The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Get ready to cringe! Only way this could get worse if it the Super Bowl is won in a obviously rigged way by an unpopular team
Well, now I know when to take a 15-minute long piss break during the Super Bowl.
 
Get ready to cringe! Only way this could get worse if it the Super Bowl is won in a obviously rigged way by an unpopular team

So just like the past 20 years, the Halftime show is for literal faggots who don't watch football? Great I'll just keep not watching it like I've been doing.
 
Get ready to cringe! Only way this could get worse if it the Super Bowl is won in a obviously rigged way by an unpopular team
I'm sure the NFL is happy about their halftime show being used for literal fag shenanigans.
 
The Sabres are also looking promising this year, so I guess that city can't contain two successful sports franchises.
 
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Phillip Rivers has a new scheme to keep his army of children's healthcare- coaching the Buffalo Bills
 
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So, who's ready for Fraud Bowl this weekend between the heavily-suspect Broncos and the clearly-coasting Patriots?

One struggles to secure a win even against hospital squads and the winner of Super Tank Bowl, the other has apparently recovered their old Evil Empire Devil Magic to coast on an admittedly easy schedule and their playoff opponents self-destructing. The former is down to a room of QB's that have taken a combined 1 play in two years - a knee in the Cowboys game the Broncos played in Week 8 - the latter has a meme QB in Drake "Drake Maye" Maye.

Whoever wins gets the dubious honor of getting destroyed by whoever wins the NFC Conference Championship, probably the Seahawks all things considered. Seriously, can we just make Seahawks-Rams the actual Super Bowl instead of the winner having to play one more game where they kick the shit out of an invalid?
 
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So, who's ready for Fraud Bowl this weekend between the heavily-suspect Broncos and the clearly-coasting Patriots?

One struggles to secure a win even against hospital squads and the winner of Super Tank Bowl, the other has apparently recovered their old Evil Empire Devil Magic to coast on an admittedly easy schedule and their playoff opponents self-destructing. The former is down to a room of QB's that have taken a combined 1 play in two years - a knee in the Cowboys game the Broncos played in Week 8 - the latter has a meme QB in Drake "Drake Maye" Maye.

Whoever wins gets the dubious honor of getting destroyed by whoever wins the NFC Conference Championship, probably the Seahawks all things considered. Seriously, can we just make Seahawks-Rams the actual Super Bowl instead of the winner having to play one more game where they kick the shit out of an invalid?
I'm all for saying the Patriots clearly coasted their way to the post-season, but Maye has held his own against the #2 and #5 ranked defense in the AFC to get this far in the playoffs, they're up against #1, and they will certainly have earned the Super Bowl ticket if they get it.
But yeah, it's another 2013 where the real Super Bowl is the NFC Championship game between 2 NFC West teams.
 
I want him to be HC and be backup or at least 3rd QB too. He just needs to avoid trading himself as QB no matter how good the offer because the scheduling will become a nightmare otherwise.
 
I'm all for saying the Patriots clearly coasted their way to the post-season
I didn't mind until I had to listen to my Patriots friends all week long. Now I want them to make it to the Superbowl just so they can lose in the most heart-breaking, soul crushing fashion.

The past few years of Chiefs fans have made me forget how much I hate NE. It's all coming back to me like someone who had amnesia then gets bonked on the head and all the memories come flooding back.

I want all the bad things to happen to them and no one else forever and ever amen.
 
Whoever wins gets the dubious honor of getting destroyed by whoever wins the NFC Conference Championship, probably the Seahawks all things considered. Seriously, can we just make Seahawks-Rams the actual Super Bowl instead of the winner having to play one more game where they kick the shit out of an invalid?
Well Seahawks and Broncos would be the funniest result since the Broncos offense is just not going to work whatsoever. Seahawks' front 7 is just way too fucking good for Payton's short passing game intending to drain clock.

Patriots - Rams would be the most interesting matchup but I doubt it happens.
 
I didn't mind until I had to listen to my Patriots friends all week long. Now I want them to make it to the Superbowl just so they can lose in the most heart-breaking, soul crushing fashion.

The past few years of Chiefs fans have made me forget how much I hate NE. It's all coming back to me like someone who had amnesia then gets bonked on the head and all the memories come flooding back.

I want all the bad things to happen to them and no one else forever and ever amen.

Vrabel couldn't pull it off in TN, here's to hoping he returns the Patriots to where they belong; getting stomped out in the super bowl once a decade, and collapsing in to mediocrity. Wash rinse repeat.
 
Well Seahawks and Broncos would be the funniest result since the Broncos offense is just not going to work whatsoever. Seahawks' front 7 is just way too fucking good for Payton's short passing game intending to drain clock.

Patriots - Rams would be the most interesting matchup but I doubt it happens.
I would be very happy to add to the record of teams blowing out the Broncos in the Super Bowl, hope this time we can join the 49ers and Redskins in the "put up 50 on them" club.
 
I didn't mind until I had to listen to my Patriots friends all week long. Now I want them to make it to the Superbowl just so they can lose in the most heart-breaking, soul crushing fashion.

The past few years of Chiefs fans have made me forget how much I hate NE. It's all coming back to me like someone who had amnesia then gets bonked on the head and all the memories come flooding back.

I want all the bad things to happen to them and no one else forever and ever amen.
I hate the Patriots with every fiber of my being. I will never forgive them for ruining Big Ben's perfect rookie year. Everyone talks about Steelers and Ravens rivalry but the Patriots and Steelers were always a better matchup, as evident by their equal Super Bowl rings (also Fuck you forever Tom Brady)
 
Man, if I'm Keon I'm becoming a full-on football terrorist after seeing that clip. The gall for an owner to talk about an active player like that, regardless of performance, just speaks to the total lack of leadership in that building. If only there was a locker-room guy the FO could rely on to keep the team motivated.... ah, fuck that, let's just hire Brian Daboll
 
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