Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Fapcop]

How much does this penis thing cost? It's not made in China is it?

I assure you it’s quality merchandise!

If provided email address, I send a picture for inspection and QA appreciation!

Yours truly

 

[The Noticer]

How much does this penis thing cost? It's not made in China is it?

A quarter-million, and your eternal soul.

 

[Bogdandoff]

How often do pooners use an HRT beard to hide their feminine jawline?

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

A quarter-million, and your eternal soul.

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For people who don't know, that's Scott Newgent, who appeared in a segment in Justin Folk & Matt Walsh's What Is a Woman documentary. I couldn't find that specific tweet (it may be deleted), but she's posted about the cost of her botched arm-flaying on more than one occasion, and generally is trying to get people to know how shit-tier trans "surgery" is.

 

[The Ugly One]

The idea that the sexes only differ by hormones has never had any foundation in fact, but it's found its way into "science communication" both as a convenient oversimplification and as a piece of political propaganda

I remember back in the 1990s, libs were terrified that censorious evangelicals were going to corrupt science and force biologists, geologists, and paleontologists to pretend the evidence world says the is 6000 years old. Good thing the Party of Science is in charge, huh?

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Are people still falling for this ridiculous Photoshop? It's being pushed by a ton of assmad liberals that still can't get over the fact he wasn't railroaded into life without parole like the guys in Georgia. The very same people that would lose their minds if you fatshamed one of their protected classes.

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He has the body of a father of two, not of a teenage (how old is he anyway) boy. He's walking around looking like he has hypothyroidism. Right wing, left wing, fat does not discriminate. He's always looked a little chunky but he needs to work out more.

It most cases, it does not flop around unless erect because of how much it retracts with most of us so it is really not in the way at all. It might be a different story with some of us who are what you would call "showers" but for many of us, there is such a massive difference between flaccid and erect length that you would not think it was the same body part, aka "growers".

Rotdogs cannot do this, so they are always of the same static length and girth unless they have a dick-pump installed, hence the example of that stupid pooner way back in this thread asking for advice on how men "orient" their penis in their undergarments. Since our penises are generally not the dimensions of a soda can and just flopping around, the question had no bearing to actual penis-owners.

Doods? You don't have to worry about crushing your soda can if you sit or lie down the wrong way? No doods, you're doing it wrong. Real kings have their phallus knocking up against their thighs like a flesh bell clapper.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Today I learned that testosterone changes bone structure. Remember when "medical misinformation" like "the jabs don't stop transmission" would get you banned?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Good thing the Party of Science is in charge, huh?

Absolutely. Wouldn't want ideological fanatics rewriting textbooks, changing words and the meanings of language, and corrupting the minds of innocent children with their dogma would we?
Imagine that...

 

[pink cigarettes]

Do you have a flayed arm that hardly functions? Dainty lady hands? Weird uncanny proportions? Well, king-bros, the Poonermobile just might be the ride for you

Spoiler

 

[Fapcop]

#Justpoonerthings


(BTW… When was the last time you heard a man say “voluptuous” about himself? Lol!)


“HALP! I KEEP GETTING SEXUALLY HARASSED!!”


Yeah, you read that right… Lil’ Pooner is annoyed that gay men want to do gay things every time she goes to the gay bar.

This is why these people are so insufferable. I don’t particularly like faggots coming on to me. WHICH IS WHY I DONT GO TO GAY BARS. If I went to one, I’d take the assgrabs as price of admittance since it’s THEIR place.

Gender trenders and pooners though? They colonize every place they go. I’m sure if the pooner had it her way, they’d have an “accountability circle” where everyone apologized, a new strict no sexual harassment policy would be instituted and the “worst” offenders given the boot.

BONUS KAHNTENT: BASED POONER!



A very manly thumbs up to the lil’ dood!

 

[Aunt Carol]

BONUS KAHNTENT: BASED POONER!



A very manly thumbs up to the lil’ dood!

Poor reading comprehension on the pooner's part: that's not even misgendering. The other FtM was telling her that if she kills herself, her parents will put her birth name on her tombstone, but in a "so don't kill yourself" way.

 

[Fapcop]

Poor reading comprehension on the pooner's part: that's not even misgendering. The other FtM was telling her that if she kills herself, her parents will put her birth name on her tombstone, but in a "so don't kill yourself" way.

That’s the problem with living a lie… You know it, so you’re constantly reminded about it. Even in unrelated instances.

 

[Hepativore]

Do you have a flayed arm that hardly functions? Dainty lady hands? Weird uncanny proportions? Well, king-bros, the Poonermobile just might be the ride for you

Spoiler

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Could you imagine something like a mobile SRSmobile like bookmobiles?

I am surprised there is not one already with the constant push towards SRS surgery for pooners and troons, particularly young teens.

"Do you want to get your top surgery done without your TERFy parents knowing? Don't worry, the SRSmobile has you covered! Our bus is a mobile surgery suite that you can arrange to pick you up at convenient times to help you with your surgical transition!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

Could you imagine something like a mobile SRSmobile like bookmobiles?

I am surprised there is not one already with the constant push towards SRS surgery for pooners and troons, particularly young teens.

"Do you want to get your top surgery done without your TERFy parents knowing? Don't worry, the SRSmobile has you covered! Our bus is a mobile surgery suite that you can arrange to pick you up at convenient times to help you with your surgical transition!"

I don't think it'd work for the genital mutilations but you'd probably be able to do the Zippertit surgeries that way.
They look like they were sutured by a shortsighted Mexican with Parkinsons Disease in the back of a Pickup driving over a gravel road at 60 anyway.

 

[Hepativore]

I don't think it'd work for the genital mutilations but you'd probably be able to do the Zippertit surgeries that way.
They look like they were sutured by a shortsighted Mexican with Parkinsons Disease in the back of a Pickup driving over a gravel road at 60 anyway.

They do have mobile full-surgical suites that are loaded on a commercial bus or semi-truck chassis.



I think they are parked during the operations themselves, though...

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

BONUS KAHNTENT: BASED POONER!



A very manly thumbs up to the lil’ dood!

Rare pooner W.

 

[Cannibal Machine]

I'm at a loss for words.



"Should I start taking testosterone and exacerbate the possible cancer in my vag? I don't care that it might kill me, I just want to pretend I've got a dick in the short time I have left."

I hope, for her sake, that this is solely for attention.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

This is why these people are so insufferable. I don’t particularly like faggots coming on to me. WHICH IS WHY I DONT GO TO GAY BARS. If I went to one, I’d take the assgrabs as price of admittance since it’s THEIR place.

Gay bars are just hypersexualised. It's male sexuality without limits. You're lucky if you don't get raped, basically.

But why do Pooners want to be gay men anyway if they don't have a grasp about how male sexuality works?

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Gay bars are just hypersexualised. It's male sexuality without limits. You're lucky if you don't get raped, basically.

But why do Pooners want to be gay men anyway if they don't have a grasp about how male sexuality works?

I used to work in gay bar as a straight young man/"twink". You quickly learn to be flirty enough to get good tips and on occasion how to communicate "touch me again and it will hurt" between the lines and with a smile.
The problem here is that she reads sexual advances and talk the way a woman would. Funny.
"Help someone wants to have sex with me" is not the same distress call it is for women if you are a manly man.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Male sexuality is incredibly potent, which is why I teach my nieces the good ole' kick-nut.

It isn't weird for a woman to go to a gay bar (because no men are interested so she can enjoy a good ole' drink), it's odd to be sexually aggressive like a lot of pooners are and then complain about others responding accordingly.