The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Absolutego said:
I could not disagree more. The current colors look like IKEA uniforms. The plastick-y effect they add on a lot of the stripes and horns gives them a cheap vibe. And, somehow, they can never settle on a consistent color pattern and there is always, somewhere, a splotch of color that looks like a MSPaint fill error. It was especially bad with the "bone" colored jerseys, where they went with a white nameplate anyways, amplifying the dirty dish towel effect of the grey uniforms.
I'm generally a fan of the league going for more saturated colors and putting the darker, dulled uniforms of the 2000's and early 2010's in their well-earned graves, but the Rams looked better in Missouri than they do now.
Also their primary logo is the worst, and most uninspired, in the entire league, and there's a team whose primary logo is their own logo-less helmet, for Christ's sake.
And their secondary would be fine, if somebody never points out the dick nose to you.
/unisperg
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No, you’re wrong. The Rams’ primary uniform is very good looking and even downright handsome on the gentlemen who wear it. Their helmet is quite nice with the soft metallic blue colour and the ram horn curving around it (although I’d prefer the horn to be solid & without a line break.) The pants and socks go exceptionally well with the jersey. It’s just a great all-around ensemble.

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Quence said:
No, you’re wrong. The Rams’ primary uniform is very good looking and even downright handsome on the gentlemen who wear it. Their helmet is quite nice with the soft metallic blue colour and the ram horn curving around it (although I’d prefer the horn to be solid & without a line break.) The pants and socks go exceptionally well with the jersey. It’s just a great all-around ensemble.

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I dont have any strong opinion about the current Rams unis that strongly resemble their 80's unis, but the greatest show on turf ones were gaudy, nearly as much so as the post 94 Niners uniforms.
 
Quence said:
No, you’re wrong. The Rams’ primary uniform is very good looking and even downright handsome on the gentlemen who wear it. Their helmet is quite nice with the soft metallic blue colour and the ram horn curving around it (although I’d prefer the horn to be solid & without a line break.) The pants and socks go exceptionally well with the jersey. It’s just a great all-around ensemble.

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The Rams' colors reflects UCLA's colors and the 49ers' colors reflects USC's colors. So you have the Rams-49ers and UCLA-USC rivalries having similar colors. Probably not intentional, but I find it funny.
 
Quence said:
Wait until you see the woman he’s talking about (he shows a clip of her talking). She looks absolutely insane. A complete nutter.


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She has utter psychopath eyes and is just as offputting in interviews. Completely fulfills the neurotic Jewish woman stereotype. I dont know why her sisters haven't taken her aside and told her to cut it out.

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And speaking of shady Jew owners, Stephen Ross has been rumored to be taking to Harbaugh behind McDaniel's back. Which tracks with all the slimy shit our turbo kike owner has done since he bought the team.
 
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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
And speaking of shady Jew owners, Stephen Ross has been rumored to be taking to Harbaugh behind McDaniel's back.
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They're also asking prospective GMs outright if they're keeping McDaniel or not, presumably while he's in the room since he's part of these talks.

If I was him I'd just ask to leave and see if I could get in on this coaching cycle. He has to know next season is going to be a bitch. There's no cap space for roster moves so he's gonna ride in with Ewers and mushbrains AND they have a really tough schedule (NFC North and AFC West next year)

e: lol oh shit nevermind they just fired him. McDaniel is OUT.
 
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Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
They're also asking prospective GMs outright if they're keeping McDaniel or not, presumably while he's in the room since he's part of these talks.

If I was him I'd just ask to leave and see if I could get in on this coaching cycle. He has to know next season is going to be a bitch. There's no cap space for roster moves so he's gonna ride in with Ewers and mushbrains AND they have a really tough schedule (NFC North and AFC West next year)

e: lol oh shit nevermind they just fired him. McDaniel is OUT.
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He can come OC in Baltimore. Mike's pretty good at designing offense, but he's not a disciplinarian. He's one of these player's coaches who wants to be friends with his players, and that shit doesn't lead to a winning culture. Just ask Baltimore! You'll do good in the regular season, but you'll lose games you never should, and it happens most often in the playoffs.
 
CapricornusRex said:
but he's not a disciplinarian
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You gotta admit Miami catching an illegal shift because two receivers went into motion in the same direction is funny as hell though.

Everyone chalks this up as the offense having trouble understanding McDaniel's galaxy brain offensive system but actually I think he just sucks at installing plays and holding players accountable for doing them wrong.

I think he'd work on the Lions. Dan Campbell would act as a counterweight for his autism.
 
Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
They're also asking prospective GMs outright if they're keeping McDaniel or not, presumably while he's in the room since he's part of these talks.

If I was him I'd just ask to leave and see if I could get in on this coaching cycle. He has to know next season is going to be a bitch. There's no cap space for roster moves so he's gonna ride in with Ewers and mushbrains AND they have a really tough schedule (NFC North and AFC West next year)

e: lol oh shit nevermind they just fired him. McDaniel is OUT.
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My suspicion why they took a few days to do this is that the originally did intend to keep the beta cuck as head coach, but the second John Harbaugh became available they suddenly decided to pursue him instead.
 
Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
e: lol oh shit nevermind they just fired him. McDaniel is OUT.
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Dumb move. He's gonna get another OC or HC job immediately. Fans of every team want him as at least an OC. I'm sure Dan Campbell is on the phone with him right now. Dolphins are going to go after Harbaugh and fail and we'll be stuck with one of the crappy unproven candidates.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Dumb move. He's gonna get another OC or HC job immediately. Fans of every team want him as at least an OC. I'm sure Dan Campbell is on the phone with him right now. Dolphins are going to go after Harbaugh and fail and we'll be stuck with one of the crappy unproven candidates.
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Could always be worse. You could be like the Raiders and interviewing Matt Nagy for a HC position...
 
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