Sonichu The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail

[93Aiwass]

"Bravo Chris, good show" So, Sonichu is suddenly a classy brit?

Love that DSoF pic. ^_^

Oh man, I love this.

Oh, but THAT ONE is better!

 

[José Mourinho]

This is so hilarious.

 

[Trombonista]

Fucking awesome.

Heh, the medallion looks like it's staring at the strange cup.

 

[Bridechu]

One thing that never fails to amaze me about Chris is how badly he fails at proportion from start to finish. Like, after hundreds of comic pages, wouldn't you at least try to make your scribblings look a little better?

 

[CatParty]

One thing that never fails to amaze me about Chris is how badly he fails at proportion from start to finish. Like, after hundreds of comic pages, wouldn't you at least try to make your scribblings look a little better?

He's perfect in every way.

 

[CWCissey]

Bravo!

 

[Male]

"what did i say against that sour vegetable?

I thought cucumbers were fruits.

 

[CWCissey]

"what did i say against that sour vegetable?

I thought cucumbers were fruits.

Since when would Chris know that?

 

[QI 541]

"what did i say against that sour vegetable?

I thought cucumbers were fruits.

Fruits and vegetables aren't mutually exclusive.

 

[CWCissey]

"what did i say against that sour vegetable?

I thought cucumbers were fruits.

Fruits and vegetables aren't mutually exclusive.

 

[QI 541]

The word "fruit" has a very specific and scientific definition. The word "vegetable" does not, but in most cases, whether or not a food is classified as a vegetable depends on the way it's used for cooking.

 

[Bugaboo]

The word "fruit" has a very specific and scientific definition. The word "vegetable" does not, but in most cases, whether or not a food is classified as a vegetable depends on the way it's used for cooking.

Fruits are the ripened ovaries of plants that are made to taste good so animals will eat them and poop out the seeds somewhere else so the plant spreads and furthers it's species' continued survival. Vegetable is a term applied to any plant that is grown to eat or any edible plant. The first definition is the most common one. A true vegetable doesn't have seeds within the vegetable that can become a plant. But some vegetables are actually scientificly fruits like cucumbers, tomatos and pumpkins but vegetables cover a lot of parts of plants. Brocolli is a flower, turnips and carrots are roots and lettuce and herbs are leaves.

 

[pickleniggo]

The word "fruit" has a very specific and scientific definition. The word "vegetable" does not, but in most cases, whether or not a food is classified as a vegetable depends on the way it's used for cooking.

Fruits are the ripened ovaries of plants that are made to taste good so animals will eat them and poop out the seeds somewhere else so the plant spreads and furthers it's species' continued survival. Vegetable is a term applied to any plant that is grown to eat or any edible plant. The first definition is the most common one. A true vegetable doesn't have seeds within the vegetable that can become a plant. But some vegetables are actually scientificly fruits like cucumbers, tomatos and pumpkins but vegetables cover a lot of parts of plants. Brocolli is a flower, turnips and carrots are roots and lettuce and herbs are leaves.

Now we know, and knowing is half the battle!

 

[Judge Holden]

The Cwcki boards. The one place on earth where chuckling about a manchild and a gigantic straw can lead to discussions on the taxonomy of edible plants

 

[spaps]

The Cwcki boards. The one place on earth where chuckling about a manchild and a gigantic straw can lead to discussions on the taxonomy of edible plants

It's amazing how off-topic we can get here. Anyway...

 

[Anchuent Christory]

The word "fruit" has a very specific and scientific definition. The word "vegetable" does not, but in most cases, whether or not a food is classified as a vegetable depends on the way it's used for cooking.

Fruits are the ripened ovaries of plants that are made to taste good so animals will eat them and poop out the seeds somewhere else so the plant spreads and furthers it's species' continued survival. Vegetable is a term applied to any plant that is grown to eat or any edible plant. The first definition is the most common one. A true vegetable doesn't have seeds within the vegetable that can become a plant. But some vegetables are actually scientificly fruits like cucumbers, tomatos and pumpkins but vegetables cover a lot of parts of plants. Brocolli is a flower, turnips and carrots are roots and lettuce and herbs are leaves.

Now we know, and knowing is half the battle!

I was going to reply with a smug all-knowing description of plants vs vegetables but revengeofphil kicked the ass out of anything I was gonna put down.

Also it's worth noting that in terms of taxation they fall into specific categorys. So biologically a tomato, cucumber or eggplant are fruit. When it comes to taxation, they are vegetables.

 

[BillRiley]

The word "fruit" has a very specific and scientific definition. The word "vegetable" does not, but in most cases, whether or not a food is classified as a vegetable depends on the way it's used for cooking.

Fruits are the ripened ovaries of plants that are made to taste good so animals will eat them and poop out the seeds somewhere else so the plant spreads and furthers it's species' continued survival. Vegetable is a term applied to any plant that is grown to eat or any edible plant. The first definition is the most common one. A true vegetable doesn't have seeds within the vegetable that can become a plant. But some vegetables are actually scientificly fruits like cucumbers, tomatos and pumpkins but vegetables cover a lot of parts of plants. Brocolli is a flower, turnips and carrots are roots and lettuce and herbs are leaves.

And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Um, what was the topic again?

 

[CatParty]

The word "fruit" has a very specific and scientific definition. The word "vegetable" does not, but in most cases, whether or not a food is classified as a vegetable depends on the way it's used for cooking.

Fruits are the ripened ovaries of plants that are made to taste good so animals will eat them and poop out the seeds somewhere else so the plant spreads and furthers it's species' continued survival. Vegetable is a term applied to any plant that is grown to eat or any edible plant. The first definition is the most common one. A true vegetable doesn't have seeds within the vegetable that can become a plant. But some vegetables are actually scientificly fruits like cucumbers, tomatos and pumpkins but vegetables cover a lot of parts of plants. Brocolli is a flower, turnips and carrots are roots and lettuce and herbs are leaves.

And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Um, what was the topic again?

 

[Bugaboo]

If I had my copy of photoshop with me I'd shop the giant straw of fail on shit like the Sphinx, Mt. Rushmore and and an astronaut.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Okay, I have one question. Why did he draw this drinking straw like a drainage pipe? It's not that difficult to draw it realistically thin. Why did he give it that oversized look? Subconscious homosexual urges, maybe?