The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

That Asian man is the most obnoxious homosexual I've ever seen.

 

[MA5B]

Donald Trump if you can hear me bring the B-1 back and put a GBU-29 straight through that beaner's car

 

[Quijibo69]

2 gay men eat Ritz.

 

[W00K #17]

Alright Kiwis, favorite Pokemon?

Hitmonchan, my beloved.

Jynx OG version

 

[Plagas]

People being so butthurt about the halftime show will always be hilarious lol.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

If you ever want to get your "progressive brown people" image shattered, go to a locals bar in Merida, take a look at what color the people are, and ask them what they think about Haitians.

I should know, im one of those

 

[Drama Fan]

Sonichu, obviously.

Everyone stand for the Black "Blake" Sonichu national anthem and sip your cherry cola
Both punters as co-MVPs

 

[Bartolomeo]

Honestly gotta feel for Maye, he's a young dude having a nightmare in the biggest game he'll probably ever play. This will fuck up his confidence long term.

I agree. He seems like a really solid QB in general, but he doesn't have what he needs to get the job done and hasn't learned to compensate for his shite O-Line

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Put Subway Surfers in the side of this boring as ah game.

 

[N I G M O D E]

Defensebowls are so fucking boring, rather watch a blowoutbowl

 

[Kirklandwarrior]

Perhaps one of the most boring games I have ever seen and I’m a Bears fan.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Without the threat of JSN this game has been a real fucjing slog for the Seahawks offense. Even though he hasn't done shit, he was drawing so much attention and now they just are sitting on Walker.

 

[W00K #17]

None of you have ever watched a Hawkeyes game and it shows

 

[LavenderMenace]

Alright Kiwis, favorite Pokemon?

Hitmonchan, my beloved.

Vaporeon.

No memes, it’s a legit good water type that can tank special moves.

 

[King George III]

Alright Kiwis, favorite Pokemon?

I like the bicycle, it goes fast. Kinda like an Osprey, which is in actuallity what a seahawk is. They're neat birds that get married for life, build a home and then return every year to that home and have babies until they die.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Well, this person loved Bad Bunny’s show. For context, she’s a fourtysomething year old white woman:

Spoiler

Bad Bunny has the wine mom demographic on lock. He’d be perfect for the Ellen show if it was still on air

 

[cis mans burden]

That was the worst halftime show ever. I kept hoping the halftime show would get deported. ON TOP of defensive games being boring, this is unforgivable NFL.

edit: Even the commercials fucking suck this year.

Honestly if ICE came in halfway through and just arrested everyone it would have been the funniest shit

 

[JambledUpWords]

Alright Kiwis, favorite Pokemon?

Hitmonchan, my beloved.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Brady might have sucked ass but he at least made things fun to watch

 

[RGK5H]

None of you have ever watched a Hawkeyes game and it shows

Never forget the 2011 "Game of the Century"