The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I'm feeling nothing but schadenfreude. Somewhere earlier in this thread I said Pats vs Rams for the SB and everyone bashed me saying how the Pats would never beat the Texans.

"The Pats aren't a real team!!!"
"The Texans have the best def in the league!"
"Easy schedule!"
"Fake Pats gonna get slapped by a real team!"

Lmao, LMAO even. I know the score is still close and it's too early to count chickens, but this 2nd quarter has killed so much momentum for the Texans. Mentally and spiritually, this was a devastating quarter for them. We'll see if they recover after halftime.

I’m expecting at least 7 points from the Texans defense in the second half and Al-Shaair concussing Maye so hard that Vrabel has a tantrum.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

They have to put Mills in here to save the game.

 

[Clanner Scum]

Lol Stroud.
Lmao even.

t. Bryce Young Enjoyer

 

[Nogg]

They have to put Mills in here to save the game.

Yeah, you can't keep watching Stroud single handidly throw the game away. They're lucky the defense is great, otherwise it would be 35-10.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I’m expecting at least 7 points from the Texans defense in the second half and Al-Shaair concussing Maye so hard that Vrabel has a tantrum.

Wow. Stroud looks just dead inside. He's really just done with this half.

 

[RGK5H]

Stroud is such a retard. What has happened to this guy?

He was always overrated. Only quarterback in recent memory to lose two games to Michigan.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

This game is basically going to be "Can the Texans Defense make up for their QB's Master Class in Fucking The Ball?"

Going into halftime, survey says "No".

The Patriots may be winning, but it's clearly in spite of themselves. The Texans offense has clearly checked out, and I think the Texans defense is just getting gassed. There's still an entire second half, but barring a momentum swing/the Texans Offense deciding to give a shit I think this one's a safe bet.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The only hope for the Brancos is the Patriots winning because God knows Vrabel and Maye are frauds.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Going into halftime, survey says "No".

Yeah, I think one more pick will just about do it before Stroud mentally throws in the towel. He really seems beaten in his head. This will be a 35-13 game or some shit like that. No defense survives entire quarters of being on the field, regardless of who they are. The cracks will show and if Maye can stop fumbling for five damn minutes, they'll have this one locked away.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

The only hope for the Brancos is the Patriots winning because God knows Vrabel and Maye are frauds.

I mean, we've had a Super Tank Bowl, we'll have a Super Bowl, I'm down for Fraud Bowl next week.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

They won't bench Stroud because they need to push black QBs at all cost.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Signs were there all along.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That's not what they said last night.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

So many turnovers. What a shitfest.
edit: And another one.

 

[Nogg]

So many turnovers. What a shitfest.

You think this is bad wait until Jarrett Stidham has to play one of these defenses.

 

[ForgedBlades]

lmao this fucking game

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Can both teams lose? I honestly don't feel like any AFC team should be allowed to move on at this point.

 

[CFC-12]

Can both teams lose? I honestly don't feel like any AFC team should be allowed to move on at this point.

I don't even really want the Texans to win, I just want the Pats to lose

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Stroud could easily have 7 or 8 INTs today. Not even the 4th quarter yet. He's been horrendous.

 

[Iron Hamster]

They're suddenly going to start calling PI?