The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Norms Abused Liver said:
If you want to make it interesting, make the Pro Bowl the winner of the SB versus all the voted pro-bowlers
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Fun Fact - this was the original Pro Bowl format bak in the 1930’s. It was then dropped because WW2 caused the Pro Bowl to be discontinued and the league nearly going under, but it was the OG Format. When they brought back the Pro Bow in the 50’s, it became the Conference vs Conference game we all know it as, just an actual game instead of what it is now…
 
Norms Abused Liver said:
If you want to make it interesting, make the Pro Bowl the winner of the SB versus all the voted pro-bowlers. The winners vs the absolute best the rest of the league has to offer. No bad secondary to exploit, no kicker that is half blind, no backups or bench riders shitting up the field. I guarantee that most SB champ teams would get stomped into the dirt under those conditions.

Also, with it coming out that Jay-Z is a legit kid diddler hopefully the NFL cuts ties and we start getting good halftime shows again.
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They need to stop being such little pussies and finally go with the all black vs all white teams. The NFL doesn't have a soul when it comes to money, and a race war for 4 quarters would actually sell
 
Good news anyone who’s team is still looking for a coach - the Giants hired Matt Nagy as their OC, so a potential worst case scenario os off the table.

Unless you’re a Giants fan, but I feel like at this point being a fan of either New York team qualifies as a preexisting condition…

Also the Pro Bowl’s today at like, 8pm but who gives a fuck
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Good news anyone who’s team is still looking for a coach - the Giants hired Matt Nagy as their OC, so a potential worst case scenario os off the table.

Unless you’re a Giants fan, but I feel like at this point being a fan of either New York team qualifies as a preexisting condition…

Also the Pro Bowl’s today at like, 8pm but who gives a fuck
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EVERYONE POINT AT THE GIANTS
POINT AND LAUGH

What an uninspired hire, jfc. He hits the trifecta of everything you wouldn't want from an OC for the Giants:
-Only has seen success holding a clipboard for a offensive mastermind (and the Chiefs offense improved when they replaced him with Bienemy lol)
-Famously a dick to QBs he didn't have a hand in drafting (good luck to you Jaxson Dart, someone should get that kid Trubisky's number)
-Famously combative with the media (and now has to answer to New York lmfao)
 
I saw on my feed recently that Turning Point USA is doing an All-American Halftime Show at the same time as the Super Bowl's, headlining Kid Rock. He's the only name on the setlist I recognize (also has Brantley Gilbert, Gabby Barrett, and Lee Brice for anyone who recognizes those), but it still seems preferable to whatever bullshit spic-in-a-skirt nonsense the NFL has planned.
 
Mind Goblins said:
I saw on my feed recently that Turning Point USA is doing an All-American Halftime Show at the same time as the Super Bowl's, headlining Kid Rock. He's the only name on the setlist I recognize (also has Brantley Gilbert, Gabby Barrett, and Lee Brice for anyone who recognizes those), but it still seems preferable to whatever bullshit spic-in-a-skirt nonsense the NFL has planned.
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If they're going to do this, they should go big and host a giant super bowl party at the event location.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
What the fuck are you talking about? Nagy was the replacement for Bienemy.
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Nagy was the OC until he went to terrorize Bears fans. Bienemy was promoted from Running Backs coach. Nagy got fired from the Bears and Bienemy went to the Commanders in an attempt to get out from under Reid's play calling. Now Nagy's contract was not extended, Bienemy is coming home, and Nagy is off to terrorize Giants fans/Dart.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Good news anyone who’s team is still looking for a coach - the Giants hired Matt Nagy as their OC, so a potential worst case scenario os off the table.

Unless you’re a Giants fan, but I feel like at this point being a fan of either New York team qualifies as a preexisting condition…

Also the Pro Bowl’s today at like, 8pm but who gives a fuck
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So the Giants are going to tank with a past his prime Harbaugh, the person he brought and now Matt Nagy. Alright then

Puppy bowl: Sunday, February 8th at 2P ET/11A PT on Animal Planet.

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And there's another one on a channel named Great American Channel
 
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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
What the fuck are you talking about? Nagy was the replacement for Bienemy.
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Nagy became OC at the Chiefs the same year they drafted Mahomes and had him sit behind Alex Smith for a year. The fact that he got Smith looking like a Pro Bowler late in his career got him the Bears job, which then became seen as an amazing hire when Mahomes promptly took over the league in 2018. But Nagy didn't draft Trubisky, and Trubisky is no Mahomes, so he basically screwed around, tried to build his own Mahomes in Justin Fields (lmfao) and then got fired. Standard Bears cycle.
Reid brought him back because Bienemy was off trying to get the same treatment Nagy got (but was, in fact, generally a Rooney Rule interview), and the Chiefs went on to win two more Super Bowls.

Maybe the fact that he's moving laterally instead of being the head coach means he won't just look at Jaxson Dart and constantly mumble "why aren't you doing what Mahomes does already?!", but it's not like Harbaugh is an offensive wizard a la Reid and will take over the QB's development. So Nagy is going to ruin another QB because people haven't worked out that a) there's only one Mahomes, and, more importantly, b) Reid is the reason QBs do so well in Kansas City, not his coordinators.
 
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Mind Goblins said:
I saw on my feed recently that Turning Point USA is doing an All-American Halftime Show at the same time as the Super Bowl's, headlining Kid Rock. He's the only name on the setlist I recognize (also has Brantley Gilbert, Gabby Barrett, and Lee Brice for anyone who recognizes those), but it still seems preferable to whatever bullshit spic-in-a-skirt nonsense the NFL has planned.
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This isn’t as gay as the show the NFL will be putting on but it’s pretty close
 
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