The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Jay2U]

These 49ers 3rd stringers are dogshit

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

What is the deal 2030? Why does everything has to happen by then?

That's when the New World Order begins.

Superb Owl prediction: Broncos beat the Rams 13 - 10.

The prophecy has been foretold. Don't know why everyone slept on the Broncos; a good team does what it takes to win and doesn't just leave it in the hands of their QB like most teams do. LOL Bills.

Seattle is not letting off the gas. (Wish my team did that when they had a dominant lead... maybe they'd be still playing)

May I introduce you to both the Chiefs and Lions "fans" that multiplied 10x once they started getting good.

How long until Tay Tay and the Pfizer faggot break up? Being linked to the Browns of the AFC West can't be good for her reputation.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

So, either the Bronco’s have their excuse for if they get blown out next week, or we’re going to laugh if the backup proves to be more consistent and the Fraud Watch was just “Thro Pix is just kinda shit”.

Also Schefter is apparently reporting that the Falcons have signed Stefanski. Only source I got is Tree’s Twitter, so no article, but that’s the top 2 of the fired coaches off the market isn’t it?

Thro Pix might be my favorite one yet, you rock.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Take the Bossmanpill and put it on the line again.

Let it ride on the over 45.5 for this game and I'm feeling good about it.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Your only hope is Bears holding the power of the pope and not the Seahawks.

My brother in Christ, the MVP of the league is playing QB for the Rams

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If the game ended right now, this would be a worse blow out than the Steelers got on Monday. Possibly worse cause it's been going bad for the 49ers the whole game instead of just the last five minutes of Q4.

It just got worse

Let it ride on the over 45.5 for this game and I'm feeling good about it.

Life is too short to bet the under lol

 

[CFC-12]

My God. I figured the Seahawks would win, I didn't expect it to be a complete goddamn blowout. There's a good chance they're gonna put up 50+ points by the time this is all said and done.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Life is too short to bet the under lol

Yep, there it is. Gonna retire on my 40 bucks. See you poors later.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

This is a true definition of belt to ass man. Like this is willlllllllld.

 

[Drama Fan]

Oh no. Purdy fumbled just to add insult to injury
Legit just call it at this point. There's no coming back.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

the 49ers Social Media handlers just need to post this now man.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

My brother in Christ, the MVP of the league is playing QB for the Rams

While I may have completely forgotten about the Rams still being in, they will have to overcome pope magic either way to make it to the super bowl.

I'm sorry Mr. Stafford, I'm tired

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I feel like in one night the entire mood of the NFL playoffs did a complete reversal. If we somehow end up getting Patriots-Seahawks in the Super Bowl the entire football fandom is going to explode.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Well... that was a lot more brutal than I expected my Seahawks to be, not complaining but i thought the difference in points would have been less. As for tomorrow i'm rooting for Texans and Bears, not necessarily the most logical choice but I think it's time for teams thzt haven't gone to it or haven't gone in it in a while longer than Rams or Patriots to get back there for a change

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

I really hope Shanahan calls it quits on the season and puts in Mac before some cursed shit Happens to Purdy.

I mean, considering that Mac looked good those few weeks he had to start, if you were to tell me that Shanahan is just hoping that no one realizes they paid someone who’s clearly a System QB THAT much money, I’d believe it.

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My God. I figured the Seahawks would win, I didn't expect it to be a complete goddamn blowout. There's a good chance they're gonna put up 50+ points by the time this is all said and done.

Honestly, we needed one game to be a proper blowout - not counting the Traditional Steelers Wildcard Exit, anyway. Give us some variety beyond “Deus Ex Machina/Refball in the 4th Quarter.”

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Sam Darnold passed the Sixth Sense onto Crock Turdy. Purdy is so shit if not for Shanahan’s system.

 

[Absolutego]

I haven't felt this good after a Niners-Seahawks game since the 2013 championship, where Kam Chancellor absolutely destroyed Vernon Davis and Richard Sherman told Crabtree to stop talking shit about him on national television.

K9 is getting mobbed by the team on the sideline, Leonard Williams has his tongue out taunting the other bench, vibes are I M M A C U L A T E

 

[kickingstones]

As a Broncos fan and a populist conservative, I havent been this devastated since Charlie Kirk got shot absolute shambles

 

[-VorpalAnvil-]

Sam Darnold passed the Sixth Sense onto Crock Turdy. Purdy is so shit if not for Shanahan’s system.

Literal retarded nigger opinion/ragebait post. 31 other teams in the league would have strugglebussed to finish 5-12 with half of San Fran's injuries. Thanks to the coaching team and scouts to pick up guys this past offseason to add depth and skill. The D is almost entirely rebuilt at this point. The WR room needs alot of help, and perhaps a higher TE pick as well. And of course always be on the lookout for some OL talent as that is/should be the basis of any team minus the QB role, which SF is quite set at for the long haul.
Congrats to the birds. They have a real team there. Brutal D and Speshual teams. Just need a proper QB (very difficult ask) and theyd be the complete package. I hope the league poaching coaching talent depletes them for the future. GG's
COTY will likely go to Vrabel, because retarded jew east coast bias journofag opinions, despite a historically easy schedule (not thier fault). But anyone paying attention and with an objective opinion knows Shannahan should be the recipient.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Nix breaking his ankle on a run play to position the ball is some cursed shit.

He's the most unfairly maligned QB in the league with Purdy a close second. He's incredibly clutch yet people constantly shit on him.

 

[Drama Fan]

Twitter is trying to figure out the options for the Broncos

Personally I need to rep my lads and say that if it's not Aaron Rodgers, Malik Willis could pilot the Broncos to 2 more wins and a ring