The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Neil]

TBH one of this halftime show's failings is not including any subtitles. The full brunt of the message is basically missed by 90% of the people it was meant to offend since there's no english translation to the lyrics, closed captioning didn't even translate.

The most obvious thing about the message was Bad Bunny going "GOD BLESS America, [insert every south american country], AND PUERTO RICO" while a line of hispanic people carrying every latin american flag swarmed in front of the camera through the fields. Fox News will of course play that footage out on repeat for the next 6 months, but you can only get so far with that.

 

[Guacamole Nigga Penis]

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[MA5B]

TBH one of this halftime show's failings is not including any subtitles. The full brunt of the message is basically missed by 90% of the people it was meant to offend since there's no english translation to the lyrics, closed captioning didn't even translate.

This was almost certainly intentional.

 

[Ass Dan]

How about we keep the island and deport the Puerto Ricans?

Deport them where? NYC?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

We're back to punishing the Patriots for thinking they'll become a dynasty again.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

i know i'm a spic and i'm arent really all that allowed to shit on about stuff, but the all american show is terrible they got the most tasteless conservative grifting country and some old dude rapping and doing a metal grunting and thinking he is the shit, maga doesnt really have the best taste in music, choosing for either is literally choosing poopoo vs shit

Of course the beaner doesn’t like White music. I bet you sang along to that gay Puerto Rican you taco munching nigger

 

[Vibralldo]

It's over for the Patriots

Seahawk's defense are mogging them

 

[Tennessee Trash]

This is the closest thing Lossman has ever made to a reasonable bet, given how often the Superbowl is rigged for the Patriots.

Falcons fan spotted

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

Deport them where? NYC?

Hell hopefully

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

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It's actually fucking rigged.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Come on Robert Kraft make the call, flip the switch! We need a 2nd Half Patriots comeback to trigger all NFL fanbases again. Bossman needs this win!

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

CONGRATULATIONS DRAKE MAYE!
YOU. ARE. A future CFL Hall of Famer.

Dude fucking blew it.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Meh, if it was supposed to rattle me it didn’t. It wasn’t the heckin act of defiance they advertised and it wasn’t anything I didn’t already know Latino pop slop consists of now. The most offensive part was how bland it was

It happened. It won’t be memorable. Just like most things these days.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Next time they should play Blue Grass with a white man in overalls named cletus on the banjo and a negro with a straw hat playing the jew harp.

 

[Vibralldo]

It really feels like the Patriots are a bunch of middle schoolers playing against an actual NFL team

The Patriots defense struggle to even tackle the Seahawks

 

[MA5B]

How about we keep the island and deport the Puerto Ricans?

If Rubio accomplishes his lifelong dream of reconquering his homeland, we should simply let the Cuban government take over Puerto Rico in exchange for stepping down. It's not even in that strategically valuable, Cuba is more desirable by pretty much every metric.

 

[Kirklandwarrior]

Seahawks are driving, it’s so over Bossman bros.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Of course the beaner doesn’t like White music.

But i did liked it

 

[Null]

They're rigging it for their bros to win big on Polymarket, but the Pats are coming back the second half for Bossman's rent money.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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They queered up football so badly the biggest game of the year turned into a soccer match.