Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Red flaming panda]

A custom made pooner by yours truly

 

[TremendousBoredom]

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A custom made pooner by yours truly

Dood has an adam's apple!
M...m...mogs m-ack!

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

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A custom made pooner by yours truly

My first thought was that those arms were tits. Lucas moob syndrome, if you will.

 

[Salvador Dali]

here are some /r/ttttrans pooners. It's been a bit slow on that sub in terms of pooner content. There has been a lot of depression posting there lately lol.




Poonman studios

The greentext behind it

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Because men got mad that women made something for them that fetishized MEN.

or because they fucking stink

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

They'd probably find it as gender affirming or whatever. I'd imagine a pooner wouldn't want to use their vagina. That'd be gay as fuck.

You'd be surprised dude .


3 words pregnant male.....fat

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Because men got mad that women made something for them that fetishized MEN.

Isn't even fetishizing men. It's using a "man" to create a M/F relationship just without the woman.

 

[Sissyagamben]

This is literally every FTM tranny I've had the misfortune of coming into contact with. One of them tried so hard to convince everyone that her parents were evil christian bigots who hate her for being gay or whatever and in reality her parents were the nicest people on earth.

It's a moot point but they just want to be victims really bad because society taught them that being oppressed and downtrodden is inherently noble, virtuous, and will gain you attention.

OT, but the majority of adults who harbour intense n unreasonable hatred/resentment for their parents being religious/strict are insufferable and actually morally degenerate. im not talking about being diddled or beaten to your last breathe by the parents here, its always those who say hur dur pawrent evil coz christian/traditional. The most vile ppl I know irl are all like this. Ranging from being a chomo to no tits ex-prostitute pooner

Because men got mad that women made something for them that fetishized MEN.

Nah… AO3 for the westerners is already gross enough, the shit chinky ladies are pumping out can be plain criminal. They don’t hold back at all on rape, literal pedophilia, and any extreme fetish you can imagine. Some truly on the level of Sades 120 of Sodom. It’s not just cute sensitive boys being lovey dovey, there are plenty of that for sure, but there are also many very sick and disgusting shit.

Like it’s comfy to say women aren’t as sexually sick as men, but honestly idk. Maybe you can argue it’s true in general, but women absolutely can be as sexually perverted as men. Who do you think participate in those extreme fetishes? Men can’t exercise it alone. Porn and sex trafficking is different, but many women are willing participants of extreme fetishes. Maybe their position of being submissive can be view as less agentive, but they definitely asked for that shit to be done to them. The rotten women title is not just coz they fetishize men and faggotry, if it’s just that I think the chinkys will still be grossed out, but it’s much much much worse than that. It makes ppl more uncomfortable when they start to ship IRL men and write about them being amputated and chained to be a sex slave etc.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

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A custom made pooner by yours truly

Are these arms or saggy tits?

 

[DumbDude43]

Some truly on the level of Sades 120 of Sodom

this shit is so insanely vile, even merely reading the character summary on wikipedia makes me nauseous

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Are these arms or saggy tits?

His arms have been removed in prep for full body phallo. Til then, he's using tit tentacles.

 

[The Observer]

I usually laugh at the MtF memes that are posted on the internet, but this one just makes me feel sorry and sad for the FtMs.

 

[Dupree Home Edition]

I usually laugh at the MtF memes that are posted on the internet, but this one just makes me feel sorry and sad for the FtMs.

if you don't laugh you'll cry.

 

[Piss Bear]

Requesting a pooner being euphoric over his heckin new phallo and standing to pee in the men's bathroom and pissing out of all his fistulas and missing the urinal entirely, BUT ITS SO EUPHORIC DOOD IM CRYING HDJHJJHHJDDS

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

missed it by a page

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

I usually laugh at the MtF memes that are posted on the internet, but this one just makes me feel sorry and sad for the FtMs.

Yes, these pooners are totally sympathetic women who are just our lost sisters and have no agency over their actions and are just being controlled by the patriarchy!!!!




Don't wanna take up more space with a non-pooner specific post so I'm editing this in, but how fucking dumb do you have to be as an FtM comic "artist" to draw this and not realize the irony?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Requesting a pooner being euphoric over his heckin new phallo and standing to pee in the men's bathroom and pissing out of all his fistulas and missing the urinal entirely, BUT ITS SO EUPHORIC DOOD IM CRYING HDJHJJHHJDDS

So an updated version of this old classic


And @Meiwaku 's work here with less trauma and more HECCIN EUPHORIA DOOD!

 

[Meiwaku]

Idk man, something that haunts me about female erotica is like.. the sheer volume of it- the mental image of so many unfuckable lardarse women spending a combined trillion hours to trot out the terrabites of terrible beanlit-

"I'm angry that unattractive women are horny"

 

[AfghanBlue]

I had an hour to kill before work so I crocheted a pooner-gurumi
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Going to hide it under my wife's pillow.
Edited because I had to add ear things

You could even buy tiny lil expanders for its ears. Or use a small ring earring for its septum.

@Meiwaku unattractive women can be horny all they want, but when they write fan fiction about Snape gang banging the fucking Teletubbies, I am gonna reserve the right to be grossed out.
And yes that is a real FF, and it's brief sample synopsis, barely scratches the surface of the libraries of depravity on offer.

@TremendousBoredom I especially love the ing the door open.
(I also do this in public toilets- less out of masculine gusto, more so cos people don’t wash their hands. Am like an OCD Jackie Chan in there)

 

[TremendousBoredom]

@TremendousBoredom I especially love the ing the door open.
(I also do this in public toilets- less out o masculine gusto but more cos people don’t wash their hands. Am like an OCD Jackie chan in there)

He had to assert dominance and let everyone know a real manly man was there.