The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Absolutego]

That Rams/Chargers split is really funny to me. If I were a Chargers fan I'd be a heavy drinker too.

The Rams fans in LA who have been 'lifelong' Rams fans aren't old enough to drink yet.
The 15 or so transplants who became diehards because their team followed them from Missouri probably take from their coach and prefer uppers to downers.

 

[Nick Wright]

I'm not a huge spectator sports guy but it would have been funny to see the Patriots win just because they're universally despised. The meltdown would have been hilarious.

Tell me you don't have any Patriots fans in your life without telling me you don't have any Patriots fans in your life.

They are devastated and its wonderful. I listened to them talk about a dynasty and how Drake Maye was the second coming of Brady for 2 weeks leading up to the superbowl.

I now get to ask them "How many superbowls do you think Brady could of won if he wasn't having to drag your worthless franchise to success?". "All of you kicked him to the curb and he just went and drug another franchise to success. What have you accomplished since?". "Without Brady you're basically the browns."

 

[BikeLock]

I think most actual football fans can agree that BOTH shows sucked.

 

[Drama Fan]

No Fun League says no more team report cards because it hurts owners' feelings

 

[Count Grishnackh]

 

[Rockey May]

No Fun League says no more team report cards because it hurts owners' feelings
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At what point should Donald Trump intervene with the gayification of the league?

 

[Absolutego]

At what point should Donald Trump intervene with the gayification of the league?

I mean, the NFLPA's reply to the decision was "bet, we're going to do the same thing you guys do with supposedly confidential player wonderlick scores. Have fun with the anonymous leaks of our next report to Adam Schefter!"
So nothing's materially gonna change, the league has been infested by the failsons of the men who built it throwing a tantrum that they're expected to spend more than the bare minimum of their fraction of the ridiculous amounts of money the league makes to run a proper NFL team for almost 40 years.

 

[Norms Abused Liver]

Tell me you don't have any Patriots fans in your life without telling me you don't have any Patriots fans in your life.

They are devastated and its wonderful. I listened to them talk about a dynasty and how Drake Maye was the second coming of Brady for 2 weeks leading up to the superbowl.

I now get to ask them "How many superbowls do you think Brady could of won if he wasn't having to drag your worthless franchise to success?". "All of you kicked him to the curb and he just went and drug another franchise to success. What have you accomplished since?". "Without Brady you're basically the browns."

The Patriots rode one of the most embarrassingly easy schedules possible to the playoffs, beat up on teams with broken or benchwarmer QBs (only beating one because a kicker couldn't aim for shit), and their fans thought they were a lock to win. Against a team with a good QB, solid offensive line, and a and a defense that has been terrorizing people all season. They had almost no chance, and their fans were so blinded by their own stupidity they didn't see what everyone else did. They deserved to lose, and seeing that team crash back down to earth next season will be glorious.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

I think most actual football fans can agree that BOTH shows sucked.

I agree with this. I think most who tuned into the TPUSA show did it more so for a point than to actually consume a Half time show. Also Anyone who watched the actual halftime show didn't understand a word, and appearntly even if you speak spanish it didn't help much.

 

[Shroom King]

Puerto Rican and midwest white trash are the same culture. There is more in common than not. If they ever united, the combined power would be too great.

I don't see how adding Puerto Ricans to clandestine methamphetamine manufacturing would somehow result in a better product. This must be that DEI bullshit I keep hearing about.

 

[Norms Abused Liver]

What I'm gathering from this halftime show is that Puerto Rican culture is basically the same as midwest white trash culture but with slightly different plants and they speak spanish

I'm late to this, but fuck you.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Eagles are too high on the list. Jets, Raiders, and Dolphins are way too low

 

[Absolutego]

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He should stick to ranking music, and he isn't good at that either.

My counter point: when searching "super bowl lx fan reaction" in a private tab on Youtube, it looks like this:


Lots of pats fans losing their mind with lots of views, a single media reaction from the NFL channel, and one Seahawks Fan stuck in the Neil Mohan-mandated reel of shorts shilling

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Eagles are too high on the list. Jets, Raiders, and Dolphins are way too low

Eagles fans are the best Eagles haters anyway so the whole concept is screwed there.

“Eagles give Eagles fans joy this year.” Schadenfreude?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

No Fun League says no more team report cards because it hurts owners' feelings
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This is because Clark Hunt threw a fit because the Chiefs were ranked dead last, even below the Bengals which is an embarrassment for a supposedly storied franchise. Mike Brown or the Bidwills dont give a fuck but Clark likes to pretend he's NFL royalty because of who his daddy was. Say what you want about Jerruh but at least he spends money on making sure the Cowboys have the best of everything.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

the league has been infested by the failsons of the men who built it

It's incredible how nearly all of them are fucking retards compared to their fathers/grandfathers. I guess it's because those guys had to actually bust their ass to keep the league afloat while now there's no struggle of any kind.

 

[Zaryiu2]

The failsons (some of which are also the failsons of failsons) are the results of them living in soft times in terms of nfl ownership

 

[Ged!]

Say what you want about Jerruh but at least he spends money on making sure the Cowboys have the best of everything.

And a lot of good that does them...

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

And a lot of good that does them...

4th in Super Bowl wins, 2nd in all time win percentage, one of the most valuable and recognizable sports franchises oj the planet. Yeah, I'd say it's pretty good.