The Northman - Viking revenge flick from the director of ‘The VVitch’ and ‘The Lighthouse’

Overrated? Probably. Still a damn good movie? I thought so.
I think calling it Damn good is over-rating it, the acting is good but that is about it and honestly if people weren't able to say "Twilight Boy is actually not shit" there really wouldn't be a single notable thing about the movie.
 
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Question for Nord lore fags here. Do they also have the idea that women have special magic due to their ability to "give" life? Or is women magic solely about seeing the future due to Norns?
Fjolnir and Gudrun are lovers
The movie is kind of ambivalent in that regard. The mother saying thanks after being killed implies her whole spiel was fake and was so the protagonist can finish the bloodline and move on.
 
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Ok just finished watching it. That was really fucking good.
I was hyped for it, and somehow it still beat my expectations.
Same here, definitely up there with "Conan The Barbarian" like @BrunoMattei said a few pages ago.

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Now all we need is Eggers to tackle on some Greek mythology, Iliad or Odyssey would be fantastic.

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We need more ancient Greek kino.
 
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Ok just finished watching it. That was really fucking good.

Same here, definitely up there with "Conan The Barbarian" like @BrunoMattei said a few pages ago.

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Now all we need is Eggers to tackle on some Greek mythology, Iliad or Odyssey would be fantastic.

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We need more ancient Greek kino.
The Iliad and Odyssey are way too dense for a movie, they'd need a TV show or something. Otherwise it'd be like Oliver Stone's Alexander where there's forty billion characters introduced and you have no time to develop them.
 
I thought Troy was a good film, combat inaccuracies aside, and did a decent job of paring down the Trojan War into 120 minutes.
 
I thought Troy was a good film, combat inaccuracies aside, and did a decent job of paring down the Trojan War into 120 minutes.
If you just wanted to make an action blockbuster out of the Trojan War it'd be pretty easy to cut it down, but I imagine Eggers would want to do something more than that.
 
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Very well-made version of not my kind of thing. But if it is your sort of thing, it's a great example of it.

It's like a mix of Hamlet and Macbeth, which makes sense considering it's the source of Hamlet. Unlike Hamlet, the lead witnesses his uncle kill his father so he doesn't need a ghost to tell him, but he thinks his mother has been taken unwillingly until she reveals she hated his father and got the uncle, who she truly loves, to kill him - and wanted her son murdered as well, because unlike her new kid he wasn't a product of love. So it's kind of like Hamlet but if Lady Macbeth was Gertrude and the witches turned up.

I think the mother's thank you for being stabbed through the heart was that it was appropriate for her to be killed that way, maybe it gave her the equivalent of dying in battle, so a noble warrior's death. And the director has said that the final fight had to be them naked, because Vikings saw that as a sign of strength and manliness, but decided it would be too distracting to have the dicks swinging around so the actors fought in loin cloths but they had to CGI in hints of swinging balls so they didn't look artificially bare. Skarsgaard, at least, has no problems going naked, so that wasn't a concern, it was just a choice to keep the attention on the big swords in shot, not the little swords dangling about.

Everyone's great and it looks fantastic. And the fight in the mound I think is Eggers' real cinematic ethos - is there mystical shit involved, or is it all religion/drugs/mental illness? It's up to you.
 
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