The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Checking in after watcing other shit with my fam, but holy shit, how did San Fran get so raped? Is Kittle's injury really worth that much?? Please educate me if I'm missing something

Also. as a Falcons fan, I'm totally fine with Stefansky as HC. A lotta people here wanted Kubiak as our next guy, but the 2 qualifications for me was "boring and consistent", which I think Stef fits perfectly. People gotta realize a guy winning 2X HC with objectively the worst team in the league will def do better in ATL, as well as winning a playoff game, which we're droughted of, means a lot. On top of that, he's an offensively minded coach. With our best active coach being D fixed in 'Brich, that's enough for me, Get the right GM, draft well, get Bernard, and the Falcs can win the NFC South no doubt next year. Shit, maybe that's the offseason talking, but I got faith this year (as long as we hire the right OC, keep Zac and we're fucked)

RISE UP!!
 
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VorpalAnvil- said:
Literal retarded nigger opinion/ragebait post. 31 other teams in the league would have strugglebussed to finish 5-12 with half of San Fran's injuries. Thanks to the coaching team and scouts to pick up guys this past offseason to add depth and skill. The D is almost entirely rebuilt at this point. The WR room needs alot of help, and perhaps a higher TE pick as well. And of course always be on the lookout for some OL talent as that is/should be the basis of any team minus the QB role, which SF is quite set at for the long haul.
Congrats to the birds. They have a real team there. Brutal D and Speshual teams. Just need a proper QB (very difficult ask) and theyd be the complete package. I hope the league poaching coaching talent depletes them for the future. GG's
COTY will likely go to Vrabel, because retarded jew east coast bias journofag opinions, despite a historically easy schedule (not thier fault). But anyone paying attention and with an objective opinion knows Shannahan should be the recipient.
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Crock Turdy is a system QB and Shanahan will fall apart once CMC has a terrible injury. Shanahan regularly brutalizes his players. Crock Turdy will see ghosts, he will prove himself to be an overpaid system baby. The Niners are going to be next to the Cardinals for the future once the Rams trade for a QB when Stafford sprains his bussy after Gayleb rapes him.

Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Nix breaking his ankle on a run play to position the ball is some cursed shit.

He's the most unfairly maligned QB in the league with Purdy a close second. He's incredibly clutch yet people constantly shit on him.
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Turdy is a system baby. He’s not maligned, he’s just accurately called for what he is.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Crock Turdy is a system QB and Shanahan will fall apart once CMC has a terrible injury. Shanahan regularly brutalizes his players. Crock Turdy will see ghosts, he will prove himself to be an overpaid system baby. The Niners are going to be next to the Cardinals for the future once the Rams trade for a QB when Stafford sprains his bussy after Gayleb rapes him.


Turdy is a system baby. He’s not maligned, he’s just accurately called for what he is.
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Do they just instaban this sort of low effort, low IQ "trolling" on plebbit now?
 
VorpalAnvil- said:
Do they just instaban this sort of low effort, low IQ "trolling" on plebbit now?
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>crybaby can’t handle banter

Trolling on reddit is too easy. You just go
>black headcoachs
>black QBs

In your case, I just need to go
>system QBs
And you have a conniption after Sam Darnold blows you the fuck out after Shanahan crashes and burns with one of the easiest schedules in the current NFL season. You played the Cardinals twice. You played the Titans and actually beat up Colts.

How the fuck does Shanahan put half with team in the hospital with a cupcake schedule?
 
The only taunting I'm going to engage in is saying that watching Shanahan go from pissed at the refs, getting pushed back onto the sideline, he was so mad, to irately yelling at his players between snaps, to just looking broken, bitter, and defeated was so. goddamn. satisfying.
 
Fuck Shannahan, football terrorist. I want him to forever remember that his best chance to win a ring was in 2016 with Ryan an Julio, but chose to forgo it in favor of being a money-grubbing faggot, fuck him until he dies. May he lose a million playoff games for the city of tech-faggotry and troonism that is san fagscisco, let the blowouts flow.
 
