Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[FinnSven]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

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I never understand what it is they think that they have achieved when they dance around flipping the bird in safety at a distance?

100% like horrid little teenage boys, which is about the only thing pooners can emulate.

 

[ScooterL]

Someone really needed to oblige her desire to be a man and rearranged her fucking face.

A decent man never hits a woman.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

A decent man never hits a woman.

As a general rule, yes.

But there are always special circumstances and this is def one of them.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

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She's so small, he has to actually look down at her. Fucking hellHis hands are in his pockets. It's clear he (and the rest of the men there) doesn't perceive her as a threat.
Hurricane Aiden tries to get some epic own by misgendering and catcalling him, but clearly he didn't give a shit so she shat(?)/poonsquatted the man on the phone. You're 100% right sir. A poonsquat is assault because I doubt she showers. Aiden tries one more out the door with "epic gamer word" while effortlessly being held by the man on the phone with one hand, like he's an exhausted mother restraining her child throwing a tantrum.
At the end, I thought she was going to get creamed by a truck.

 

[Procrastinhater]

little pooner dood forgets she is 5 foot nothing. the black guy she yells at has an entire foot over her. if she really was the man she claims to be he would have knocked her out.
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On closer observation I think this Pooner may have Downs Syndrome or something, she has a Downsy type look to her.
Sadly for her if she does have an extra Chromosome its not a Y, she maybe a Mongoloid looking Pooner, but its all female.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

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Thanks, I love it. For me, it's screaming bitch nigger at the white man.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

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Hahahaha holy shit I wasn’t expecting that.
“Fucking bitch NIGGAAAAA!!!!!”

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

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We know about the Ma'ampage, so what is this? A Sirmaggeddon?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

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She uses swears in an unconventional way. I also love the little 4 year old girl foot stomps. As the distaff to ITS MAAM this does not disappoint.

If anyone figures out what's going on with her midsection, update us. Some kind of boob-gut merge or binder malfunction. The highwaters and the hobo baggage...yeah this has the potential to hit the meme bigtime.

On closer observation I think this Pooner may have Downs Syndrome or something, she has a Downsy type look to her.
Sadly for her if she does have an extra Chromosome its not a Y, she maybe a Mongoloid looking Pooner, but its all female.

They all look a little downy, it has something to do with the feminine bone and fat structure getting male features overlaid, I think.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

was it this one: link to article in A&N (even if it isnt, still a good video. god, i love pooners)


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Pooner got RKO'd outta nowhere.

Just use your natural male aggression dood!

And the hilarious Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage in the background yelling. That's some very lady-like screaming, bro.

Wish they both got tossed down the stairs.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

We know about the Ma'ampage, so what is this? A Sirmaggeddon?

Wait, no I got it. a MANTRUM.

 

[Male Idiot]

You never hit a lady, but a whore or pooner isn't a lady so it is fair game.

You usually also don't hit a nice dandy old gentleman.

The white and black guys look is " holy shit did it need to happen when I am working? "

It propably wouldn't be this uppity in the ghetto lol.

 

[Maude Snew]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

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Ma'am what are you doing at Toyota, fat, short, ugly women are supposed to drive Subarus.

 

[glass_houses]

Ma'am what are you doing at Toyota, fat, short, ugly women are supposed to drive Subarus.

I'm actually trying to figure that out. She's obviously impaired in some way, she isn't dressed for an interview, I doubt she's functional enough to drive a car. What was she doing there at all?

 

[Spider Princess Fan]

What was she doing there at all?

Utilizing her superior mimicry skills to slip into a male space and show them how much of a real™ dood she is.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Maybe going to cosign a little Prius for Alice.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I doubt she's functional enough to drive a car. What was she doing there at all?

ive ranted about this before so ill hold back, but in america it is far too easy to get a license. so many people who shouldnt be driving are legally able to, i very much doubt she is considered too impaired to legally drive.

 

[Male Idiot]

Chris could drive too.

 

[CharlesNguyen]

Twitter lesbos making Pooner self-inserts now.
I'm just going to let this screenshot speak for itself.

 

[Poonocchio]

Holy shit I missed you guys, I figured out how to get back home and now I have a lot of catching up to do.