The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Silver Chariot]

IT'S OVER

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, EDP445

THE 49ERS FANS ARE SINKING INTO THE SF BAY

ANDY REID'S LEGACY OF FAILURE DIES TONIGHT

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I don't know what else any of you were expecting from the half time show.

To not get visually assaulted.

And here I thought risqué halftime shows were go e for good after Janet Jackson's Tittygate.

The ratings last year probably were low, so they had to bust out the big guns.

I don't think there was a super bowl as boring as last year, even the commercials last year were forgettable and boring.

I disagree-- I quite enjoyed Travis Scott sending a distress signal for the Super Bowl' ratings as they sank.

 

[Cosmos]

Lmao, see you never 49ers. This is Chief's time.

People are going crazy where I'm at, there are fireworks going off in my neighborhood (even though they're illegal in my town lmao).

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Man.

I was rooting for the Chiefs, but even I had to say I felt that first touchdown call in the 4th was bullshit.

But then they absolutely stomped them, blowing away any "asterixing" of their victory.

Good job, guys.

 

[HiddenFist]

Most of use knew the Chiefs would win somehow.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Kek. I voted Chiefs. I knew it.

This is a great night to get fucked, California.

 

[ForgedBlades]

San Fagcisco eternally BTFO, don't step in any AIDS infested needles on your way home.

 

[Poop A Loop]

Oh man nothing makes me happier than knowing a bunch of rich and faggy coastal hipsters had to watch a team from flyover country win it all.

Get fucked, San Fran.

 

[Least Concern]

I wasn't rooting for either team; just to see a good show. And I got one. Congrats, KC.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

The future is so bright

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That was a hell of a fourth quarter comeback.

 

[Schmeckel]

Firstly, I feel bad for all the BBQ joints in the area having to field walrus noises all night. Secondly, I legitimately got nervous when Tyreek Hill was on screen holding his kid. I hope his ring is made of Nerf so when he beats everyone, it doesn't hurt AS bad.

I noticed that almost every time the camera panned to him during the celebration, it was like someone in the production booth said "YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, GET THAT NIGLET BEATER OFF THE SCREEN!" and the camera jittered away.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Mamba Mentality, Kobe Bryant sent his spirit into Mahomes to BTFO the Santa Clara Faggots back to the San Andreas Fault. John Brown be smiling down as a two Republican states combine their powers to btfo the democratic shithole of California. Jayhawkers and Bushwackers rise up.

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Based Trump ad at the end with this tweet he deleted.

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The ride will never end.

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Its black history month and a black quarterback wins thanks to the one drop rule.

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Yes, I got all this from the /sp/ megathread.

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How hard is she gonna get the pipe tonight?

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[Silver Chariot]

How hard is she gonna get the pipe tonight?

expect a surprise in 9 months

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Mamba Mentality, Kobe Bryant sent his spirit into Mahomes to BTFO the Santa Clara Faggots back to the San Andreas Fault. John Brown be smiling down as a two Republican states combine their powers to btfo the democratic shithole of California. Jayhawkers and Bushwackers rise up.

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The ride will never end.

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Its black history month and a black quarterback wins thanks to the one drop rule.

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How hard is she gonna get the pipe tonight?

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uhm....Donald....sweetie.....it's Kansas City MISSOURI

Spoiler: /sp/ megathread?

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

I wanted SF to win, but they deserve to lose for that terrible 4th quarter. KC never lost their cool.

 

[MrJokerRager]

uhm....Donald....sweetie.....it's Kansas City MISSOURI

I love Trump but he about to get roasted over this, either way its in both states so he is technically right.

He wrote a new tweet giving congrats to Missouri now.

Trump should have stood his ground and sent out a new tweet with the quote "John Brown did nothing wrong".

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

“Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game and a fantastic comeback under immense pressure. We are proud of you and the Great State of Missouri. You are true Champions!”

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Also the seething against the chiefs before the game had begun.

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Opinion | The Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl will be tarnished by their fans' racism

If so-called positive team names were no problem, fans wouldn't dress up like caricatures of Native Americans and perform the tomahawk chop.

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Im not even quote the shit in it.

 

[RatedTardSuperstar]

My friend is a 9ers fan. I bought champagne just in case they won while he could remember it.
Know what I'm drinking tomorrow.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Only time I will root for the Chiefs as a Raiders fan. Really happy they won it though. Andy Reid deserves it. Congrats KC.

 

[Silver Chariot]

I wanted SF to win, but they deserve to lose for that terrible 4th quarter. KC never lost their cool.

Kyle Shanahan has learned nothing.