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Absolutego said:
The only taunting I'm going to engage in is saying that watching Shanahan go from pissed at the refs, getting pushed back onto the sideline, he was so mad, to irately yelling at his players between snaps, to just looking broken, bitter, and defeated was so. goddamn. satisfying.
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Brock Purdy gave up in the third. He had no hope. You could see it in his generic face. Shanahan seemed pissed that CMC was crying in pain from Shanahan’s terrible play calling and also forcing him to hide 8 concussions.
 
Zaryiu2 said:
Well... that was a lot more brutal than I expected my Seahawks to be, not complaining but i thought the difference in points would have been less. As for tomorrow i'm rooting for Texans and Bears, not necessarily the most logical choice but I think it's time for teams thzt haven't gone to it or haven't gone in it in a while longer than Rams or Patriots to get back there for a change
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Your Seahawks are fucking unbelievable this year. I'm not sure it's even just a Darnold thing, although I'd be very happy to have that guy as my QB no matter what. I'm not sure why they haven't been in the conversation recently.

That was a hospital roster by the 9ers, no doubt, but I can't and won't discount that the Hawks played a fucking unbelievable game of ball.

I'm a Pats fan. I'd love to beat the Texans tomorrow, but you guys would be scary in the superbowl. I've got faith, but you should be super pumped for how great a season you guys have had.

Edit: What a great fucking playoff season guys. What a great season in general. I'm pumped and loving every game and I'm glad to watch it with you dumb cunts. Let's fucking go.
 
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CFC-12 said:
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My God. I figured the Seahawks would win, I didn't expect it to be a complete goddamn blowout. There's a good chance they're gonna put up 50+ points by the time this is all said and done.
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I've said Darnold looks like he's made a deal with the devil this season over his past ones. Maybe its returning to the West coast. Maybe it's playing for a team and facility where there's unlimited money. Maybe he made a crossroads deal given he didn't even break a sweat last night.

Meanwhile Bo Nix breaks his ankle in pyrrhic victory and Josh Allen is left sobbing inconsolably after a sequence of uncharacteristic errors per stat junkies. Somehow both QBs lose that one. Purdy participates in an extended gang rape and his bussy can't even hold out the full 60 mins before tapping out.

Watching today's games closely for further instances of devil magick. I'm on to you Samuel.
 
VorpalAnvil- said:
-Totally not obvious jeet accounts have things to say-
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Your stadium's luxury boxes stare directly at Milpitas, which is 70% Jeet and has the smell to match. Sit down.

Your Girlfriend's Dad said:
Your Seahawks are fucking unbelievable this year. I'm not sure it's even just a Darnold thing, although I'd be very happy to have that guy as my QB no matter what. I'm not sure why they haven't been in the conversation recently
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Seattle market is invisible to the national media until a beatdown like this happens. Nobody noticed the monstrous defense Pete had built until we pantsed the Cards 56-0 in 2012. Both times, I'd blame it on the fact that we didn't do anything particularly sexy when building the team, we just built a fucking team. No big splash signings, no QBs taken in the top 10, we drafted well (I've made this joke before but our secondary room is so fucking deep that a 2022 pro bowler is now a glorified depth piece) and hired a coach who instilled a culture and scheme that got other teams' castoffs to return to form/embrace their potential. Demarcus Lawrence has totally transformed our edge rushing group. He was viewed as a player coach at best and a fun factoid for Green Bay's much more significant trade for Micah Parsons. Leonard Williams is having a career renaissance and MAN I wish we could've done it for him 5 years earlier because he looks like a Hall of Fame DT in his 2.5 seasons with us. I remember Ernest Jones on the Rams and this guy wearing #13 might as well be a different person. Incredible turnaround overall.

Mike Macdonald has built a phenomenal culture and if coach of the year weren't where the media mea culpas to novelty coaches who got a team they were sure would be ass into the wildcard round I'd say he's a shoe-in for the award. I will settle for the fact that the Shaheed trade probably means John Schneider has executive of the year on lock.
 
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Fuck the Seahawks, Seahawks fucking suck.

As a Steelers fan, I'm praying for Bears vs Broncos Superbowl.

I hate every other team in left. Houston took it from us (though I can't help but admire their defense) they're gonna fuck Drake Maye's dick into the dirt.
Fuck the Rams, they're in fucking LA. Fucking faggots. Fuck the Seahawks. And Fuck the Patriots most of all, I'll never hate a team more than them as long as I live.
 
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