Sonichu The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail

[Bugaboo]

Okay, I have one question. Why did he draw this drinking straw like a drainage pipe? It's not that difficult to draw it realistically thin. Why did he give it that oversized look? Subconscious homosexual urges, maybe?

Because he holds his pen like he has severe arthritis

 

[CatParty]

Okay, I have one question. Why did he draw this drinking straw like a drainage pipe? It's not that difficult to draw it realistically thin. Why did he give it that oversized look? Subconscious homosexual urges, maybe?

Because he holds his pen like he has severe arthritis

maybe guzzling mass amounts of soda in one sitting is a dream come true?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Okay, I have one question. Why did he draw this drinking straw like a drainage pipe? It's not that difficult to draw it realistically thin. Why did he give it that oversized look? Subconscious homosexual urges, maybe?

Wait, you're implying that Chris is capable of drawing something that looks like an approximation of it's real life counterpart?

 

[DevilDog]

Okay, I have one question. Why did he draw this drinking straw like a drainage pipe? It's not that difficult to draw it realistically thin. Why did he give it that oversized look? Subconscious homosexual urges, maybe?

Wait, you're implying that Chris is capable of drawing something that looks like an approximation of it's real life counterpart?

LIES!

 

[CatParty]

Okay, I have one question. Why did he draw this drinking straw like a drainage pipe? It's not that difficult to draw it realistically thin. Why did he give it that oversized look? Subconscious homosexual urges, maybe?

Wait, you're implying that Chris is capable of drawing something that looks like an approximation of it's real life counterpart?

LIES!

sammy

 

[DevilDog]

^ Wasn't Sammy supposed to be a cross between Chris and Peter?

 

[CatParty]

^ Wasn't Sammy supposed to be a cross between Chris and Peter?

he's a dead ringer for chris chan

 

[Saney]

^ Wasn't Sammy supposed to be a cross between Chris and Peter?

he's a dead ringer for Our Pet Lolcow

Not that Chris can see that.

 

[DevilDog]

So, I'm wondering why Chris made him so fat.

 

[Male]

HE'S FAT I'm THIIIIIN

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Wait, if Comic Chris's real life counterpart is as fat as the Chris we know, how incredibly obese must Sammy's real life counterpart be???!!

 

[CatParty]

Wait, if Comic Chris's real life counterpart is as fat as the Chris we know, how incredibly obese must Sammy's real life counterpart be???!!

Chris's weight now?

 

[LordCustos3]

Shall we derail the thread again?

Also it's worth noting that in terms of taxation they fall into specific categorys. So biologically a tomato, cucumber or eggplant are fruit. When it comes to taxation, they are vegetables.

Taxonomy. Not Taxation.
Taxonomy is the study of categories of life; taxation is what gets Teabaggers knickers in a twist.

Anyhow, back on target:
The DSoF is so telling. So gargantuan a phallic image. The only other explanation for it is that -- for one frame of artwork
-- the straw stayed the same size, while !ComicChris'tard's head shrunk to the size of a walnut.
His retcon/revamp/re-edit of the page is just as surreal.

 

[QI 541]

Re: Shall we derail the thread again?

Also it's worth noting that in terms of taxation they fall into specific categorys. So biologically a tomato, cucumber or eggplant are fruit. When it comes to taxation, they are vegetables.

Taxonomy. Not Taxation.
Taxonomy is the study of categories of life; taxation is what gets Teabaggers knickers in a twist.

No, he actually meant taxation. In the US, those plants are considered vegetables for tariff purposes.

 

[José Mourinho]

Wait, if Comic Chris's real life counterpart is as fat as the Chris we know, how incredibly obese must Sammy's real life counterpart be???!!

 

[JimReynolds]

This is probably the best Chris Chan fan art I have ever seen.

 

[BentDuck]

The edited version is just as good. He's not even drinking, just holding the straw there.

Obviously the straw is just hooked into his esophagus.

Maybe Chris had one of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-o7YG3x0DI

 

[IceBeam]

Keeps me away from the Target food court...

 

[Gurgie]

I would like to try drinking something from a straw this wide ^^. Now, i just got to find something suitable.

 

[OpaSamuel]

I must admit every time I see the drinking straw of fail, I kind of imagine him having lungs stronger then an industrial vacuum cleaner. Then I think of this for whatever reason.