The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Let the Guy Fieri Bosch commercial be a lesson to all you incels on how to actually looksmaxx. Make fun of his look all you want, the Guy Fieri we all know and love is the best version of him. Imagine if he walked around like a middle class suburban dad all the time. Talk about an aura loss.

The PUA guys weren't entirely wrong about stuff like peacocking.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Patriots getting a td before the half so the score is 6-7, 6-7! 6-7! 6-7! beats the shit out of teacher for taking my nintendo switch in class

Both teams shouldn’t score any more points so that it stays this way for the memes

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Patriots getting a td before the half so the score is 6-7, 6-7! 6-7! 6-7! beats the shit out of teacher for taking my nintendo switch in class

Anything to break up the monotony of Seahawks D shutting down Drake Maye, punt, and Pats missing every tackle and Seahawks just being clumsy ending in a punt. We've had 30 minutes of that and I want to blow my brains out.

 

[Dropa5pack]

WE ARE SO BACK

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Is Robert Spillane real? I refuse to believe there is a human living without a neck.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Has Bossman done sports gamba before?

 

[JambledUpWords]

WE ARE SO BACK

Not until Bossman Jack loses his bet

 

[Drama Fan]

Rigger refs showing up to fuck over bossman

 

[blahblahblah678]

DOESN'T HE KNOW THE NFL IS RIGGED BY ROGER "RIGGER" GOODELL?

Real sports entertainment fans know Uncle Roger is the real Booker of the Year.

 

[Anorexic Robot]

Has Bossman done sports gamba before?

Boss man going "oh my god...oh my god dude... oh my god..." for 3 hours straight would actually be pretty normal for a football fan

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Patriots’ offense showing they deserve to be here by playing so bad that Robert Kraft is offering to suck Brady’s dick in exchange of coming out of retirement for 2 quarters

 

[blahblahblah678]

I know you guys would LOVE/HATE that Stand Up Ad.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Patriots’ offense showing they deserve to be here by playing so bad that Robert Kraft is offering to suck Brady’s dick in exchange of coming out of retirement for 2 quarters

Real talk, could Brady come back? I feel he's still in good enough shape to play.

 

[cis mans burden]

listen up goys stop hating the jews okay!!!

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

And here we go with Robert Kraft's Jew ad. As if Jews wearing a mark identifying themselves is a fantastic idea.

 

[Lip Glossary]

$500? What in the online betting is that weak ass amount? Fuck breaking your legs, the mafia wouldn't even send you an annoyed text message if you didn't pay that back.

 

[Quijibo69]

More AI ads that will age badly in a few years.

 

[semitooth]

DIRTY JEW

 

[Neil]

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Oh shit the Patriots are guaranteed to lose now

 

[Dropa5pack]

HEY YOU DIRTY FILTHY KIKE!

Did Hasan write that?