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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
The Pink Panther said:
Finally joining the NFL thread with this Antonio Brown shit, lol. Nigga is fucking up left and right. Quitting a team to go from great pay to lesser pay, recording your excitement for your lower salary option on Youtube, and now these accusations. Not sure if Antonio Brown warrants a thread, unless it's a news thread in Hulkmania.

Btw, kiwis, if you wanna know where I lean, I am a pitiful Jets fan because I always root for the underdog, unless it's the Yankees.
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Lol nigga yo boi got Mono https://nypost.com/2019/09/12/sam-darnolds-mono-puts-jets-season-on-brink-of-implosion/
 
GnomeofDoc said:
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Remember the good times and know that until Brady* is truly dead the Jets won’t make it.

*He will be transported into a cybernetic body and live for eternity and you have to Terminator his ass and go back in time.
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To this day, that drunk Nameth sideline interview (when he was hitting on Suzy) has been the only one worth airing in the last 2 decades.

To any Panther fans out there.

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Some SJW complained about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Did she want cheerleaders having the whale size of Lena Dunham? https://kluv.radio.com/blogs/miles-morning/are-dallas-cowboys-cheerleaders-outdated

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders as we know them today originated in 1972.

For the last 47 years, the halter tops, fringe vests, and short shorts have made them the most famous cheerleading squad of all time.

And according to Sharon Grigsby of the Dallas News, it's time for that to change. She writes that all the DCC represent today is the "diminished role that women once played — both in sports and in society. They are a 20th century throwback dragged into a new era that doesn’t want or need them."

While Grigsby recognizes that getting rid of the DCC altogether is out of the question, she suggests stop showing their performances on he gigantic video board suspended above the field. She writes, "As I watched several young men sitting in front of me photograph and compare those bigger-than-life images during a Cowboys preseason game, the revealing, sexed-up presentation made me queasy."

She recalls a game in which a local author noticed a man sitting in several rows in front of her taking pictures of the cheerleaders as they were broadcast on the video board, which "all but ruined one of the best games of the year for [her.] This is not a violation of any of the posted rules, but it made me really uncomfortable. In retrospect, it created a hostile environment for women and young people."
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Drew Brees is out of the NO-LAR game. Bridgewater has taken over.

His thumb is wrapped. Will see if he comes back in.

twitter.com

FOX Sports: NFL on Twitter

“Saints QB Drew Brees has been removed from the game after he hit his throwing hand on the hand of Aaron Donald during a pass rush. Teddy Bridgewater is now in at QB.”
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The Pink Panther said:
It's always fucking something that holds us back every year.
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Amen to that. Jets fan here. It's as if the Jets have already crashed and burned. They should have beaten Buffalo. They could have beaten Cleveland. Jets playing New England Sunday. I fully expect the halftime score to be something like New England 73, Jets 0. The Jets may be able to beat Miami, but that's just two wins. Add a couple of flukes/lucky wins, and the Jets may make it to 4-12.

The NY Giants are just as pathetic this year. Zero wins, little prospect of any right now unless they bench Eli Manning. He's had a great run, but it's time for Eli to hang them up. Another 4-12 team at this time.

So you have a good possibility of the two NY NFL teams combining for eight wins and 24 losses.

Jesus!
 
JosephStalin said:
Amen to that. Jets fan here. It's as if the Jets have already crashed and burned. They should have beaten Buffalo. They could have beaten Cleveland. Jets playing New England Sunday. I fully expect the halftime score to be something like New England 73, Jets 0. The Jets may be able to beat Miami, but that's just two wins. Add a couple of flukes/lucky wins, and the Jets may make it to 4-12.

The NY Giants are just as pathetic this year. Zero wins, little prospect of any right now unless they bench Eli Manning. He's had a great run, but it's time for Eli to hang them up. Another 4-12 team at this time.

So you have a good possibility of the two NY NFL teams combining for eight wins and 24 losses.

