The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Count Grishnackh]

Didn't watch, obviously missed nothing. Hope this was the lowest rated SB ever based on the score, and halftime show.

 

[Kirklandwarrior]

That’s game

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Drake Meh with the pick

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I WAS WRONG LOL

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

I always believed in my boy, all rats go to the crystal.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Anyway, Last Stand, an old whore was on the halftime show, her name was Lady Gaga!

No, you’re right Last Stand, sorry. She’s young. The last woman you were lusting about was Nancy Guthrie.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

RIGGERS

 

[Großmann]

Nevermind, Seahawktuas are already holding that trophy. Sorry, big bossman

 

[Two Dollars]

>umm no sweetie, ANTHROPIC didn’t have a super bowl ad, CLAUDE did
Prediction markets are a fucking scam dood

 

[Maker's Mark]

Horrific throw by Maye.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Vrabel is one of the dumbest-looking human beings that I've ever laid eyes on. The Missing Link.

I wouldn't say that to his face because I don't want to get clubbed or my head split open with a rock, but I do think it.

 

[Vibralldo]

Pats had momentum for a second but now it's truly joever

 

[A.P. Hill]

They are literally America’s Team. Haas is American in the most technical sense of the word. Even if Cadillac get’s no podiums or pole positions this year, I’m repping their shirts and going all in on Caddycoin.

I'm not going to do some retarded Tifosi "because they have the right flag" stuff until it's proven that "America's team" can actually be competitive.

This one's over.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Collinsworth has been giving Maye the sloppy toppy for the last twenty minutes for the shittiest performance I've seen in a minute and this is how Maye repays him.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Stephon Diggs 100% going to start a fight in a minute

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

The Latinas twerking wasn't for us or for racism, it's a fucking hypnosis signal for the Patriots to score some goals.

 

[Lian Xing]

Collinsworth

He must have dirt on someone to still be a color commentator. He is a total dick.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Down 2 scores with 8 minutes to go, perfect time for an arm punt.

 

[justwantedtoread]

That was a Rex Grossman level INT

Fuck it, I'm going deep! I miss the travails of Sexy Rexy.

 

[Bartolomeo]

Kenneth Walker III just running it through two first downs in a row up in the 4th quarter. THAT"S FOOTBALL BOYS