The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Squanto Airi said:
Should we say a quick prayer for Joe Burrow since he now has to go up against Crosby, Watt, or Garrett in each of his divisional games?
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Every day, the odds of Les Snead trading a few firsts for Burrow once Stafford hangs up his cleats and getting it near-universally celebrated as saving his health increases... :lossmanjack:
 
The Dallas Cowboys are building a crazy defense this offseason. I think the Micah Parsons trade will end up being the 21st-century Herschel Walker trade. Everyone thought we were crazy the first year, then we won the Super Bowl the next year with this offense and defense combo. We are making the NFC championship guaranteed.
Piss Jugman said:
God will really do anything to keep this man ringless, huh?
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He went for a QB draw at the bachelor/bachelorette party with no time-outs.
 
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Squanto Airi said:
Should we say a quick prayer for Joe Burrow since he now has to go up against Crosby, Watt, or Garrett in each of his divisional games?
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I don't know why it's not like this is the 90s And 2000s when qbs got hit. Qbs just gently get thrown to the ground if they get hurt from that they're pussies.

Tua, hooper, zaxheausz folk and Dotson for cheap at least it looks like the falcons are trying.
 
Xavier Renegade Angel said:
I don't know why it's not like this is the 90s And 2000s when qbs got hit
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Concussion protocol being a thing means pass rushers are more likely to aim lower, meaning more injuries to legs that actually take players out of games.
And even back then, for every Brett Favre who would probably rub some dirt onto a lacerated kidney and just keep playing, there were glass cannons like Vinny Testaverde.

Squanto Airi said:
Kenneth Walker going to the Chiefs on a 3 yr deal. sorry @Absolutego
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3 years, up to $15M AAV? Whoaaah buddy!
Yeah, we weren't ever going to be able to compete with that price tag. Dude picked the perfect time to get hot.
 
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Franz Joseph said:
45 mil guaranteed for a dude who started 3 games in 2 years.....good luck Miami.
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He is just a placeholder for a couple of seasons. Let them get out of cap hell with the remainder of Tua's contract while planning a rebuild.

It sucks that they won't be able to compete for another couple of seasons but I do feel like the new regime is at least trying to take the proper course of action in Miami.
 
Wallace said:
The Dolphins are going to release Tua, taking a huge hit on their cap.
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Long overdue. Still sucks, though. Tua had a ton of potential. It's really a shame his health took such a nosedive. When he's good, he's still really goddamn good. But this whole season you had no clue if CTE Tua was gonna show up any given Sunday, or even any given drive. I guess the Falcons are gonna take a gamble on him.

LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
The Dolphins are also signing Malik Willis to a three year deal.
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THIS is the part I don't know how to feel about.

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Like, these stats are actually pretty damn good on the surface. But man, with only six career starts? I dunno. @LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 is right that this is probably the best we can do given that Tua's still gonna be a massive chunk of our cap space until like 2028, so I guess I'll take it.
 
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Absolutego said:
One of the reason Rich Eisen has lasted as long as he had (besides being a pretty obvious company man) is that he's willing to own up to being a fan of players despite all reason. It's pretty obvious whenever a Michigan player is having trouble, or when he has personal connections to them
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He’s also a good corporate dick suck. After the Super Bowl he was talking about how despite not comprehending the half time music or performance it was super beautiful and important and whatever approved narrative he was told. If the tranny shit didn’t end he’d be saying the same thing for some type of drag queen half time show slopaganda.
 
greenthrowaway said:
He’s also a good corporate dick suck. After the Super Bowl he was talking about how despite not comprehending the half time music or performance it was super beautiful and important and whatever approved narrative he was told. If the tranny shit didn’t end he’d be saying the same thing for some type of drag queen half time show slopaganda.
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You aren't that familiar with what the euphemism "Company Man" means, are you?
 
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