The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
The team with the stupid new logo tops the team with the stupid new name, 30-10. (That's the Rams and Washington if that wasn't clear.)

Niners are down to the Dolphins 14-0 at the end of the first quarter, even though they've got Garoppolo back in. They're the inverse of the Raiders - a great start but they've just stunk it up in recent weeks, and it obviously hasn't been the teams they've been playing.

The statistics tracking has really got out of control. "And, Bob, that's only the third time in league history that a left-handed player from Walla Walla Regional Community College has rushed for over 25 yards in the third quarter of a game while Mercury has been in retrograde. Let's throw it to Monica on the sidelines. Monica?"
 
Hadidecount1990 said:
EDIT 2: Jimmy G has been benched!
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And they went straight to Beathard. Sure, why not, see how he does after Mullens didn't do so hot in the last game. Not much to lose at this point.

You're gonna see that last Cowboys TD on the highlight reels. Dak Prescott hands off the ball, then runs to the five yard line to catch a pass and run it in. They're up 24-20 over the Giants at the half, but if their other games this season are any indication, they'll widen the gap in the second half and win the game solidly.
 
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Least Concern said:
You're gonna see that last Cowboys TD on the highlight reels. Dak Prescott passes the ball, then runs to the five yard line to catch a pass and run it in. They're up 24-20 over the Giants at the half, but if their other games this season are any indication, they'll widen the gap in the second half and win the game solidly.
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I'm watching the Red Zone and have seen it like 5 times already lol With Dallas, they're not done until the clock says 0:00
 
Prescott just had a bad leg injury on the field. (CRACK! Unit lost!) When they came back from break, they kept cutting away to teammates sobbing into their hands and the announcers talking in hushed tones as if he just died. Jeez, don't start sending flowers to his widow just yet.

The second-stringer QB got sacked on his first play. EDIT: And threw for a TD on his third.
 
Least Concern said:
Prescott just had a bad leg injury on the field. (CRACK! Unit lost!) When they came back from break, they kept cutting away to teammates sobbing into their hands and the announcers talking in hushed tones as if he just died. Jeez, don't start sending flowers to his widow just yet.

The second-stringer QB got sacked on his first play. EDIT: And threw for a TD on his third.
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Cowboys fan here. That was a gruesome injury. Hopefully Dak recovers this season, but this team has been garbage with him putting up historic numbers to start the year. If the division wasn't the worst in football I'd say the season's over, but they'll be in first if they win this game, so who knows?
 
Ilhan Omar Comin' said:
Cowboys fan here. That was a gruesome injury. Hopefully Dak recovers this season, but this team has been garbage with him putting up historic numbers to start the year. If the division wasn't the worst in football I'd say the season's over, but they'll be in first if they win this game, so who knows?
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I'd still give Dallas a chance. You guys got Andy Dalton and didn't sign Dak long-term for a reason. Dalton is still a good QB, not fantastic, but with your team's offensive weapons, I can see him shining
 
Fucked during a contract year, when he had his best chance to find a better team. I don't feel for the Cowboys, but I do feel for Dak.
 
Hadidecount1990 said:
I'd still give Dallas a chance. You guys got Andy Dalton and didn't sign Dak long-term for a reason. Dalton is still a good QB, not fantastic, but with your team's offensive weapons, I can see him shining
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Yeah Dalton can still play. TBH this injury isn't as bad as losing both of our offensive tackles for the year. That and the defense are the big issues.
 
Least Concern said:
Prescott just had a bad leg injury on the field. (CRACK! Unit lost!) When they came back from break, they kept cutting away to teammates sobbing into their hands and the announcers talking in hushed tones as if he just died. Jeez, don't start sending flowers to his widow just yet.

The second-stringer QB got sacked on his first play. EDIT: And threw for a TD on his third.
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The Cowboys spent a decade with Tony "Chokes in the playoffs" Romo, Dack was the first chance they have had in years to actually start not shitting the bed in playoffs. (not that they aren't shitting the bed in the regular season currently)
 
killuminati said:
The Vikings showed up with some balls in their pants tonight. Two 4th down conversions, they don't want to take any chances fucking with Russell Wilson.
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They're making this game interesting. I was fully expecting Seattle to blow out the Vikings and give us a bad SNF game. Needless to say, I am very happy that this game has been competitive
 
Once again we're seeing Seattle's O-line not able to give Wilson the time to do his stuff. Feels like we've already seen more sacks than a grocery store.
 
I happened to see a friend turn on the Seattle and Vikings game, and I couldn’t help but notice the stadium looks deserted. Of course, I know COVID and ratings are going exponentially down, but do people not care for the Vikings?
 
albertbrown26 said:
I happened to see a friend turn on the Seattle and Vikings game, and I couldn’t help but notice the stadium looks deserted. Of course, I know COVID and ratings are going exponentially down, but do people not care for the Vikings?
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Yeah, this is a Seattle home game - ordinarily that stadium is packed and loud. But the cuck politicians in the Seattle area are not allowing the 12s to watch in person yet.

EDIT: Ah. There's Seattle being Seattle again. Carson's spin moves so on point his momma must have been a washing machine.
 
Hadidecount1990 said:
I'd still give Dallas a chance. You guys got Andy Dalton and didn't sign Dak long-term for a reason. Dalton is still a good QB, not fantastic, but with your team's offensive weapons, I can see him shining
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Dalton's a solid QB to have coming off the bench.
Hadidecount1990 said:
Poor 49ers, right when they need an "easy" win to get out of their 2 game slump, Fitzpatrick decides to be Fitzmagic. He's been playing fantastic so far.

EDIT: Dan Quinn is getting fired
The Falcons are expected to fire their coach tomorrow and that it has all been finalized

EDIT 2: Jimmy G has been benched!
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Further update, they have fired Dimitroff as well in Atlanta. So HC and GM are gone. https://www.nfl.com/news/coach-dan-quinn-gm-thomas-dimitroff-fired-as-falcons-coach-after-0-5-start
 
Jesus fuck the spreads were shit this week. Every game was a blowout too. Its like they know the season will shut down early and want to fuck everyone. The chiefs and niners were both supposed to win by 12. The NFL is scrambling because of all the covid bullshit.

At this point they should go full no attendance and decide games the day of. Its only week 5 and theyre up to 4 moved games out of 15. If the games are going to be these massive wins might as well make it interesting.

Announce it around noon saturday like a shitty game show.
 
So how long until there's another controversy over cheating like deflate gate?
 
2020Suicide said:
Jesus fuck the spreads were shit this week. Every game was a blowout too. Its like they know the season will shut down early and want to fuck everyone. The chiefs and niners were both supposed to win by 12. The NFL is scrambling because of all the covid bullshit.

At this point they should go full no attendance and decide games the day of. Its only week 5 and theyre up to 4 moved games out of 15. If the games are going to be these massive wins might as well make it interesting.

Announce it around noon saturday like a shitty game show.
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I got lost when the Red Zone guy was explaining it after the late games today. They're going to have to extend the season and give teams more bye weeks. That being said, if the vaccine does come out like it's supposedly supposed to in November :optimistic:, then it won't be that bad. I do agree that fans shouldn't be allowed in at anymore games but you know, those owners need their shekels so I don't see certain teams doing it. Plus, look at how much Cowboy tickets are even with COVID. I doubt Jerry wants to part ways with that type of money
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