOR FALCONS
2 BUC WINGS JUMPING
AND MAYFIELD THROWING TO A TREE!!!!!!

 

[Trombonista]

My sister told me the Falcons were up by 1. I made her laugh by saying "They're gonna blow it." There's a reason the term Falconing exists.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

My sister told me the Falcons were up by 1. I made her laugh by saying "They're gonna blow it." There's a reason the term Falconing exists.

Nope. It's pretty clear one of the refs bet their paycheck on the Falcons. That was about as clear of a turnover as could be. Forget the TD call, they shouldn't even be in the end zone.

Edit: Make that TWO fumbles the refs refused to overturn despite them clearly being out. Fuck these refs. Kash Patel, plz investigate the NFL. These faggots in stripes are corrupt as corrupt can get.

 

[Norms Abused Liver]

After that Raiders FG just to beat the spread, I am 100% in the "The NFL is colluding with sports betting sites" camp. Way to much weird shit happening this season.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

THEY BLEW IT!!!! SEASON'S OVER!!!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nope. It's pretty clear one of the refs bet their paycheck on the Falcons. That was about as clear of a turnover as could be. Forget the TD call, they shouldn't even be in the end zone.

Edit: Make that TWO fumbles the refs refused to overturn despite them clearly being out. Fuck these refs. Kash Patel, plz investigate the NFL. These faggots in stripes are corrupt as corrupt can get.

Kirko is just better than Baby Gayfield.

 

[Trombonista]

Holy shit, the Falcons actually won.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Holy shit, the Falcons actually won.

There is a reason why they call them the Tampa Bay Cucks.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Maybe this comeback will finally put an end to their choking curse.

 

[Piss Jugman]

Falcons supremacy

However, if this win results in Raheem staying in the building longer, it'll be a loss in the long run, hope this doesn't take away from the bag-packing buddy better be doing, but either way...

EAT SHIT BUCCS!!!

 

[CapricornusRex]

Well, he's playing for the Colts, not the Commanders, so we at least don't have a history of brutalizing the shoes he's filling. Long-term, anyway.
I wouldn't be surprised if MacDonald tells the D to be real gentle putting him on the ground though. They play the 49ers next week, and we want them to be at peak condition for that.

Peyton's neck and Andrew Luck's entire body would like to have a word with you.

 

[TowinKarz]

You set a new team record for penalties taken, one that has stood since Carter was in office..... and you still win the game?