The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Major Filth]

The front facing Seahwaks logo is deeply upsetting. How is this official?

He looks like he's about to assign me homework over summer break.

 

[WarrenZHarding]

Has he fucked a dude yet?

 

[Squanto Airi]

The Chargers are hiring former New York Jets and Miami Dolphins head coach Adam Gase as an assistant coach overseeing the passing game, a source told ESPN.

Please end my misery

 

[Google Drive]

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The demons of the goal line have been exorcised .

Just figured out what this reminds me of.
The Paul Allen Foundation asks you to spot the differences. There is no way they thought this was a good design, and it's made stranger considering there is merch with this design.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

On behalf of all of Puerto Rico, I apologise over Bad Bunny's halftime show.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Please end my misery

Note to self: do not draft Herbert next fantasy season

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

We should start getting bossman to bet on our least favorite teams.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

We should start getting bossman to bet on our least favorite teams.

He already bet on the Patriots.

 

[Agares]

How does Bossman consistently make the worst possible bet? He's like a reverse oracle whenever he has money. If Bossman is juiced up and bets on black, you'd better bet on red.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

I'm so happy that the Seahawks beat them like the privilege bitches they are. I'm tired of people viewing the fratriots as the gridiron equivalent to the Harlem Globetrotters just because they have American colors and win nearly every game doesn't mean that they're patriotic if the slightest. Good riddance to bad luck. That goes for the Yankees too.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

We should start getting bossman to bet on our least favorite teams.

Bossman should bet on the Bucs next year, not because I hate them but because they break my heart at the end.

 

[Core i7-3770K]

It was over for the PQTRIOTS the moment Lossman bet on them.

 

[RamblinRosie]

It's always a good day when the patriots lose.

 

[Cat Funt]

Pats were dumb not putting a TE on the left when it was obvious their LT couldn't block for shit.

 

[Squanto Airi]

 

[Bartolomeo]

Implying niggerball follows in the tradition of thousand-year European sports entertainment is possibly of the worst coping ive ever seen. Your argument applies to things like equestrian eventing, winter sports, or even lacrosse and baseball. Niggerball is long divorced for the realm of white entertainment, if you can't tell by Jay Z banning whites from the halftime show every year. This reminds of me of when Haitians cope that they can speak French.

Football is a white created sport. It's the greatest sport known to man. It's a turn based strategy with real-time combat. Stop seething so hard that niggers are doing well in sports. It's way more embarrassing than enjoy their feats for entertainment.

 

[Absolutego]

I'm a Blackhawks/Hurricanes fan. I should also correct you and point out that I'm a Bills fan first and a Bears fan second.

Who hurt you at a formative age that you saw the ongoing cavalcade of shitshow that is Chicagoland football and then decided "yeah fuck this, Bills are now my primary team"?
Like, you're clearly not a zoomer, you aren't one of the kiddos who bandwagoned onto the team when Josh Allen started developing. You a really big Eric Moulds fan or something?

Note to self: do not draft Herbert next fantasy season

I mean, success of the Chargers aside, drafting Herbert to a fantasy team after Jim Harbaugh became his head coach is very clearly a bad idea

 

[Bartolomeo]

Like, you're clearly not a zoomer, you aren't one of the kiddos who bandwagoned onto the team when Josh Allen started developing. You a really big Eric Moulds fan or something?

What make you think that he didn't bandwagon on when Josh Allen started developing?

 

[NoIdeaWhatImDoing]

Each American has an arsenal of firearms and bombs in their basement and every weekend they record vlogs of what armor piercing, exploding, supersonic, round is the best to kill someone inside an armored vehicle for Youtube yet they haven't killed Bad Bunny yet.

Puerto Rico is actually way more dangerous than the United States, it has a higher murder rate. In order to be successful in the music industry you have to befriend the cartels and mafias. Most regeton musicians are involved in crime directly or indirectly. Bad Bunny may pretend to be a fag but 100% he's involved in some weird shit back home.

 

[Drain Todger]

The Super Bowl ads were so dystopian and stinky this year. So much AI video. I felt like a denizen of some sort of super-goyslop postcyberpunk arcology bughive being plied with Pop-Turd and NiCola. They should just lean into it at this point. Make every ad obnoxious and subliminal at the level of Fruity Oaty Bar. Put PVC bootyskirt dancers and bright neon colors in everything. Let's speedrun retardation.