The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Cat Menagerie]

Looks like AB will become an inactive cow if this keeps up.

NFL rumors: Antonio Brown being investigated for battery | Latest potential misstep for self-destructive wide receiver (UPDATE)

More legal trouble for Antonio Brown, the former wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers, Oakland Raiders and New England Patriots.

www.nj.com

 

[Iron Hamster]

Did he beat up Rosenhaus for dropping him?

 

[DiabeticSP]

How the fuck do you burglarize and batter the moving man YOU hired to move your shit?

 

[Army Burger]

Eli Manning will officially announce his retirement on Friday

 

[Wooo]

Another update of Antonio Brown and the moving truck incident. He pays the moving truck person $4000. Antonio refuses to pay for any damage he caused to the moving vehicle and assaulted the person or so I assume. There was another link that said Antonio Brown locked himself in his own house and he is NOT cooperating with the police during the investigation! I wonder if any of it has to deal with Antonio Brown potentially hinting himself using drugs on his twitter account?

If anyone creates a lolcow thread of Antonio Brown; I may have other stuff to link. There is just so much of it to the point I wouldn't know where to begin with.

Such as Antonio Brown speeding over 100 MPH on McKnight Road. Antonio Brown showing up late to Pittsburgh's Children's Hospital.

 

[Memento Malum]

AB has a warrant for his arrest. Tweet

 

[Steely Dan]

Newfag here, I've been lurking the farms for years and been following AB's story closely for a long time, I'm currently working on a thread, and I'll be sure to source and credit everything that's been discussed/discovered ITT, along with other points of interest. Probably won't post it til tomorrow though to work out everything and make it legible.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Newfag here, I've been lurking the farms for years and been following AB's story closely for a long time, I'm currently working on a thread, and I'll be sure to source and credit everything that's been discussed/discovered ITT, along with other points of interest. Probably won't post it til tomorrow though to work out everything and make it legible.

Just be sure to put in Prospering Grounds and not Lolcow General.

Best of Luck.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I'm looking forward to the Super Bowl. Should be a better matchup than the Rams and Patriots ... Especially since neither team got to the Super Bowl this year due to the referees screwing up big time; both teams actually deserve to be there this time.

Eli Manning will officially announce his retirement on Friday

The best quarterback the Giants have ever had (at least thus far), and a definite future Hall-Of-Famer. The Giants' problems within the last handful of years haven't been his fault, and I don't think the Giants organization treated him with the respect that he deserved (and rightfully earned) in these past few seasons.

And not once did this guy ever make me feel embarrassed by any antics, poor sportsmanship, or scandal. He's always been a standup guy and a class act. I've always been proud of him as a fan. I know I'm going to be a bit emotional when I watch the announcement on Friday. It's going to be the end of an era in NFL and Giants history.

Thank you for all of the amazing memories, Eli.

 

[Silver Chariot]

Eli Manning will officially announce his retirement on Friday

A career well done, Eli.
I'll most remember you as the guy who wrecked Philip Rivers's career at the beginning.

 

[MichaelaArsenal]

When is Super Bowl 2020? Date, location, odds, halftime show for Super Bowl 54

The Super Bowl in 2020 will be played Feb. 2 at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. Here is all you need to know about this year's Super Bowl, including the date to circle on your calendar and updated betting odds.

www.sportingnews.com

The Super Bowl halftime show will reportedly feature surprise guest appearances by Pitbull, Beyoncé, Ja Rule, and Wyclef Jean.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm looking forward to the Super Bowl. Should be a better matchup than the Rams and Patriots ... Especially since neither team got to the Super Bowl this year due to the referees screwing up big time; both teams actually deserve to be there this time.



The best quarterback the Giants have ever had (at least thus far), and a definite future Hall-Of-Famer. The Giants' problems within the last handful of years haven't been his fault, and I don't think the Giants organization treated him with the respect that he deserved (and rightfully earned) in these past few seasons.

And not once did this guy ever make me feel embarrassed by any antics, poor sportsmanship, or scandal. He's always been a standup guy and a class act. I've always been proud of him as a fan. I know I'm going to be a bit emotional when I watch the announcement on Friday. It's going to be the end of an era in NFL and Giants history.

Thank you for all of the amazing memories, Eli.

He was not treated properly by Ben McAdooDoo

 

[Absolutego]

When is Super Bowl 2020? Date, location, odds, halftime show for Super Bowl 54

The Super Bowl in 2020 will be played Feb. 2 at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. Here is all you need to know about this year's Super Bowl, including the date to circle on your calendar and updated betting odds.

www.sportingnews.com

The Super Bowl halftime show will reportedly feature surprise guest appearances by Pitbull, Beyoncé, Ja Rule, and Wyclef Jean.

Whoever is booking the show this year either is stuck on a Miami playlist ca. 2009, or these are the only people still willing to play the show.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

He was not treated properly by Ben McAdooDoo

Oh, that jackass isn't even qualified to clean NFL stadium toilets. McAdouchebag deserves to live in a box one of these days, with nothing to comfort him but his tubes of hair gel.

