The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

The season started with kicking insanity and is now ending with it.. Just imagine.. Now come the playoffs to this season.



Not bad. 31/47 for 294y, 1 TD, 0 INT. QB rating: 90.2
He also ended the game as our 2nd best rusher with 20y on one attempt. lol

 

[W@rui]

So, funny thing about that particular endzone; a priest threw holy water on it prior to the game.

 

[CapricornusRex]

The season started with kicking insanity and is now ending with it.. Just imagine.. Now come the playoffs to this season.

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Not bad. 31/47 for 294y, 1 TD, 0 INT. QB rating: 90.2
He also ended the game as our 2nd best rusher with 20y on one attempt. lol

Our inside linebackers can't tackle running backs in the 2nd half. Was embarrassing to watch Warren blast them all half.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Now that the regular season is over, is Sam Darnold's clock going to strike midnight again and he turns into a pumpkin?

The Stiller bullshit is so real, I think they'll beat Houston.

 

[Absolutego]

Now that the regular season is over, is Sam Darnold's clock going to strike midnight again and he turns into a pumpkin?

The Stiller bullshit is so real, I think they'll beat Houston.

Vikings Darnold only turned into a pumpkin bad enough to lose games against two teams, two times each: The Rams and the Lions.

He led a comeback victory against the Rams after being the reason the Seahawks lost to them earlier this year three weeks ago (in easily the best TNF game of the year, maybe best game of the season overall), and the Lions are eliminated from playoff contention.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

with how that game was I wouldn't be surprised if it was some Faustian bargain either

I think its the pagan god styxhexenhammer worships

Now that the regular season is over, is Sam Darnold's clock going to strike midnight again and he turns into a pumpkin?

They have last year's lions written all over them

 

[CapricornusRex]

I think its the pagan god styxhexenhammer worships

They have last year's lions written all over them

Mac has proven he's already a better coach than Dan Campbell. I think they do more.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

So the Steelers win on a missed field goal.

A cruel joke indeed.

 

[Absolutego]

Kevin Stefanski is FIRED

I FUCKING CALLED IT, THE DEION SHOW IS COMING TO CLEVELAND. It's gonna be a DISASTER!

EDIT: Pete Carroll also FIRED

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

The Falcons are apparently burning the whole fucking thing down - Rich McKay is no longer the Falcon’s CEO.

Does this do anything, fuck if I know, but when’s the last time a team cleaned house going all the way up like that?

Kevin Stefanski is FIRED

I FUCKING CALLED IT, THE DEION SHOW IS COMING TO CLEVELAND. It's gonna be a DISASTER!

EDIT: Pete Carroll also FIRED

So, keeping up with that division - Tomlin and Harbaugh apparently both have job security (if this immediately ages poorly I’m laughing), the Bengals have decided to keep Zac Taylor around another year due to cope of “If Burrow had been healthy” (Joe, for fucks sake get traded to a real team before you get Andrew Luck’d), and now Coach Prime is coming to, going off everything else we’ve seen of him, form the team entirely around his son that now that there’s Pro Tape of him is likely going to be eaten alive under Coach Prime’s scheme?

Yeah can we relegate the entire Division?

Also Pete getting let go isn’t surprising - least he won Tank Bowl?

 

[Absolutego]

the Bengals have decided to keep Zac Taylor around another year due to cope of “If Burrow had been healthy”

This is the cope, but the actual reason is Mike Brown is old-school/poor af for an owner and refuses to pay coaches to sit on the couch.

The media didn't want to admit Pete was probably a goner because everyone likes him and it was his first year with the team, but the Vegas Stadium prints money regardless of how good the Raiders are any given year and Mark Davis no longer has concerns about dead money on his accounting books. Pete, as much as I like him, as much as I think he's a HOF coach and will get all the accolades he deserves from the Seahawks, at least, in the near future, changed none of his frustrating habits in Oakland and, worse yet, the culture there seemed toxic and defeatist. That's probably not all on Pete, the current drama surrounding Maxx Crosby indicates to me there's organizational rot throughout the team, but he's a culture guy. It's his thing as a coach. You can't have people jogging routes, missing blocks, and visibly not giving a shit and stay employed as a guy whose job it is to motivate people.

 

[Trombonista]

The Steelers are going to get destroyed by the Texans, but for now Tree can celebrate. As for my Bills, I think there's a chance they can beat the Jaguars, but I'm not keeping my hopes too high.

 

[CapricornusRex]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGr-jNyPiFwThe Steelers are going to get destroyed by the Texans, but for now Tree can celebrate. As for my Bills, I think there's a chance they can beat the Jaguars, but I'm not keeping my hopes too high.

They needed the refs to bail them out in both Ravens games. They're fucking toast.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

They needed the refs to bail them out in both Ravens games. They're fucking toast.

Let’s not discount Tomlin’s obvious Voodoo powers. Something has to fuel the Bullshit.

 

[Nogg]

They needed the refs to bail them out in both Ravens games.

It was 10-3 at halftime and the Ravens had three accepted penalties after halftime. A kick out of bounds, a false start, and an illegal formation. I think you giving up 23 points and letting them score on five of their six second half drives was a bigger impact than 35 yards worth of penalties.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

NFL's Black Monday continues - The Cardinals have fired Jonathan Gannon

Yeah I don't have anything witty here, so to quote Tree, good fucking riddance

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

So when is Todd Bowles getting fired, Glazers?

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

So, to distract us all from Black Monday, any Playoff predictions? Personally I'm rooting for the funniest option of a Steelers-Panthers Super Bowl, but that's solely because this season is on all sorts of drugs and I'm embracing it for the playoffs as well.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

So, to distract us all from Black Monday, any Playoff predictions? Personally I'm rooting for the funniest option of a Steelers-Panthers Super Bowl, but that's solely because this season is on all sorts of drugs and I'm embracing it for the playoffs as well.

My boss thinks it'll be a Patriots-Bears Super Bowl. Personally I'm thinking Jags-Eagles.

 

[Nogg]

So, to distract us all from Black Monday, any Playoff predictions? Personally I'm rooting for the funniest option of a Steelers-Panthers Super Bowl, but that's solely because this season is on all sorts of drugs and I'm embracing it for the playoffs as well.

If we're going based on how crazy the season has been I want a Texans Jaguars AFC Championship to see who gets to go to their first superbowl and a Panthers Bears NFC Championship.