The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
killuminati said:
Christ Almighty, the Buccaneers are fucking trash.
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Ma boi Brady is a GOAT but he's not magic and he's old. He wouldn't have been able to rescue this team all by himself even before he forgot how to throw a goddamn completion.

Meanwhile the Dolphins are holding Seattle to a closer score than they deserve to.

Oh, Bucs just scored right after a costly Chargers fumble deep in their territory. Now down by only 10. That will keep them alive at least a little while longer.
 
Ma boi Russel Wilson got the Hawks on the six yard line. A pass into the end zone… incomplete. A second pass… the receiver was out of the back of the end zone by mere toes. A third pass… intercepted for a Dolphins touchback.

Holy crap, these little fishies might actually get lucky and pull this off.

Also, the Bungles are leading against Jax, lul.
 
Well, they managed to get their shit together in the end. Their wideouts aren't worth a goddamn though.
 
The Browns being the Browns - Allow the Cowboys to come back despite being up by 27 in the 4th
The Cowboys - Remembers that they're the Cowboys and allows OBJ to run for a score then get the 2 points from a blocked FG
God this was an entertaining game
 
That OBJ reverse is insane. It's hard to believe the Browns are playing this well.


LMFAO. I wish I could see the shit-eating grin on Mitch Trubisky's face right now. 50 mil Nick. Massive yikes.
 
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Oh, fuck me, county bureaucrat busybodies are forcing the announcers of the 49ers-Eagles game to wear masks while broadcasting.

NBC is doing a skit where they don't play the canned crowd noise for a while. It's beautiful. Please continue. Apparently there's still a stadium announcer and music clips between plays, though…? Well, I guess the assistant coaches on the sidelines still like to hear fifteen seconds of '90s dance tracks every now and then to keep them awake.

Also, did you see that leap? If no, watch any recap show in the next week and you will.
 
This game is so frustrating. Niners down by 11 with less than 3:00 left in the 4th quarter. To a 0-2-1 team!

Second-string quarterback Mullens has not been as spectacular as he was in the last two games, and they brought in their third-stringer to try to salvage this. And so far, he's doing all right. But I'm not holding my breath.
 
Shannon Sharpe tomorrow: "Hey Skip, guess who is currently first in your division right now?" I love how Dallas is supposed to be great and they have a supposedly fantastic QB (Skip's delusional praise) but for this one week, aren't leading. The NFC East is the lolcow division of 2020 and I'm loving it
 
Hadidecount1990 said:
Shannon Sharpe tomorrow: "Hey Skip, guess who is currently first in your division right now?" I love how Dallas is supposed to be great and they have a supposedly fantastic QB (Skip's delusional praise) but for this one week, aren't leading. The NFC East is the lolcow division of 2020 and I'm loving it
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So who do you think wins that division? I want Riverboat Ron to pull it off in Washington. Their defense isn't terrible, and they might be able to get something out of their offense with how shite that division is. This could be the year a team wins their division going 6-10 or 5-11 while a wild card hopeful misses out going 10-6 out of the NFC West or North.
 
CapricornusRex said:
So who do you think wins that division? I want Riverboat Ron to pull it off in Washington. Their defense isn't terrible, and they might be able to get something out of their offense with how shite that division is. This could be the year a team wins their division going 6-10 or 5-11 while a wild card hopeful misses out going 10-6 out of the NFC West or North.
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I think Dallas wins it just because of their garbage time offense. I still like Wentz as I've seen what he's capable of, but like with other QB's who have no offensive line (Deshaun Watson comes to mind), there's only so much he can do. Washington's QB right now is bad and from what I've seen of him, he's a Snyder pick. He needed more time to develop (1 year in college) but because his son or whoever went to school with him, he was chosen. I feel that Ron is going to be forced to take the year off soon similar to Pagano when he had his cancer. I like Ron, but fighting cancer is more important than winning football games and I do hope that he beats it. The Giants are just a mess, but I don't think they're bad enough to be worse than the Jets.
 
It's been over for a couple hours and I still want to sudoku myself with a broken beer bottle when I think of that night game. What an abomination. Could something like that have happened any other year?

I love this game.
 
Least Concern said:
It's been over for a couple hours and I still want to sudoku myself with a broken beer bottle when I think of that night game. What an abomination. Could something like that have happened any other year?

I love this game.
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When I saw Mullens crying, my family joked that he's crying because "Damn, I just lost the game for my team", only to realize that it was because he got benched, which made more sense. His interceptions were terrible, but I feel that with Shanahan, San Fran has a chance to be competitive with either of their backups. I am glad how it turned out as I wasn't expecting the Eagles to put up a fight.....also, as what will be common throughout this year, Skip Bayless' salt/tears/reactions to how bad his team and everyone else in his shit division will be. Last time he was like this was in 2015 when the Boys went 4-12 because of Romo getting injured
 
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Buh bye Bill O'Brien!
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