The Paradoxical Effect of Asking For Rates On KiwiFarms - A Study

[The Pink Panther]

If I were to say in the OP of this thread to shower me with positive rates, you'd give me negrates because it's funnier to go against that grain.
If I were to say in the OP of this thread to shower me with negative rates, you'd give me negrates because well, it's what I asked for.

Either way, I get negrates.

There is functionally no way to ask for positive rates on this forum unless you hang around TSIC and say DRINK! Otherwise why even bother trying. Why even live. These ratings are the last pocket of my life that I look forward to. The validation of a high reaction score compared to messages. 1 to 7 ratio. It's like a flower in the garden. You want the ratio to expand and grow. Gives you that nice boost for the day, ya know?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

inb4 a "Please do not rate The Pink Panther's Post Autistic and/or Dumb" thread

 

[Get_your_kicks_with_30-06]

You know how you get positive rates @The Pink Panther? Post actually funny and/or informative shit instead of whatever the fuck this is:

Get owned libtard

 

[The Pink Panther]

You know how you get positive rates @The Pink Panther? Post actually funny and/or informative shit instead of whatever the fuck this is:
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Get owned libtard

Ok, fine.


If I raped @Get_your_kicks_with_30-06 in his fucking small asshole and then murdered him afterwards, will the Kiwifarms put up a funeral meetup to honor your death or will your parents come from the grave and talk about how goodie good of a son you are?

 

[knobslobbin]

This is an alt-right echo chamber. Just post about owning the libs, exposing die Juden, or gogogadget Orange Man. Methinks you already know this

 

[Get_your_kicks_with_30-06]

If I raped @Get_your_kicks_with_30-06 in his fucking small asshole and then murdered him afterwards, will the Kiwifarms put up a funeral meetup to honor your death or will your parents come from the grave and talk about how goodie good of a son you are?

Good question, but I think the real question is if you are actually a black?

 

[The Pink Panther]

Good question, but I think the real question is if you are actually a black?

yes, i'm a black

 

[TFT-A9]

Beyond sheer humor value why would you give a fuck about a rate, positive or negative