Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[TremendousBoredom]

So, for the next Liddlest Poonshop entry, should I do A)The standard North American L'il Dood, or B)The North American Fullbody ?

 

[monstrous bubo]

So, for the next Liddlest Poonshop entry, should I do A)The standard North American L'il Dood, or B)The North American Fullbody ?


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I’d like to know more about the standard before more exotic breeds. Also, should Hon Alices stay in the same tank with pooners all the time, or only added for supervised playtime?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also, should Hon Alices stay in the same tank with pooners all the time, or only added for supervised playtime?

I picture them lurking in the corner like a plecostomus.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I’d like to know more about the standard before more exotic breeds. Also, should Hon Alices stay in the same tank with pooners all the time, or only added for supervised playtime?

It depends. In most cases? Cohabitation is fine. However, if you aren't careful about monitoring your Pooner's T intake they can develop breeding kink syndrome, and then you have to worry about unexpected Poonlets to take care of.

Anyway.

Spoiler: The Common North American L'il Dood

The Common North American L'il Dood has an average height at adulthood of 3' at the head. Similar to the Micropooner, they give boibirth to live young, but in this case litters are smaller, with 3 poonlets being considered an especially large litter. Much like the micro, a L'il Dood will at birth only have their self harm and mastectomy scar patterns, not developing the distinctive phallo until after their poonsack, which in this case will occur after a month.

Unlike the Micro, the L'il Dood can learn anywhere from 500 to 1000 words, in addition to their cry of Dood. Feeding and T are similar, but scaled up for size. It is suggested that you have a room reserved for a L'il Dood, provided with enrichment opportunities like very light (no more than a pound) weights and preferably, unrestricted access to Twitter, tumblr, and Reddit.

A L'il Dood will only poonsack once in their lifetime, however they continue to produce poonslime and "free bleed". Therefor, Poonpads need to be set up for cleanliness purposes. If a L'il Dood shows an unwillingness to go on the pad? Threatening to dock their Phallo can usually correct this behavior. Also, owners should be on the lookout for excess poonslime secretion as it can be a precursor to Cementing Syndrome, during which poonslime buildup will seal the Poon shut and continued production will rapidly prove lethal without medical intervention.

An interesting note is that Micros and L'il doods compete in the wild for food, validation, and T. However in captivity? A L'il Dood needing extra validation, or a Micro colony showing IWNBAM snydrome? Can often be helped by an introduction to the other. You will have to carefully explain to the L'il Dood that the Micros need "his" help to "Get there", and that it's his job as a "heckin valid boi" to do it. The L'il Dood gains validation, and the Micros gain a goal that will cause them to become more active.

A potential concern with the L'il Dood is breeding kink syndrome, where due to low T levels or in some cases, excess T? They will either attempt to breed with any available partner, or insert objects into their poon. If they are attempting to insert their phallo, docking is often the only option which can be costly in the case of a rare phallo pattern. However, a variety of multicolored packy bois can alleviate distress and still provide a visual distinctness to the L'il Dood. If they are inserting foreign objects or attempting to constantly be boipreggers, bolting a L'il Dood shut is a procedure easily and cheaply done at any vet's office, and if their levels get back under control, easily reversible.

With proper care and feeding, a L'il dood will live anywhere from 10 to 15 years.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

The lorger the jewelry, the bigger the phallo, right doods?
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When septum rings are that big, not only does it look silly AF, it changes the shape of the nose (at least when the jewelry is in). Nice double-chin hiding profile pose too. This girl wouldn't be hideous if she wasn't mentally ill and abusing her body, the underlying bone structure is decent. Too bad about trooning, now she's a clown with a mustache.

 

[Slur Generator]

Wish we had an ai fed on pooner lore that we then ask various questions or how it would perform specific tasks.

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

Spoiler: Reddit

Spoiler: Pooners

 

[TremendousBoredom]

So up next? We either have the Quadrapedal Manlet Pooner, or the Scurrying Quadrapedal Pooner, two very related species with different needs and habitats, or the Fullbody with their unique care needs.

Also, someone asked the following question.



And this was the answer

 

[Male Idiot]

Ah, so much lore! Kind of wishing I had the skills to make a pet management game with them. Poongochi. It would make a "DooD" sound when you need to feed it T and sketti.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Ah, so much lore! Kind of wishing I had the skills to make a pet management game with them. Poongochi. It would make a "DooD" sound when you need to feed it T and sketti.

I would unironically probably get one at this point.

Back in the crazy days of flash games, someone would have likely made a Pooner flash game or two. Or some animation.
Still debating how to differentiate between the two types of quadruped pooners. Might just do the fullbody next, but I know that's the exotic a bunch of folks here are excited for.
Thoughts or requests? I know this is autistic as fuck but I'm A)Not an artist, and B)At least it's not "But what if Chris-chan <insert situation here>" tier autism.

 

[Slur Generator]

@Procrastinhater BEHOLD! Mr. Pooner, attorney at law.

There is hope that out there exists a pooner named Pooner.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Spoiler: Reddit

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Spoiler: Pooners

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Just a bunch of delusional Aidens who don't know what the term "easy pussy" means and who it applies to.

 

[scathefire]

Wish we had an ai fed on pooner lore that we then ask various questions or how it would perform specific tasks.

A girl can dream.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Ok, I thought it was just a meme, but why are the pooners all so PINK?

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Have yet to explain your distinction between sympathy for FtMs while you have nothing but ridicule for MtFs

its because ones a woman and the others a man.. literally thats it, thats the reason lol

 

[Charlie Delicious]

New Evil Dead has a pooner



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Dat rope print tho

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Fellow pooner lovers, I beseech you to make the world a better place. Could someone good at writing OPs ( @Procrastinhater ) update KnowYourMeme's pooner page? It's been transphobically REJECTED "due to incompleteness or lack of notability." How unvalidating is that!?!? https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pooner

 

[CrispyLegs]

I wanted to draw during the downtime but I have no creativity left so I just traced and poonerised a couple of classic memes

Spoiler: Dood

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

IRL Pooner whines that gay bathhouses aren't inclusive enough, especially because they have way more urinals than toilets. Also... Ezra?! Could you pick a more obvious pooner name!?

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

IRL Pooner whines that gay bathhouses aren't inclusive enough, especially because they have way more urinals than toilets. Also... Ezra?! Could you pick a more obvious pooner name!?

has anyone checked on tttt or babyx2 recently? did they get scared off by outsiders encroaching on their territory