The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
How can you possibly say the Dolphins are worse than the Browns. The Browns had a perfect season. There was a fucking parade and everything!

The Browns actually added players this offseason and they're slowly developing their talent.

The Dolphins sat on their hands and shat themselves. They also let all of of their talent go for essentially nothing. If Adam Gase's whole "culture change" thing he keeps talking is making the Dolphins painfully mediocre, than he's doing a great job.
 
Hue Jackson is 1 and 31 as head coach.

My mother speaks no English and has never watch an American football game.

Give her two years as head coach and she could match or exceed Hue Jackson.

I have zero faith he will not continue to snatch failure from jaws of victory.
 
The Browns actually added players this offseason and they're slowly developing their talent.

The Dolphins sat on their hands and shat themselves. They also let all of of their talent go for essentially nothing. If Adam Gase's whole "culture change" thing he keeps talking is making the Dolphins painfully mediocre, than he's doing a great job.
Pffft. Like it matters if the Browns added anybody. They will either be incompetently managed and look like losers, or end up permanently injured due to being incompetently managed.

Or both. Both is a possibility.
 
Broncos are 17 right now while Seahawks are 10, please don't fuck up this lead
 
I stay up very late...or I guess wake up very early...it is perspective, to watch my Browns.

It is good improvement! Defense looks very good. Offense is garbage but it is expected. Hue Jackson is still fucking mess that should no have job.

Bad weather, it is difficult to tell how good defense is, but they play very hard. I look forward to next week. In doors, against Saints. If they can shutdown or hang with Saints, I am very happy.

But I am also very drunk...so what the fuck do I know.
 
Cleveland gets a ... TIE! Things are looking up.

And as an added bonus they can say they're not the Buffalo Bills.

Cleveland may be the worst franchise in the NFL as far as winning metrics go, but they're far from the most dysfuncitonal. THAT title goes to the Bills, hands down.

Because while the Browns were eking out a late-game tie against the Steelers, the team they got their starting QB from was getting obliterated 47 -3, how the fuck did they think letting Taylor go and starting Nathan Peterman was a good idea?! (QBR for the game 0.7)
 
Crisis Averted, Broncos won
Vox Day is right again. Dismantle those heteropatriarchal norms and lose football games.

Social hierarchy and success
The implosion of the once-champion Seattle Seahawks is almost a primer in the masculine hierarchy and how not to manage it:
Wish I had a 3SD IQ so I could be that profound. Alas, I remain a terminal "midwit." *sigh*

And as an added bonus they can say they're not the Buffalo Bills.
If this doesn't say "team in disarray," I'm not sure what does.

Bills' McDermott doesn't name starting QB for Chargers
 
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Leveon's holdout is becoming more and more reasonable edition:
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Broncos defeat the Raiders with a clutch game winning field goal. lmao fuck the raiders
 
Looks like all the off-season work on red-zone offense by the Falcons wasn't just a rumor after all. They actually started sealing the deal against the Panthers today. I was getting worried. That preseason was brutal. But then again... 32 rookies. Yikes.
 
It was nice to see Cleveland win for a change.
When the guy at work told me that, I asked if they were playing a high school team. He laughed, somewhat sadly, and said I wasn’t the first to ask him that.
 
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