The Philadelphia Zoo Has a Drag Queen Problem - "There are Trump people that come to the zoo," explains one zoo employee.

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On Tuesdays, the Philadelphia Zoo presents “Story Time Tuesdays: Animal Tales.” A special guest reads a book about animals to kids. And a zookeeper brings along one of the zoo’s animals to show to the tots. It’s a lovely affair. On June 3rd, to kick off Pride Month, the Philadelphia Zoo was set to partner with local non-profit Philadelphia Family Pride, and the group engaged drag queen Christina Bangz to read to the children. Well, that was the plan anyway.

According to Philadelphia Family Pride spokesperson Michael Galvan, the Philadelphia Zoo’s director of school and community partnerships, Bethany Housman, reached out to the organization on Friday to set up an urgent phone call before the holiday weekend. And on that call, says Galvan, Housman pulled the plug on any drag queen involvement with the event.
“She was apologetic and said she wished she were calling with better news,” says Galvan, the person who had set the event up with Housman in the first place. “But she said that ‘senior leadership’ had requested that we continue the event without a drag queen story hour. She said specifically that her leadership was ‘concerned they could not guarantee the safety and security’ of our drag artist.”

It didn’t take Galvan long to decide that if there would be no drag queen, there would be no Philadelphia Family Pride involvement with the zoo.

“I appreciate concerns about safety,” says Galvan. “But if they can’t keep one drag queen safe, then I don’t feel comfortable having queer families in that space. Additionally, in this ‘modern era’, drag artists are being vilified and attacked. We need to stand in solidarity.”

Housman and a Philadelphia Zoo spokesperson did not return messages seeking comment. But one Philadelphia Zoo employee, who is queer, had this to say about the cancelation, which they were unaware of until I told them about it: “There are Trump people that come to the zoo. Our public safety department can’t respond immediately, because there’s only a few patrolling staff. It could take three-plus minutes to respond.” (I agreed not to name the employee, since they are not authorized to speak to the press.)

Sure, I get that. But also, this feels a little bit like the town outside of Philly that just canceled its longstanding Fourth of July parade because terrorists might attack it. And if the Philadelphia Zoo is committed to being an ally of the LGBTQ community, maybe hire a bodyguard for the one hour that the drag queen would have been on the premises, assuming that safety concerns are really at the center of this decision. I’m not certain that they are.
 
But one Philadelphia Zoo employee, who is queer, had this to say about the cancelation, which they were unaware of until I told them about it: “There are Trump people that come to the zoo. Our public safety department can’t respond immediately, because there’s only a few patrolling staff.
Remember projection.

They would attack your family in public if they thought they could get away with it.
 
"Mommy, what does 'Bangz' mean?"

"Well Suzy, it means that she likes to touch her privates to other people's privates, and that's something that grown ups do on special occasions but some people like to do it a lot so she says she likes to do it a lot, and that is a good, strong thing, and if you want to do that, you are a good person."

The conversations they want to occur with these choices of entertainment.
 
drag queen Christina Bangz
Would it not be possible for a local notable gay or lesbian wearing normal clothes whose adopted surname is not “Bangz” to read to the children?
No, it wouldn't because forcing normal people to play "Emperor's New Dress" with them is half the fetish. If you somehow found the one magical "based" gay to attend, eleventeen molestering fetishists would materialize with JCLU lawyers demanding State-provided children to twerk with.

It's why it's always "Lilith Likkincok", "Sophie Suxxit", etc. And why the lolbertarian "use whatever pronouns you want, just don't force me to use them" was never a possibility. The whole point is to make you join in.

It didn’t take Galvan long to decide that if there would be no drag queen, there would be no Philadelphia Family Pride involvement with the zoo.
They're banking on a critical mass of YAAASing wine aunts and "tolerant" suburban women. "Just be nice" is the foot in the door, and they're thinking the ultimatum that you have to let every hypersexualized predator in or you're a bigot won't lose them any of that audience.

Zoos are primarily for children. Of course that's where drag queens are needed.
Note how they never want to read to the elderly, the homeless, the sick, widows, etc. Just other people's children, preferably in schools without the parents present.
 
drag queen Christina Bangz
Well known for being Christina Bangz of the bang bus, official pornhub consiare.

I dont think id ever go back to the zoo if i saw them doing a "drag show" story time hour. It has nothing to do with the zoo whatsoever. Id probably have to immediately leave tbh.
 
“There are Trump people that come to the zoo.

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"Trump people might be here, Xhe thought..."
 
What kind of kid goes to the zoo to be read stories? When we took the kids to the local zoo, they went to the many games, museums, and ran all over the place to see the animals. At no point they told us "can we sit down to be read stories?", not even saying by a fag on top of it.
 
She said specifically that her leadership was ‘concerned they could not guarantee the safety and security’ of our drag artist.”
Mate, you can't guarantee the safety of anything on Girard avenue past 26th street.

maybe hire a bodyguard for the one hour
LIL RAY AND POOKIE'S WEST PHILLY HIT CRU. SOMEBODY BODDAIN' YOUSE? CALL RAY AND POOK TO FUCK DEY SHIT UP.

WE WILL SEND TO YOUSE A 25 YEAR OLD WITH A SURPLUS KEVLAR VEST AND A HI-POINT WE GOT AT THE GUN SHOW TO WATCH YO SHIT. BUT HE MIGHT JUST GONNA LOOK AT HIS PHONE DA WHOLE TIME DON'T WORRY BOUT IT CUZ.

$3000 A HOUR. "NOT BONDED." CASH ONLY.
 
What kind of kid goes to the zoo to be read stories? When we took the kids to the local zoo, they went to the many games, museums, and ran all over the place to see the animals. At no point they told us "can we sit down to be read stories?", not even saying by a fag on top of it.

The Philadelphia Zoo used to have this thing called the Tree House where you were given a plastic ring with a peg on it upon entering. You stuck this peg into a machine and it would read you animal facts. I remember thinking it was some kind of magic. That's the closest I can recall to anything story hour like. I haven't been there in over 20 years.
 
The Philadelphia Zoo used to have this thing called the Tree House where you were given a plastic ring with a peg on it upon entering. You stuck this peg into a machine and it would read you animal facts. I remember thinking it was some kind of magic. That's the closest I can recall to anything story hour like. I haven't been there in over 20 years.
If it's the one shaped like an elephant, I think they still have that.
 
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