The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

That Dunkin commercial was so fuckin cringe. Advertisers can’t think of anything original and they’re flinging remember berries at the wall. It also looked AI touched up….

You telling me that Ted Danson actually doesn't look exactly like he looked during his Cheers days 40 years ago? Of course it was done up by AI.

 

[Drama Fan]

Christian Gonzalez going superman mode again

 

[JambledUpWords]

Jesus Christ I’m so sick of nostalgia. Dear Gen X and Millennials, let’s not do this. We don’t need to do this. Thank you.

Execs are so afraid of pissing off their shareholders by not making the line go up by 0.000001% that they rely on nostalgia to sell things. They know those IPs and references are well liked, and don’t want to have the risk of sales dropping by trying something new.

 

[beautiful person]

Another field goal.

I bet a lot of people are doing the free streams only and not paying for Peacock. All the free streams are shitting themselves.

I'm watching over the air on TV.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Jason Myer for Super Bowl MVP

 

[Manimal House]

EVERYBODY
(YEEEEEAHH)
FUCK YOUR WALLET
(YEEEEEAHH)
EVERYBODY
FUCK YOUR WALLET, KIKE
COINBASE COINS ARE SHITE!

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

broadcast TV is the only way to watch. Fuck your gay laggy expensive bullshit.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Drake Maye pussied out of a halftime hail mary

Seahawks taking it

 

[4090 Chad]

Christian Gonzalez going superman mode again

I bet the Seattle trannies are rethinking their ICE stance right about now.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Has there been any worthwhile commercials?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Jason Myer for Super Bowl MVP

I'm tempted to download a betting app and putting money on it.

 

[beautiful person]

Advertisers aren't spending Super Bowl ad money to sell to broke zoomers.

But millenials are also broke.

 

[Drama Fan]

I bet a lot of people are doing the free streams only and not paying for Peacock. All the free streams are shitting themselves.

free streams always shit themselves for the super bowl. I just bit the bullet and paid for Peacock this year. Total cost of watching the NFL this year: $11 + tax

 

[Neil]

We have to kill everyone associated with that Good Will Dunkin commercial and I’m not even remotely kidding

Keep your filthy fucking hands off of Jason Alexander. The others can all go, but Jason is allowed to be cringe every once in a while.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Vrabel is pissed. Definitely not how he expected things to go.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'm watching over the air on TV.

I'm watching on the high seas.

 

[Vibralldo]

Drake's also bet $1,000,000 on the Patriots. That and the antisemitism ad has made them the funnier team to lose.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

Has there been any worthwhile commercials?

Ffffuck no.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Have you never sung karaoke?

Dude, are you retarded? Who cares if it's karaoke? They paid millions of dollars to fucking put text in Arial font and a blue screen that could've been done by literally any five year old. This the biggest and most expensive ad in media and the most important and Coinbase just said "meh, slap anything together". Fuck you, if I were a shareholder, I'd sue.

 

[Bartolomeo]

Drake Maye pussied out of a halftime hail mary

Seahawks taking it

I was about to post something similar. Even to me not going for it on the last play of 2nd Quarter is just too conservative.

They must be really relying on Drake Maye getting one or two good drives