The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[False Emprah]

Honest question:
Do you fire Matt LaFleur, if you're the Packers?

They absolutely should but they won't. He's a complete choke artist and plays to lose.

How do we completely dominate the bears in the first half, then completely choke the lead away like that?

Have you watched the Packers the past what feels like 10 years? 1st half dominance + 2nd half collapse has been the norm. This is from the Reddit post-game therad but it 100% nails the Packers:

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

New funniest Super Bowl is Bears-Broncos, solely because apparently neither of them can fucking show up until they’re behind, and I kinda want to see just how unwatchable that would be.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

 

[W00K #17]

when key players get injured because the fucking bears decided to intentionally headbutt them and give them concussions at our last matchup yeah i will be fucking mad over that
parsons and kraft getting KO'd was painful, but at the same time we should've won that shit holy fuck blowing a 28 point lead wtf are you doing
whatever, i'm going to bed. 2026-27 is our year for sure assuming other teams don't play dirty and knock out our key players like the faggots they are

Love ducked into that hit, he knocked his own ass out.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Friend of mine called this game "Packers 9/11"

 

[Squanto Airi]

New funniest Super Bowl is Bears-Broncos, solely because apparently neither of them can fucking show up until they’re behind, and I kinda want to see just how unwatchable that would be.

If that happens, Cutler needs to be the ceremonial coin tosser, all while Rivers randomly shows up calling him a baby.

 

[W00K #17]

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Excited to see how the games will be tomorrow.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

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Urinating Tree is easily the funniest sports talk guy around

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I am rooting for Da Bears to win it all.

What an exciting game. I also greatly enjoy the fact that the refs didn't throw many flags at all ... They actually let the players play.

 

[Zaryiu2]

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Excited to see how the games will be tomorrow.

It woul be fun if there were people as funny or relatively as fun as him covering other sports (more frequently than he covers other sports outside the NFL, which yeah he does a decent amount for NHL and MLB but it's still periods of nothing in between)
As for tomorrow (as of time writing this it is still Saturday where i live) I have a question: What are the odds the 49ers and Patriots might lose/win?

 

[W00K #17]

It woul be fun if there were people as funny or relatively as fun as him covering other sports (more frequently than he covers other sports outside the NFL, which yeah he does a decent amount for NHL and MLB but it's still periods of nothing in between)
As for tomorrow (as of time writing this it is still Saturday where i live) I have a question: What are the odds the 49ers and Patriots might lose/win?

I honestly think both are a toss-up. 49ers and the Eagles have both felt really off during some games this year so that could go either way, and who knows how the Pats will perform against real competition.

 

[Squanto Airi]

It woul be fun if there were people as funny or relatively as fun as him covering other sports (more frequently than he covers other sports outside the NFL, which yeah he does a decent amount for NHL and MLB but it's still periods of nothing in between)

Technically still football, but if you like the collegiate game, Squidtard is pretty entertaining.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Technically still football, but if you like the collegiate game, Squidtard is pretty entertaining.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gATmzG5tSF8

I'll give him a look, this would be my introduction to American College Football. Edit: How secure or not secure is Kyle
Shanahan's job if they lose? Yeah he can get the tam to fhe playoffs and to the Superbowl but there's got to be only a limited amount of time before Jed York loses patience

 

[Jay2U]

Niner bros we are so fucked. Trent Williams is questionable and I don't think they will risk him it since the season is a wash anyways

 

[Nick Wright]

The bears really improved after putting Caleb in shotgun.

He always seemed out of sorts under center. Bet it was because his homo-brain got scrambled every time his hands got that close to another man's butthole.

 

[Wallace]

 

[BikeLock]

fatwa on all bears
all bears must die
YES I AM MAD
BEARS STILL SUCK
ALWAYS AND FOREVER
NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT

YOU BLEW AN 18 POINT LEAD OVER THE BEARS IN A PLAYOFF GAME.

NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT

New funniest Super Bowl is Bears-Broncos, solely because apparently neither of them can fucking show up until they’re behind, and I kinda want to see just how unwatchable that would be.

The only thing more entertaining that watching the Bears rip Tom Grossi's beating heart out of his chest will be when the Bears do the same to Perna during the Super Bowl.

I say this as a Lions fan, of course.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

The only thing more entertaining that watching the Bears rip Tom Grossi's beating heart out of his chest will be when the Bears do the same to Perna during the Super Bowl.

I say this as a Lions fan, of course.

Honestly, it’ll be funnier with Perna’s heart being ripped out by the Bronco’s not being able to win ugly against a real team just due to the insufferable amount of copium he and the Bronco’s Fanbase in general have been huffing about this years Fraud Squad

That said, the Bronco’s have this years Anime Buff by way of Umamusume, so if this Super Bowl comes down to the “Power of God vs the Power of Anime” I’mma laugh

 

[Nogg]

That said, the Bronco’s have this years Anime Buff by way of Umamusume, so if this Super Bowl comes down to the “Power of God vs the Power of Anime” I’mma laugh

Based on how the anime buff has worked in the MLB the last two years, I dont think any amount of praying is stopping those horse girls.