The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[-VorpalAnvil-]

They might be trash but Dallas Goedert is the single most reliable touchdown scorer to bet on that I've ever seen and for some reason, nobody ever seems to believe in him. He has won me a fine stack of beer money.

I get the feeling the reason most of you are in this thread is because you are all degen gamblers.

 

[JJLiautaud]

If that was Kittle's achilles that might be it for his career.

Curses upon that substation it shall be destroyed by Al-Mu'minun inshallah

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I get the feeling the reason most of you are in this thread is because you are all degen gamblers.

It's the 49ers and the Eagles. There ain't much to smile about. One hated team dies tonight and the other wins to die next week. I need to make this interesting somehow.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Kittle hopping to the locker room

 

[JJLiautaud]

I get the feeling the reason most of you are in this thread is because you are all degen gamblers.

I'm here because I'm a niners fan

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I'm here because I'm a niners fan

Kill it before it breeds.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

It's hilarious doom scrolling the Socials - what, I'm a Reskins fan, I'm not watching the Eagles if I can avoid it - how so many people are clutching their pearls over the Ben Johnson handshake from last night. For all the shit that's come from the Packers and their fanbase over the decades, they really don't like being on the receiving end of it, huh.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

No one likes us, we don’t care.

I was indifferent on the Iggles hate until my sister married a fan. I think it was the Christmas tree ornament playing an 8 bit version of the fight song that pushed me over the edge, maybe?

 

[Zaryiu2]

Have you ever met an Eagles fan? Everyone not from Philly should actively root against the Eagles. Absolute scumbag fan base.

What about those who have the 49ers as a divisional rival? Are we allowed to root against them?

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

The Ravens have interviewed Matt Nagy. Good lord that's a fucking downgrade.

What about those who have the 49ers as a divisional rival? Are we allowed to root against them?

See, that's at least a justifiable reason. I'd still pick Space Rock in that case.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

What about those who have the 49ers as a divisional rival? Are we allowed to root against them?

Counterpoint: don't you want to take out a rival in the playoffs? Especially if it's to get to a Super Bowl?

 

[Zaryiu2]

Counterpoint: don't you want to take out a rival in the playoffs? Especially if it's to get to a Super Bowl?

I'll take what i can get, either outcome is ok with me.

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Small forgotten detail: He's from the Bay Area in California which explains WAY too much about him

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

What a backwards weekend so far. The only game I expected to approach 35-40 pts is this one. Packers and Bears I expected to have this 10-13 score going into 4th qtr.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

What a backwards weekend so far. The only game I expected to approach 35-40 pts is this one. Packers and Bears I expected to have this 10-13 score going into 4th qtr.

Either Patriots-Chargers needs to be a blowout (whether by the Patriots “no longer having the Charmin Soft Schedule to coast off” or the Chargers Chargering it, I don’t care), or the Steelers are managing to win a Playoff game tomorrow.

I think I know which I’m leaning towards happening, but this season is on Drugs so fuck knows anymore.

 

[W00K #17]

Loving how every game so far has been thrilling or at the least very competitive. Shaping up to be an all time great wildcard weekend.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

What a backwards weekend so far. The only game I expected to approach 35-40 pts is this one. Packers and Bears I expected to have this 10-13 score going into 4th qtr.

Eh this is pretty much what I expected from this game. 49ers defense is in the hospital and the Eagles offense is listed on milk cartons as a missing person.

 

[W00K #17]

I get the feeling the reason most of you are in this thread is because you are all degen gamblers.

I haven't bought so much as a scratch ticket in years now.

Kill it before it breeds.

San Francisco is not known for the kind of breeding that results in offspring.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Eh this is pretty much what I expected from this game. 49ers defense is in the hospital and the Eagles offense is listed on milk cartons as a missing person.

Smith was limping earlier and AJ Brown also was limping. They had no confident receivers so they shifted to a run game that was shut down in the early second quarter. They saw it was shut down, switched in Bigsby to see if they would drop to zone coverage and when they didn't, they shifted to their 4th quarter offense which so far hasn't manifested. All of this was fine because up until recently/now, the defense has held out.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

All of this was fine because up until recently/now, the defense has held out.

You have to wonder if Fangio has just given up seeing the clowns he works with coasting on his Defense.

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

I sure love when QBs slide at the last second and get a free 15 yards.