Jesus!
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I think the G-Men have forced Eli to throw in the towel today. Daniel Jones is the new QB.
 
JosephStalin said:
Amen to that. Jets fan here. It's as if the Jets have already crashed and burned. They should have beaten Buffalo. They could have beaten Cleveland. Jets playing New England Sunday. I fully expect the halftime score to be something like New England 73, Jets 0. The Jets may be able to beat Miami, but that's just two wins. Add a couple of flukes/lucky wins, and the Jets may make it to 4-12.

The NY Giants are just as pathetic this year. Zero wins, little prospect of any right now unless they bench Eli Manning. He's had a great run, but it's time for Eli to hang them up. Another 4-12 team at this time.

So you have a good possibility of the two NY NFL teams combining for eight wins and 24 losses.

Jesus!
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Of course, they would beat Miami. The Miami Dolphins have sucked for a long time, even moreso than the Jets.


Although, it's still not as bad as that time in college football history when the grand home of football, Rutgers, got BTFO'd by Michigan State, 78-0 in 2016, but that's just different standards. An NFL team wouldn't be that bad to get that amount though, not even the Jets nor the Dolphins.
 
Logan said:
I think the G-Men have forced Eli to throw in the towel today. Daniel Jones is the new QB.
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Yes, indeed. Hey, that should get the Giants a couple more wins. Looks like guys are escaping Miami. They traded away Minkah Fitzpatrick and Laremy Tunsil, two of their better players.
 
JosephStalin said:
Amen to that. Jets fan here. It's as if the Jets have already crashed and burned. They should have beaten Buffalo. They could have beaten Cleveland. Jets playing New England Sunday. I fully expect the halftime score to be something like New England 73, Jets 0. The Jets may be able to beat Miami, but that's just two wins. Add a couple of flukes/lucky wins, and the Jets may make it to 4-12.

The NY Giants are just as pathetic this year. Zero wins, little prospect of any right now unless they bench Eli Manning. He's had a great run, but it's time for Eli to hang them up. Another 4-12 team at this time.

So you have a good possibility of the two NY NFL teams combining for eight wins and 24 losses.

Jesus!
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Or! The Jets tank harder then Miami and fuck them outta the tank and give away that kid from Clemson just to fuck with the Dolphins.
 
GnomeofDoc said:
Or! The Jets tank harder then Miami and fuck them outta the tank and give away that kid from Clemson just to fuck with the Dolphins.
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These days, I can see anything. It's amazing...before the season started everyone was having orgasms over the new Jets coach, etc. Now...looks like reality has set in. Le' Veon Bell is doing all he can but more people need to step it up. I don't think the Jets have a particular hard-on for the Dolphins, at least not as much as they have for New England.
 
I do not see the Giants winning any games regardless of who is under center unless Jones is a prodigy of Joe Montana level proportions that can put up 42 points a game.

The Giants Defense is beyond horrible and Jones is going to have his work cut out for him to keep ahead of their garbage play.
 
What a good time for the Shield, trying to celibate it’s 100 year anniversary and we got civil suits of sexual assault and a team that’s CLEARLY tanking. But to turn that around we got a cocky son of a bitch back up QB now starter after Big Dick Nick broke his clavicle. In comes one Gardner Minshew the Second.

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Now this dude apparently likes to stretch out and work out with elastic bands. Now that’s not uncommon but this dude takes it to the next level.

Now imagine the man pictured above, wearing avatars, a head band, rocking that throw back mustache and doing his stretches in just his jock-strap. In the locker room.

So now he’s being offered $1 million big bucks from a Cam website to stream his workouts to said adult cam site once a week either in the jock-strap or without.

The year keeps going and the storylines keep going strong man!

www.jacksonville.com

Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew offered $1 million webcam endorsement from porn company

Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Gardner Minshew was offered a deal by webcam streaming service CamSoda to do naked weekly fitness classes.
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Edit: I just found this glorious photo from his twitter.
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I am not a fish guy but what the duck is he fighting with here?
 
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