The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[D. Dimmadome]

Both the Commanders and the Bills won and KC is out. Pretty good Sunday to be snowed in.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Micah Parsons pops a knee. He's done.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Ouch Parsons, that looked potentially bad. No contact and intense pain in lower leg/knee.. Packers dropping one by one.

 

[Local Fed]

Total Jerruh victoruh.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Micah Parsons pops a knee. He's done.

I thought Rivers would go down with a biggie and it would be really sad.

Instead the last dude you expect gets himself so riled up he hurts himself like a junk yard dog.

edit: jesus that field goal, Rivers got god on his side!

edit2: k, maybe not

 

[Got Milk!]

Birds won in a shutout. Bengals lost in a shutout. No more Chiefs talk after this weekend. If the Cowboys lose tonight, it will be an early Christmas.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Looks like Mahomes did tear his ACL

 

[W@rui]

Looks like Mahomes did tear his ACL

Yep.

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[Count Grishnackh]

Yep.

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I don't like for any player to get hurt, but, I'm soooooooooo sick of the Chiefs. Hope Patrick has a speedy recovery.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

What a heart breaker for Indy and grandpa. Still it proves they could hang/equal. Respect.

Denver is going to take down GB.. Another legitimization?

 

[Drama Fan]

Truly a pathetic 2nd half from GB. If Parsons and/or Watson and/or Zach Tom are out for significant time it might truly be over

 

[Nogg]

Truly a pathetic 2nd half from GB. If Parsons and/or Watson are out for significant time it might truly be over

Not to be a downer, but I think the chance Parsons avoided something serious is slim.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>Rams get a bullshit TD because refs rule it a fumble recovered in the end zone

I’m in that numbed to pain in general as a Lions fan, but come the fuck on. Our D was not doing well there, but at most that’s a 1 yard line reception and at least it’s an incomplete pass because he did not have full control.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

I hate the chiefs and Mahomes but I’d blame that more on the chiefs having a non-existent run game. If you’re forcing your QB to pass multiple times a down AND run so much that he’s the leading rusher, he’s probably gonna start to look wonky.

Yeah and I dunno if this is Veach or Reid but somebody hates the entire existence of the RB position. This had been working out for them but I think they just got too cocky with it.

They also didn't account for Tay-Tay stealing Giselle's voodoo dolls.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Looks like even the refs got tired of Taylor Swift

 

[Trombonista]

The Bills beat the Patriots and the Chiefs are eliminated? I don't need any more Hanukkah presents.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

Looks like even the refs got tired of Taylor Swift

I thought it was 95% of Americans?

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

The Bills beat the Patriots and the Chiefs are eliminated? I don't need any more Hanukkah presents.

I'm a huge Pats fan, but Allen played like a fucking champion tonight and the Pats had some real garbage defense in the second half. Just sloppy plays with multiple holds and pass intereference penalties on 3rd down plays that were unacceptable. They cracked under the pressure. Those touchdowns wouldn't have happened if the defense didn't do repeated nigger shit.

Anyway, I'll be at the Jets Pats game on the 28th, early Christmas present and I'm really stoked. My girlfriend fuckin rocks.

Edit: credit to Cook as well. That guy is phenomenal. Henderson is coming ahead as the better RB for the Pats as well, and Drake had some excellent plays, including blocking for Henderson, that was beautiful. Ultimately he wasn't able to secure a win, but it was the Pats defense that screwed the pooch. Those dudes are going to be practicing in oven mitts this week to learn how to not hold. Christian Elliss is still a fucking monster though, my criticisms of the Pats defense don't extend to him. Give that guy whatever he wants.

 

[Trombonista]

Wow, the Vikings are actually winning. Would a loss eliminate the Cowboys from the playoffs?

 

[W@rui]

I don't like for any player to get hurt, but, I'm soooooooooo sick of the Chiefs.

The devil came to collect his due today and Mahomes had to pay.