The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[-VorpalAnvil-]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxkWJcFhfkE

 

[JJLiautaud]

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

white qb win vs nigger qb as expected

Loss was assured when Lane Johnson was inactive.

What the fuck is with Kevin Patullo coming out with a super creative first touchdown drive and then after that back to the exact same shit it’s been all year? He completely blows his load and then goes to sleep.

 

[Zaryiu2]

So odds of Siriani and his OC being fired into the Atlantic? I can't imagine they will last long after losing to a 49wers team this much injured oh and Congrats Eagles will be something else, i bet Tree will be loud.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I want the Chargers because the Uma Musume memes will be easier (Chargers are horses). I enjoy streamers having to acknowledge the horse gambling game backed by the Yakuza.

That way we can possibly get Bills v Texans.

 

[George Lucas]

Either New England is going to be revealed as frauds or it’s going to be a bad night for the Chargers.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

So odds of Siriani and his OC being fired into the Atlantic? I can't imagine they will last long after losing to a 49wers team this much injured

I think the only reason Siriani keeps his job is the fact something like a quarter of the league is also looking for new Head Coaches right now. That said - fire him, fire Patullo, and promote Fangio.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

So odds of Siriani and his OC being fired into the Atlantic? I can't imagine they will last long after losing to a 49wers team this much injured oh and Congrats Eagles will be something else, i bet Tree will be loud.

KP is done for sure. Siriani it will depend what he says to Howie and Lurie about his plans going forward I think.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Defense stepping up so far.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What a backwards weekend so far. The only game I expected to approach 35-40 pts is this one. Packers and Bears I expected to have this 10-13 score going into 4th qtr.

I was wondering if the league mandated every game end 31-27

Eh this is pretty much what I expected from this game. 49ers defense is in the hospital and the Eagles offense is listed on milk cartons as a missing person.

I thought the Eagles would be at least competent enough against an injured defense.

I hope AJ Brown and Sirianni pick up where they left off earlier and get into a massive brawl in the locker room after the game.

Sirianni got in Hurts face too during the game and he did not look happy

 

[CFC-12]

Either New England is going to be revealed as frauds or it’s going to be a bad night for the Chargers.

If my calculations are correct, we may be in for a generational fraud check. Their 14-3 record suddenly looks way less impressive when you actually look at their schedule.

This entire season, they won exactly ONE game against a team who finished with a winning record, their week 5 victory over the Bills. Not to mention their week 1 loss to the Raiders, which has become incredibly humiliating in retrospect given how their season turned out. A lot of these teams were hampered by injuries (Dolphins, Jets, Bengals), beaten by very slim margins (Bills, Falcons, Buccaneers), or have just been absolute dogshit from the start of the season (Titans, Browns, Jets again). Drake Maye is a good QB, but I don't have a lot of faith in the talent surrounding him, and going 14-3 doesn't mean as much when your schedule was almost entirely composed of terrible opponents.

If the Patriots are as weak as their schedule suggests, we may be in for an absolutely thermonuclear fraud check.

 

[George Lucas]

The other Harbaugh threw away a field goal because getting in front sucks I guess??

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

 

[spinal gas chamber]

If you’re doing that trick play on third and four, at home, against the seven seed…. Are you confident in your team?

 

[Dog Rough]

Didn't the Lions beat the

So odds of Siriani and his OC being fired into the Atlantic? I can't imagine they will last long after losing to a 49wers team this much injured oh and Congrats Eagles will be something else, i bet Tree will be loud.

Need to build a statue of them first before the firing.

 

[JJLiautaud]

If my calculations are correct, we may be in for a generational fraud check. Their 14-3 record suddenly looks way less impressive when you actually look at their schedule.

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This entire season, they won exactly ONE game against a team who finished with a winning record, their week 5 victory over the Bills. Not to mention their week 1 loss to the Raiders, which has become incredibly humiliating in retrospect given how their season turned out. A lot of these teams were hampered by injuries (Dolphins, Jets, Bengals), beaten by very slim margins (Bills, Falcons, Buccaneers), or have just been absolute dogshit from the start of the season (Titans, Browns, Jets again). Drake Maye is a good QB, but I don't have a lot of faith in the talent surrounding him, and going 14-3 doesn't mean as much when your schedule was almost entirely composed of terrible opponents.

If the Patriots are as weak as their schedule suggests, we may be in for an absolutely thermonuclear fraud check.

But counterpoint:
Chargers

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Sirianni got in Hurts face too during the game and he did not look happy

Did they go rogue on play calls again? Can you really blame them if so?

 

[George Lucas]

The Chargers had no problem steamrolling until they got in the Redzone.

 

[-VorpalAnvil-]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGiTv_xRd5A

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

I thought the Eagles would be at least competent enough against an injured defense.

You'd think the 49ers having random fuckin people off the street at LB means you run it every snap, especially when your receivers are missing easy catches.

But KP said no. Gotta put it in Hurts' hands. He's gonna carry the whole team on hi- oh wait he just threw it into triple coverage.