The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
The solution is simple - nuke the AFC North and NFC South from existence. Clearly no one in either Division ever wants to win the fucking things, we could probably find some former Arena League or XFL teams to replace them for roughly the same quality of game.
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The NFC South was good during the whole Brees/Ryan/Newton era. The Bucs weren't, but then they won a Super Bowl with one of the most stacked rosters of all time.

It is a division full of mysteries.
 
Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
The Bucs weren't, but then they won a Super Bowl with one of the most stacked rosters of all time.
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I know this is going to sound cringe, but Brady deciding that he was going to put together the Football equivalent of the Avengers to get one last Super Bowl Ring - and, more importantly, prove he wasn’t a system QB that needed Belichik - was honestly pretty sweet.

The fact it was Tampa winning in their own stadium was icing on the cake.
 
Can't have NFL without... Nic Cage


Watch the Teaser Trailer for Madden, a drama biography distributed by Amazon MGM Studios. Witness the tale of the legendary American football coach John Madden, in theaters Thanksgiving 2026.

John Madden's remarkable journey-from a Super Bowl-winning partnership with Al Davis and the Raiders, to creating Madden NFL, and becoming one of the most iconic voices in football history.

Madden stars Nicolas Cage, Christian Bale, Kathryn Hahn, Matt Medrano, Sienna Miller, and more. The film is directed by David O. Russell and written by David O. Russell and Cambron Clark.
 
UsedUp said:
Can't have NFL without... Nic Cage

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QT-H-XG2Dhg
Watch the Teaser Trailer for Madden, a drama biography distributed by Amazon MGM Studios. Witness the tale of the legendary American football coach John Madden, in theaters Thanksgiving 2026.

John Madden's remarkable journey-from a Super Bowl-winning partnership with Al Davis and the Raiders, to creating Madden NFL, and becoming one of the most iconic voices in football history.

Madden stars Nicolas Cage, Christian Bale, Kathryn Hahn, Matt Medrano, Sienna Miller, and more. The film is directed by David O. Russell and written by David O. Russell and Cambron Clark.
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They finally found someone that fits Nic Cages weirdness.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Well, the Evil Empire is likely down a weapon - Stefon Diggs has been charged with assault (to save a click, felony strangulation or suffocation and misdemeanor assault and battery charges).

Time to see what the the NFL Wheel of Discipline lands on, could be a fine, could be a 10 Game Suspension, could be literally anything in between.
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The texts look a little weird on this one.
 
Squanto Airi said:
Looks like Trevon Diggs got released. Hopefully this is the worst thing that happened in the Diggs family today.
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Apparently they released him shortly after he begged Schottenheimer to let him stay in DC for the holiday instead of returning with the team.
I dunno if that was just the culmination of a lot of issues relating to poor team spirit/his on-field performance, he went AWOL anyways, or if he responded to being told no with "fine, cut me then"
 
UsedUp said:
Can't have NFL without... Nic Cage

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QT-H-XG2Dhg
Watch the Teaser Trailer for Madden, a drama biography distributed by Amazon MGM Studios. Witness the tale of the legendary American football coach John Madden, in theaters Thanksgiving 2026.

John Madden's remarkable journey-from a Super Bowl-winning partnership with Al Davis and the Raiders, to creating Madden NFL, and becoming one of the most iconic voices in football history.

Madden stars Nicolas Cage, Christian Bale, Kathryn Hahn, Matt Medrano, Sienna Miller, and more. The film is directed by David O. Russell and written by David O. Russell and Cambron Clark.
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I know it's hard to judge anything from a 30 second trailer, but the makeup for Nic Cage is giving John Travolta-as-Edna Turnblad vibes. It's a Nicholas Cage movie, so it could be good or horrible but either way it's gonna be a bit weird.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
I know this is going to sound cringe, but Brady deciding that he was going to put together the Football equivalent of the Avengers to get one last Super Bowl Ring - and, more importantly, prove he wasn’t a system QB that needed Belichik - was honestly pretty sweet.

The fact it was Tampa winning in their own stadium was icing on the cake.
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And the Bucs would have won two in a row IMO if they completed that comeback against the Rams.
 
Smar Mijou said:
I know it's hard to judge anything from a 30 second trailer, but the makeup for Nic Cage is giving John Travolta-as-Edna Turnblad vibes. It's a Nicholas Cage movie, so it could be good or horrible but either way it's gonna be a bit weird.
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Shane Gillis and that unfunny bastard Mulaney are huge red flags. That it's a streaming movie and is about the making of a universally despised game franchise is the cherry on top.
 
Absolutego said:
Apparently they released him shortly after he begged Schottenheimer to let him stay in DC for the holiday instead of returning with the team.
I dunno if that was just the culmination of a lot of issues relating to poor team spirit/his on-field performance, he went AWOL anyways, or if he responded to being told no with "fine, cut me then"
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Its kind of fucking lame on Schottenheimer's part, too. Motherfucker is IN DC, he's going to fly there from Dallas when he gets home. Just fuckin give him a thumbs up and move on. Marty wasn't this kind of a cunt. Probably why he was a good head coach that rebuilt bad franchises multiple times.
 
CapricornusRex said:
Its kind of fucking lame on Schottenheimer's part, too. Motherfucker is IN DC, he's going to fly there from Dallas when he gets home. Just fuckin give him a thumbs up and move on. Marty wasn't this kind of a cunt. Probably why he was a good head coach that rebuilt bad franchises multiple times.
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Marty was a good one, his son is looking like he will bring same to the family legacy
 
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