Hilarous Jannies featured this thread again after all the butthurt "Sports ball!" dorks from last year.
I'll make it real simple, you are actually a faggot and deserve to have a bad social life if you can't enjoy watching even one of the Big 4 leagues in America (If you only watch Soccer, you are also gay, I don't make the rules). We're on a website about gawking at Troons, pedophiles, and giga-autists, watching "Niggers running and grunting" even if it was an accurate description of American Football (Its not) doesn't even rank top 10 most grotesque spectacles I've seen talked about on this website.