The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Punished Derich]

Darnold winning a SB is the most Vikings thing to ever happen

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Loosing to Geno in the superbowl LMAOOOO Stephon Diggs kill yourself nigga

 

[Nigger Respecter]

Predicting the Seahawks open the season against the Rams on Thursday and the Bills host the Patriots in their new stadium on Sunday night

 

[MA5B]

Very funny that there's a player named Kobe (sorry, "Coby") Bryant and no one is allowed to make a joke about it ever

 

[Großmann]

The only reason why that happens is because Americans get the Anglo broadcast where they suck each other off. Every country does that. Apple will redeem itself if they get their own in-house broadcast where Allen Bestwick and Townsend Bell suck Caddy off.

Not even just that, but look how many anglo drivers are on the grid for this “worldwide autosport.” Look at where most teams have their HQ (hint: in UK around Milton Keynes). And all of the driving academies are in Europe. If Cadillac can crack the code, this can at least create an American/Western hemisphere infrastructure for Formula 1 that isn’t tied to Europe/UK.

 

[A.P. Hill]

I enjoy it when a QB who's been a bust for years finally stops being a bust, even if it's years into his career.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

“Have to feel for long-suffering Patriots fans who lost out on their 7th championship in 25 years,” -some dude I stole this from on Twitter

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Darnold winning a SB is the most Vikings thing to ever happen

Vikings are such a fool for dropping him after one bad playoff game.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

They are literally America’s Team. Haas is American in the most technical sense of the word. Even if Cadillac get’s no podiums or pole positions this year, I’m repping their shirts and going all in on Caddycoin.

If Haas isn’t American, why did they have this all-American red white and blue livery? Conversation over.

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

Did that nigga really say he just wants to kiss his fish

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

He is no longer Drake “Drake Maye” Maye.

He is now Drake “The Schedule” Maye. Thank Tree’s Chat for that one

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Why is Pedro Pascal in the Bad Bunny show lmao????

Because why have only 1 spic faggot when you can have 2?

 

[Drama Fan]

Darnold winning a SB is the most Vikings thing to ever happen

The vikings looking stupid is why i've been hoping for a Seahawks victory.
Suffah Minnesota. Hope you keep betting on 9

 

[MA5B]

Vikings are such a fool for dropping him after one bad playoff game.

McCarthy could've put up the same passing numbers with 2 extra rushing TDs. Also it was 2 bad games he shit the bed in week 18 really bad.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Because why have only 1 spic faggot when you can have 2?

Pedro Pascal also has a troon brother, and what the show really was missing is troons.

 

[Negev]

Is it even possible to win at this point? I thought when it was obvious they just ended it.

 

[MA5B]

If there's one thing no one would ever accuse Diggs of it's letting go.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Is it even possible to win at this point? I thought when it was obvious they just ended it.

I suppose so, Pats are going to get accused of cheating again if they do lol

 

[Bonedome]

3 touchdowns and a conversion it's just that easy

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I can't hear Stefon Diggs and not hear step on dicks