The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

They play either the Steelers or Texans. You really think they need refball to beat either of them?

Texans are a threat. The offense is kind of poop but that defense is the best in the league. Tomorrow night might end in 3-0.

 

[Mind Goblins]

What about those who have the 49ers as a divisional rival? Are we allowed to root against them?

I was actually holding back the bile as I rooted for the 49ers, just because if they lost then the Seahawks would be playing the Rams and I think we have a better shot against a battered and broken 49ers than we do a relatively healthy Rams team.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

ez money again

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I am not prepared for the upcoming Patriots refball struggle sessions. Please for God’s sake give me an exciting super bowl.

This is the 40th anniversary of the Patriots-Bears fiasco. Who knows, still could happen this year? Honestly I think both teams get bounced next week, but, hey, for now it is still on the table.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

They play either the Steelers or Texans. You really think they need refball to beat either of them?

Brady ensured the tuck debate was settled, Drake Maye’s noodle arms are going to fumble it and a proper offense or halfway decent one is going to score from it. Seriously, against a quarterback that isn’t playing with a broken hand and a semi-competitive defense, he’s going to get raped.

 

[Jay2U]

If the 49ers somehow win the Owl this year then it will probably be the most impressive run in my lifetime

 

[CFC-12]

If the Patriots are as weak as their schedule suggests, we may be in for an absolutely thermonuclear fraud check.

Womp womp

I still stand by this though. The only reason this didn't happen is because I didn't account for both teams being shit. Incompetent force meets dumbass object.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Easily the worst playoff game so far. lol.

The rest of these playoff games have been amazing and super fun to watch, though.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Thought these were funny.

 

[BikeLock]

 

[Zaryiu2]

QBs, coaching regimes, and personnel may change, but Dean Spanis getting cucked by Robert Kraft in the postseason is eternal.

Ftfy

I was actually holding back the bile as I rooted for the 49ers, just because if they lost then the Seahawks would be playing the Rams and I think we have a better shot against a battered and broken 49ers than we do a relatively healthy Rams team.

Yeah, fair point i didn't know when i wrote that post

 

[Less Than Zero]

For some reasons the Ravens instagram is promoting who's being considered internally for HC like it's love island
The comments are flooded with Brian Flores shills

 

[Zaryiu2]

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The comments are flooded with Brian Flores shills

I mean, when he was headcount of a team he was better than Matt Nagy or Vance Joseph in how he handled the Dolphins? What i i am saying is, he's got some success in the past option? And i feel like i should should know who Kevin Stefanski, Klint Kubiak and David Webb are.

 

[JJLiautaud]

The laugh is diabolical.

 

[TEA 3HF]

To our esfeemed colleagues of packer persuasion

Lost to painted nails,
Lost to painted nails!
What a bunch of failed males,
You lost to painted nails!

T. Patriots fan that had to sit through you fuckers shrieking your lungs out.

 

[Zaryiu2]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=au4lxc3wbloThe laugh is diabolical.

It's earned after what shit the Eagles fan seem to have given him (something he refers inthe video, didn't look into it)

 

[-VorpalAnvil-]

I just wish Dallas was in the playoffs too so SF could own those fags as well.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

I mean, when he was headcount of a team he was better than Matt Nagy or Vance Joseph in how he handled the Dolphins?

The FO and coaching staff both hated him. Coordinators were actually QUITTING which is super rare in the NFL.

Like McDaniels he's just got personality issues that make him unsuitable for HC. Unless he's calmed down a ton I don't think there will be much interest in him.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=au4lxc3wbloThe laugh is diabolical.

Never forget when Eagles fans were roasted by Triumph.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Green Bay is a collection of bedshitters, which is unfortunate since I despise all things Chicago.

They play either the Steelers or Texans. You really think they need refball to beat either of them?

I would be shocked if the Patriots are favored against the Texans. I think Stroud is pretty mid, but the Texans defense is going to hurt a whole lot of feelings in DrakeMayeland. I didn't mention the Steelers because there is no need to.