He deadass told the media that GENO SMITH gave the Giants a better chance at winning than Eli Manning. He ruined Eli's starting/Iron Man streak for GENO SMITH. Still makes by blood boil! On top of that, I also strongly suspect that McAdoo had something to do with the unceremonious firing of Tom Coughlin.

Spoiler: More sperging about the Giants, lol

As for Pat Shurmur, I'm glad he's gone too, because he coached like a total loser and a deer caught in the headlights ... But he wasn't a douchebag like McAdoo at least. I disagreed with Shurmur's decision to start Daniel Jones over Eli Manning ... Merely because (a) it was Eli's final year of his contract anyway, so I think he earned being able to start his final season with the new kid under his wing, and (b) Jones has great promise, but I strongly believe he was not ready to start so soon-- dude is a fumble machine and didn't improve on it at all throughout the season, and it worries me big time.

I think the biggest reason why it's been so difficult being a Giants fan in recent years is because the organization, in my opinion, has changed for the worse. The Giants used to have the reputation of being an organization that every player wanted to work and play for; there was a certain standard in the offices that had been upheld up until these past 5 years. It sucks to have your team suck ... But it hurts a lot more when the organization has thrown people like Manning and Coughlin under the bus, after they've done everything for the team. Sends a (bad) message to future players and coaches, I think.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm looking forward to the Super Bowl. Should be a better matchup than the Rams and Patriots ... Especially since neither team got to the Super Bowl this year due to the referees screwing up big time; both teams actually deserve to be there this time.



The best quarterback the Giants have ever had (at least thus far), and a definite future Hall-Of-Famer. The Giants' problems within the last handful of years haven't been his fault, and I don't think the Giants organization treated him with the respect that he deserved (and rightfully earned) in these past few seasons.

And not once did this guy ever make me feel embarrassed by any antics, poor sportsmanship, or scandal. He's always been a standup guy and a class act. I've always been proud of him as a fan. I know I'm going to be a bit emotional when I watch the announcement on Friday. It's going to be the end of an era in NFL and Giants history.

Thank you for all of the amazing memories, Eli.

Heard a fun Eli fact on fantasy sports station, Eli's record since his last Super Bowl is 48 - 67

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Heard a fun Eli fact on fantasy sports station, Eli's record since his last Super Bowl is 48 - 67

Yeah, and? The Giants haven't had a good team since that last Super Bowl. Eli has had an abysmal o-line, a not-so-steady receiving core, and what could very well be the worst defense in Giants history. And I've already ranted enough about the coaches.

The last thing the Giants organization should have focused on these past few years was switching quarterbacks, lol. Should have been on the bottom half of their "to do" list at least ... Yet it's the only switch up they have done this past year. And guess what? We still suck! Haha.

 

[Army Burger]

Oh, that jackass isn't even qualified to clean NFL stadium toilets. McAdouchebag deserves to live in a box one of these days, with nothing to comfort him but his tubes of hair gel.

He deadass told the media that GENO SMITH gave the Giants a better chance at winning than Eli Manning. He ruined Eli's starting/Iron Man streak for GENO SMITH. Still makes by blood boil! On top of that, I also strongly suspect that McAdoo had something to do with the unceremonious firing of Tom Coughlin.

I can't believe that asshole came out of the Green Bay Packers organization

 

[TiggerNits]

When is Super Bowl 2020? Date, location, odds, halftime show for Super Bowl 54

The Super Bowl in 2020 will be played Feb. 2 at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. Here is all you need to know about this year's Super Bowl, including the date to circle on your calendar and updated betting odds.

www.sportingnews.com

The Super Bowl halftime show will reportedly feature surprise guest appearances by Pitbull, Beyoncé, Ja Rule, and Wyclef Jean.

I wonder how many Fyre jokes people are gonna make

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yeah, and? The Giants haven't had a good team since that last Super Bowl. Eli has had an abysmal o-line, a not-so-steady receiving core, and what could very well be the worst defense in Giants history. And I've already ranted enough about the coaches.

The last thing the Giants organization should have focused on these past few years was switching quarterbacks, lol. Should have been on the bottom half of their "to do" list at least ... Yet it's the only switch up they have done this past year. And guess what? We still suck! Haha.

Yeah. That line was brutal.

 

[Wooo]

I want to give Eli Manning my best wishes on his retirement. As he has been a class act through and through!

As for my Superbowl predictions? I am thinking it will be a close one and I will be disappointed if it isn't a barn burner or slobber knocker! I think the 49ers will score more points in the first half. The Chiefs will score more points in the second half. As The Chiefs seem to sort of sleep walk during the first period in games as of late. I think playing against a team such as the 49ers requires you to play all 60 minutes of football. The best player on the field may very well be Patrick Mahomes. It requires more than one exceptional player to help the team win a game such as this. As the beauty in football is the matchups and the fact it is a TEAM game. I am thinking it will be something like 38 - 35 with 49ers winning with a last minute FG.

Edit: Moved my Antonio Brown stuff to a different thread.