The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Well at least the Dolphins got one of the better prospects out of the first time candidates and didn't have to go for Nagy or Arthur Smith or something

 

[Drama Fan]

Well at least the Dolphins got one of the better prospects out of the first time candidates and didn't have to go for Nagy or Arthur Smith or something

FUCK. Legit punching the air that the Packers didn't find a way to keep him. He deserves to be a HC for sure, but I really doubt GB has as good of a defense without him at the helm. Hopefully Salah gets snubbed and they can lure him over or something.

https://x.com/espn/status/2013373660296339827

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

FUCK. Legit punching the air that the Packers didn't find a way to keep him. He deserves to be a HC for sure, but I really doubt GB has as good of a defense without him at the helm. Hopefully Salah gets snubbed and they can lure him over or something.

https://x.com/espn/status/2013373660296339827

View attachment 8447095

I had a feeling once Stefanski and Harbaugh were off the table he was going to be the next candidate to be claimed. It is harder than ever before to hold onto coordinators. Everyone's preferred coaching candidate is going to be whoever the current stud coordinator is.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Firing McDermott after he coached the worst roster he's had to the divisional round + Allen's performance on Saturday + promoting the GM who got them into this mess = Bills window with Allen is closed tighter than a nun's nether regions during mass.

Mafia not taking it well. First the refs now the Bills organization. McDermott is their most winningest coach ever and snapped 17 years without playoffs.

I put a lot of the blame on Josh Allen's wife myself. Men lose a lot of performance if the wife is preg especially if its difficult and farmboy Josh is definitely the sort to be effected. Could she not have waited a year when there wasn't some clear line to the Superbowl with no Lamar, Eagles or Queefs?

Fail-upward clownshoe that decided to send Diggs and Tarzan to the AFC champ with the Pats is going to put a hack HC in to kiss his ass. If it was about winning and wasn't personal with McDermott they aren't going to be doing that any time soon.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Raiders should just announce they're taking Fernando Mendoza now with the first pick.

 

[Drama Fan]

Is anyone else getting Vrabel hired by the Titans Déjà vu? I guess Cam Ward is probably a better QB situation to land on but IDK if any HC candidate can fix the Titans.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

The Lions, with a top-three spot in terms of an OC, felt rushed to get an offensive coordinator. They were so rushed that despite conducting interviews with some solid to very good candidates, they hired a guy who comes from not only one of the worst teams in the league in general but also a very terrible offense. He was also never a real candidate or a name on any board that anyone can come up with, in a year where making this style of hire is very critical.


Make this make sense.

 

[Mind Goblins]

The Lions, with a top-three spot in terms of an OC, felt rushed to get an offensive coordinator. They were so rushed that despite conducting interviews with some solid to very good candidates, they hired a guy who comes from not only one of the worst teams in the league in general but also a very terrible offense. He was also never a real candidate or a name on any board that anyone can come up with, in a year where making this style of hire is very critical.


Make this make sense.

My only theory is that they had a budget of $10 and a bag of peanuts and Petzing said "An entire bag?! The Cardinals only gave me the empty shells!"

 

[Absolutego]

Raiders should just announce they're taking Fernando Mendoza now with the first pick.

Seconded because doing this would all but guarantee Goodell sends a hit squad to take out Mark Davis and maybe the Raiders can be a good team again

 

[Steak Tartare]

I put a lot of the blame on Josh Allen's wife myself.
Men lose a lot of performance if the wife is preg especially if its difficult and farmboy Josh is definitely the sort to be effected.
Could she not have waited a year when there wasn't some clear line to the Superbowl with no Lamar, Eagles or Queefs?

Why didn't that wicked woman remind him of Lamar Jackson or the Iggles while they fucked!! Didn't she know he's a farmboy? Which is the exact sort to be most affected by her difficult pregnancy?! Why didn't she wait a year, why did she have to pressure him so!?
(I diagnose both you and Josh Allen with a Locking In problem)
(The bears were hilarious the other day and I think the xehawks are looking z e s t y)

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Make this make sense.

My guess is that McDaniel is gonna go back to Saleh and there's just not a lot of OC candidates at the moment so they just grabbed whoever.

Teams can block an interview unless it's a promotion, so if Dan's gonna keep calling plays they were limited to, like, Nate Scheelhaase and people who got fired as candidates.

 

[BikeLock]

Firing McDermott after he coached the worst roster he's had to the divisional round + Allen's performance on Saturday + promoting the GM who got them into this mess = Bills window with Allen is closed tighter than a nun's nether regions during mass.

They never had a window with McDermott, lmao.

 

[Quandaries Sage]

Happy 1000 pages of NFL autism.

I had to spend my last Saturday playing horse girl where's Waldo because of this shit
Congratulations you autistic bastards.

 

[CapricornusRex]

My guess is that McDaniel is gonna go back to Saleh and there's just not a lot of OC candidates at the moment so they just grabbed whoever.

Teams can block an interview unless it's a promotion, so if Dan's gonna keep calling plays they were limited to, like, Nate Scheelhaase and people who got fired as candidates.

I've seen this statement multiple times now. If he and Saleh are such good friends why did Saleh go back to shithole California instead of joining his bro in Miami?

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

I've seen this statement multiple times now. If he and Saleh are such good friends why did Saleh go back to shithole California instead of joining his bro in Miami?

He wouldn't be able to get the job. Weaver is fine it's just that Miami's defensive roster sucks cheeks thanks to Grier not being able to evaluate talent.

So you go get a job with a good GM if you have HC aspirations.

 

[gagabobo1997]

I've got 500 on Seattle for the NFC game that I'll roll into the superbowl if(when) they win. If it's Seattle vs Gaytriots rematch from 2015 we WILL win

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

I had to spend my last Saturday playing horse girl where's Waldo because of this shit
Congratulations you autistic bastards.

I'm gonna need you to elaborate on whatever the fuck that is.

 

[CapricornusRex]

He wouldn't be able to get the job. Weaver is fine it's just that Miami's defensive roster sucks cheeks thanks to Grier not being able to evaluate talent.

So you go get a job with a good GM if you have HC aspirations.

LOL what are the odds Weaver and McDaniels just move to Baltimore together? Weaver's currently getting a second interview.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

The Lions, with a top-three spot in terms of an OC, felt rushed to get an offensive coordinator. They were so rushed that despite conducting interviews with some solid to very good candidates, they hired a guy who comes from not only one of the worst teams in the league in general but also a very terrible offense. He was also never a real candidate or a name on any board that anyone can come up with, in a year where making this style of hire is very critical.


Make this make sense.

They're the Lions. Them having a chance at winning a Super Bowl was a meme everyone believed in because of mass hypnosis due to social media.