Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

BEEN WAITING ALL WEEKEND TO POST THIS!

I’m surprised none of you outstanding autists didn’t screencap the many opportunities our resident gender euphoric pooner gave us in that video to use as a template for a poonjack drawing or the like. I’ve taken the liberty, however.
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Now, I’m not an artist. Hell, I even opted to drop my Art Appreciation class for Creative Writing in college. So, all you illustrators feel free to let the muse move you. However, I do have an app on my phone; and, after a criminally long time on the porcelain throne, against this beauty below I happened upon a filter that, strangely enough, depicted them as their troo and honest self.
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On another note, I was talking to a coworker and the conversation led to them showing me a tattoo of theirs, which was a butterfly integrated with a semicolon. Me with my take-me-to-trivia-games-to-win memory of random stuff then mentioned the founder of Project Semicolon; Amy Bleuel. Cut to me later on in the day in the car, stuck in traffic, and I then vaguely remembered her face. Soon as I was able to hop on my computer and do some searching, lo and behold…
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They had the pooner build, as you can see. But… (the story gets deeper) despite having a backstory that would lead a reasonable person to believe her outcome was to become a TiF, by all accounts she was married to a guy. (*Spoiler to anyone who doesn’t know the lore, she died by suicide.) Here's an archive of her FB with a pic of her and her hubby not too far down. Here's one of her foundation's website.

Anyway, that’s my contribution for now. Gonna go touch grass.
 
It's weird though, Butch women seem to be more comfortable in their own skin and accept the fact that they are women who happen to prefer presenting and acting more masculine. They're not trying to pass like Pooners are, rather they are just being themselves. It seems that butch women are way more manly and confident than any roided up ftm pooner will ever be.
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About an hour ago there was a story about a pooner bending over to do some mundane task and then fantasizing about a stranger eye-fucking her.


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This is just a girl showing off her poon to a guy she likes. Its like a guy pretending to drink water just so he can flex his biceps. "Oh noo... I bent over in front of a guy i like, accidently showing him my ass."
 
Set to the tune of Lady Picture Show by the Stone Temple Pilots...

Little Pooner Bro

Little pooner bro, she hides behind the bedroom door
Little pooner bro, she hides behind the bedroom door
She hides because she don't have nothin', don't have nothin' anymore
Your balls are fake, they're locked and bagged, just outside the door

She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face
She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face

Little pooner girl, I think them doods don't buy your show
Little pooner bro, them tits are gone should just said no
Your scarred forearm's not so daisy picture perfect anymore
Your balls are fake, they're locked and bagged, just outside the door

She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face
She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face

Them chest scars bleed
Them chest scars bleed
Them chest scars bleed

She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face

Little pooner bro, she hides behind the bedroom door
Little pooner bro, she hides behind the bedroom wall
She hides because she don't have nothin', don't have nothin' anymore
Your balls are fake, they're locked and bagged, just outside the door

She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face
She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face

Them chest scars bleed
Them chest scars bleed
Them chest scars bleed
 
I met a butch woman the other day and I was like wow, she has the hair (but not receding) and the earrings, but also a woman's natural beautiful singing voice and no shitty facial hair. Plus an attractive wife and a solid career. It made pooners more depressing.

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alegria/corporate memphis style pooner from r/4trancirclejerk
 
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