The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Norms Abused Liver]

Have you seen the Vikings? They can’t decide if they want to try and contend or if they want to be the Division’s punching bag season by season.

You must be new to the NFCN. The Vikings, Packers, and Bears have all been consistent winners of the division with the Lions and the Bucs winning a few here and there. All depends on era really.

 

[Zaryiu2]

I know nothing about the bike cuck guy, but my instinctive revulsion at seeing MLP characters on a football field turned into mild amusement when I interpreted it as "the Seahawks make the Colts look like fillies," though learning that the artist has a certain reputation makes me think that maybe it really was degeneracy all along.

Also, fucking amazing finale to Saturday football. Almost felt like a weird echo of Thursday night's game. We should get Saturday football all year long. More nationally televised games is always a plus in my book.

This is what made Bike Cuck got known in the first place

hence why he started to be mocked

 

[-VorpalAnvil-]

So the 49ers play on MNF and the Bears go to SF the following Sunday, having an extra day of rest. Gay. And what tard scheduled so many teams to play Division rivals twice in such short span at the tail end of the season?

 

[Zaryiu2]

So the 49ers play on MNF and the Bears go to SF the following Sunday, having an extra day of rest. Gay. And what tard scheduled so many teams to play Division rivals twice in such short span at the tail end of the season?

What do you expect from a league with a commissioner who's previous experience was being an intern of the Jets? I keep bringing that fact because i feel people need to understand one of the factors fucking up the league that isn't mentioned normally

 

[Dog Rough]

Packers, lolz

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

GB looking like the bungles of old tonight. LOL

 

[Absolutego]

So the 49ers play on MNF and the Bears go to SF the following Sunday, having an extra day of rest. Gay. And what tard scheduled so many teams to play Division rivals twice in such short span at the tail end of the season?

You're asking why the NFL would schedule a gauntlet of division-altering games right before the playoffs?
Is this a real question?
See you in two weeks.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

You're asking why the NFL would schedule a gauntlet of division-altering games right before the playoffs?

tbh I think it should be one before (or on) Thanksgiving and one after. Playing the same team twice in three weeks just seems weird to me.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm conflicted on Puka Nacua's punishment. On the one hand, the refs should not be above criticism. On the other hand, you don't see Matt Stafford complaining about the refs on Twitter, and he played for the Lions.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

Packers should have got that touchdown instead of a turnover fumble. Bears got extremely lucky at the end. I never had so much fun watching the Bears somehow get victory than any other season.

 

[sodaboard]

nuke chicago

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

7-0 browns? lol ok

 

[Iron Hamster]

Tackling Dart is roughing the passer now apparently.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

2-0 Ten vs KC

 

[CFC-12]

Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time the Redzone announcer mentions "Life without Mahomes".

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time the Redzone announcer mentions "Life without Mahomes".

Now the third-string QB is in for Kansas City. An absolute travesty for Andy Reid.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Now the third-string QB is in for Kansas City. An absolute travesty for Andy Reid.

You can't tell me that this isn't some Madden Generated QB.

Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time the Redzone announcer mentions "Life without Mahomes".

I'm honestly surprised Collinsworth and Wright both didn't commit seppuku live on air when Mahomes went down.

Also I'm unironically rooting for the Browns - not for reasons of Sanders, I'm reasonably sure his ceiling is reasonable backup choice to fringe starter, but he could be the next Brady and it'd still be impossible to judge him fairly because he's on the Cleveland Goddamn Browns, but because it'd be the most 2025 Season outcome to have them beat the Bills.

 

[Norms Abused Liver]

And what tard scheduled so many teams to play Division rivals twice in such short span at the tail end of the season?

If it were up to me, all non-divisional games would be played first. All teams would then get the same bye week, then start a brutal campaign of divisional games to end the season.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Also I'm unironically rooting for the Browns - not for reasons of Sanders

I just want Myles Garrett to break the sack record. Bonus points if he breaks it before the end of the season so people don't hold the "he had an extra game" line over his head. Doubt he gets Allen today, but who knows?

 

[CFC-12]

Imagine traveling back in time a year to December 2024 and showing this to a Chiefs fan.