The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Lots of butthurt Atlanta fans here still malding at Shanahan. Enjoy your eternally raped franchise run by a kike lol. Also, if you know where Milpitas is, youre almost certainly a jeet invader (youre going back) or an urbanite shitlib (youre going in a camp).
 
The Packers are not a serious organization - they extended Lafleur.

Packers fans, you may want to learn the Heimlich maneuver. Between him, Morris, McDaniel, and Shanahan, how anyone who was tied to 28-3 still gets coaching gigs astounds me. That includes my Commies keeping Dan Quinn, but I'm still convinced he's just there to build a culture than anything else...
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
The Packers are not a serious organization - they extended Lafleur.

Packers fans, you may want to learn the Heimlich maneuver. Between him, Morris, McDaniel, and Shanahan, how anyone who was tied to 28-3 still gets coaching gigs astounds me. That includes my Commies keeping Dan Quinn, but I'm still convinced he's just there to build a culture than anything else...
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Next year is our year bro. I just need healthy Tucker Kraft, Josh Jacobs, and Micah Parsons. It's going to work this time bros. Every Packers qb gets one free super bowl. It's the law
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Dan of Steel said:
Drake Maye can't make stupid playoff rookie mistakes like fumbling twice. He was good in the second half and ultimately won the Patriots the game, but the Chargers defense - which is very good, was essentially a scrimmage for what the Pats will see against the Texans. The Texans defense is elite. They don't do any fancy disguises or schemes, it's literally just an insanely fast four man rush, and lockdown corners, and linebackers that will light your receivers and TEs the fuck up in the middle of the field. If Drake Maye is as good as I and other Pats fans believe he is, he has to play big boy football and score a couple touchdowns on that defense. Luckily for the Pats, CJ Stroud and the Texans offense isn't great, especially if Nico Collins is out. The game will decided on whether or not the Pats offense can beat Houston's defense.
The Charger game aged me like 10 years, by the end of the Houston game I expect to be going gray.
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My hair's already graying and it's pregame. EVERYTHING is in place for the Patriots to go to the Super Bowl if they win this fucking game. Just beat Houston and the Pats have to play a wounded Broncos team without Bo Nix? I like >our chances there.
But please for the love of fucking Christ win this game.
 
Dan of Steel said:
My hair's already graying and it's pregame. EVERYTHING is in place for the Patriots to go to the Super Bowl if they win this fucking game. Just beat Houston and the Pats have to play a wounded Broncos team without Bo Nix? I like >our chances there.
But please for the love of fucking Christ win this game.
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This game is basically going to be "Can the Texans Defense make up for their QB's Master Class in Fucking The Ball?"

The Patriots returning to Evil Empire status would be funny as hell, even if I'm rooting for the Bears to go all the way. Stroud has regressed to a hilarious degree from his rookie year, and the Bronco's will be starting a QB even the Raiders didn't want (unless they do something really fucking stupid and panic sign.. idk, Russ, Cam Newton, Kaepernick, someone else equally retarded, I don't know if it's even an option at this point but I'mma throw it out there anyway)
 
Kermit the Frog said:
Stroud is such a retard. What has happened to this guy?
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Per some quick Google-Fu, he's had 2 concussions - Grade 1 mind you, but still - it's not entirely impossible that he just got the most unlikely Tua-ing on one of them.

That or his tendencies are well known now, especially compared to his rookie year, and competent defenses have realized he's the weakest link on that offense. Either or.
 
>Stroud and Maye both fucking up
>Stroud more, but still

I knew this was going to be a shit game.

Kermit the Frog said:
Stroud is such a retard. What has happened to this guy?
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He practiced in the offseason with Justin Fields. The taint never washed off.

As I am typing this he did another retard throw as the pocket collapsed.
 
Ok, so the Patriots are clearly making the Super Bowl.

-Charmin Soft regular season schedule
-Playoff Herbert reverts to being If Man and the Chargers Charger it
-Stroud can't stop fucking the ball, the Texans defense is likely going to be gassed by half time
-The Bronco's have looked suspect as hell all season and are now starting a QB the Raiders didn't even want

It's not even like the Patriots are doing anything spectacular this game. The Texans Offense clearly just had tee time reserved.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
As I am typing this he did another retard throw as the pocket collapsed.
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I'm feeling nothing but schadenfreude. Somewhere earlier in this thread I said Pats vs Rams for the SB and everyone bashed me saying how the Pats would never beat the Texans.

"The Pats aren't a real team!!!"
"The Texans have the best def in the league!"
"Easy schedule!"
"Fake Pats gonna get slapped by a real team!"

Lmao, LMAO even. I know the score is still close and it's too early to count chickens, but this 2nd quarter has killed so much momentum for the Texans. Mentally and spiritually, this was a devastating quarter for them. We'll see if they recover after halftime.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Ok, so the Patriots are clearly making the Super Bowl.

-Charmin Soft regular season schedule
-Playoff Herbert reverts to being If Man and the Chargers Charger it
-Stroud can't stop fucking the ball, the Texans defense is likely going to be gassed by half time
-The Bronco's have looked suspect as hell all season and are now starting a QB the Raiders didn't even want

It's not even like the Patriots are doing anything spectacular this game. The Texans Offense clearly just had tee time reserved.
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I finally have to ask this because it's been bugging me for pages and you just named a bunch of teams at once: why do you only put an apostrophe in Denver's team name?
 
Local Fed said:
I finally have to ask this because it's been bugging me for pages and you just named a bunch of teams at once: why do you only put an apostrophe in Denver's team name?
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Honestly? I don't actually know. I think it's just in my head that I think there's supposed to be an apostrophe there, even though I know there isn't. At this point I feel like it's too much of an ingrained habit to try and break.
 
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