Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Hongourable Madisha]

Okay I'm about to lay some knowledge on you about America that I just learned:

If you see a pooner in a coffee shop, that shit is GOOD (Starcucks doesn't count). This is one of the only things Pooners are proficient in. They are goddesses of caffeine.

I just got served by a full zippertit 19 year old 5'5 with a frog voice and a he/him pronoun pin wearing chekered jeans and this thing was handcrafted by Prudentia herself.

Yes, to go to these places you must indeed view and sit by the troon, beta male, deathfat, danger hair, and well meaning liberal girl (all white) who are talking about Diversity (tm). You must indeed listen to whatever shitty music is on. Enjoy the "ambiance" that is usually an unfinished concrete floor, house plants, and exposed brick

But you will.
You.
WILL.

Have the best Goddamn frappalappacappusheeno of your entire goddamn life hand crafted by that emotionally stunted zoomer.

I am, according to journalists, the 6th most transphobic poster on this website and I rate this coffee 100% worth the experience.

You've inspired me.

 

[Poonocchio]

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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It's obvious that she's doing this to spite mommy and daddy. There are ways to prevent this. Maybe.
1. You go the Asian route and beat conformity into their heads so when they grow up, they have no desire to rebel because conformity is their identity. The problem with this is that the risk of parricide increases significantly and if something does manage to break through that rigid wall, they will go nuts with freedom.
2. You go the hippie route and let them get it all out of their systems when they're young. Sure Timmy, you can wear goth clothes on the family Christmas card. Sure Suzie, you can have pink hair at nine years old. When they grow up, they can look back at those years in embarrassment and have no desire to rebel. However, a very common problem is that when they want to rebel, they will seek more dangerous and intense thrills because dyed hair, piercings and tattoos are boring now.

 

[cybertoaster]

Imagine taking advice from that...

"Top surgery", more like "frontal lobotomy" is what you need.

i think it is. try passing marine corp bootcamp as a man. im sure this pooner wouldn't even last a week. then again the modern military would probably just lower the standards. "hey this pooner cant even do 10 push up, let's just say it's fine and pass her. she is now a heccin valid marine

WWIII is gonna be a bunch alices dilating and doods adjusting their heckin' packers as they are stormed by bydlos with limps falling apart from krokodyl and incel chinese leftover men.

Interesting times...

Compilation

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Couldn't make it past 0:35, like half look like regular chicks, the other half are just ugly/fat chicks.

None shall pass, all will be clocked.

I don't know what the hell they were thinking.

People in the future are gonna ask the same about our time.

Fellas, I think the chad jawline meme might've gone too far.
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Spoiler: The chadly chad in question

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The majority of attractive women I've known have had rather defined jawlines; while I'll agree with her on the fact that she's not particularly attractive, she doesn't look like a man, and I wouldn't mistake her for one even with the shitty haircut. If anything its the odd shape of her skull that's more off putting, seems a little too bulbous.

Long hair and a sundress and she will look better than 2/3rds of the chicks at my school.

Please enjoy a crude animation:

The Ascent of Man DOOD

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Spoiler: Devolutionary Chart and crappy photo of the drawings

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Good, except there's no morphing back into a normal woman.

Just like trannies will never get their dick&balls back there's no pooning out from having your tits and uterus yeeted...

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Please enjoy a crude animation:

The Ascent of Man DOOD

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Spoiler: Devolutionary Chart and crappy photo of the drawings

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I mean this with all love and respect, you're a sick motherfucker that's mad cool though

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I think she's cute in an androgynous sorta way. She's not a conventionally attractive woman, no, but who is lol that doesn't mean she can't be appealing while having her own look going on. You don't have to poon out, girl

ETA I agree that most good-looking women have fairly chadly jawlines. That's a nice feature on both men and women.

Yeah, there are plenty of weirdos like me out there who find plain or unconventional looking women more attractive than the standard blonde frat girl out there. Kind of a shame they're all ruining themselves with testosterone and lobbing their tits off. It's sad. When I was younger, I used to go to a gay night at the bar because it was pretty easy to find tomboy or sporty girls that were still into guys. Recently getting out of a long relationship and going back to the same night, almost all of them have wispy beards and frog voices. The only ones actually still wanting to be female are the hardcore lesbians.

 

[HalTurner]

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lmao holy shit. I’m bored so I’m lurking and reading about pooners after not having heard that word since my stint on 4chan trolling the /LGBT/ board as a tripfag. And wow this girl Terje. I never thought I’d see her outside of there. That was a true honest to god definition of a pooner. I used to fight like cats and dogs with this one, much entertainment to be had. She’s not kidding either in this comment. Amazingly, she was hot before she decided she was a totally legit dood. That pic isn’t her, she always used that pic of whoever that is as her ideal skin form. Makes me wonder if these old troons are still there on /lgbt/, there was so many cows there. Fuck now I need to go through my archives since I’ve learned we have a pooner thread lmao.

I saw you guys discussing the origins of the word pooner. I don’t know personally but I do know when I started tripfagging on 4chan in late 2019 the word was heavily used back then too along with the usual hons.

 

[Poonocchio]

I saw you guys discussing the origins of the word pooner. I don’t know personally but I do know when I started tripfagging on 4chan in late 2019 the word was heavily used back then too along with the usual hons.

It's largely thought reddit user u/babybabybaby222 was the original creator of the art - maybe she is/was a channer? Would explain the unhinged Poonart that we know and love.

 

[Rick The Stick]

I wish we could get more pooners grilling with the doods or pretending they aren't DYELS. Those are my favorites.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

These just look like badly drawn sock monkeys to me

 

[Aunt Carol]

These just look like badly drawn sock monkeys to me

They do sell Red Heel socks in pink...

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

They do sell Red Heel socks in pink...
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You can even draw stich patterns on it and pretend the tail is a phalloplasty

 

[Aunt Carol]

You can even draw stich patterns on it and pretend the tail is a phalloplasty

If you've made sock monkeys before, or repaired children's well-loved sock monkeys, it's surprising how well the comparison holds up. You end up with a bit of extra sock from making the monkeys, and stitching it on over worn fabric to cover places where the stuffing is coming through is a lot like a skin graft. Keeps the monkey together but never looks quite right, and it might make more sense to just put clothes on them instead.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

If you've made sock monkeys before, or repaired children's well-loved sock monkeys, it's surprising how well the comparison holds up. You end up with a bit of extra sock from making the monkeys, and stitching it on over worn fabric to cover places where the stuffing is coming through is a lot like a skin graft. Keeps the monkey together but never looks quite right, and it might make more sense to just put clothes on them instead.

This is exactly what I was thinking. I really can't understand why they portray themselves like this.

 

[Rainbow Child]

They do sell Red Heel socks in pink...
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[Poonocchio]

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Thank you for the new avatar.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Caught an extremely colorful runaway in another thread trying to escape with her rat

This one looks about 12 years old, such a shame the Cult gave her brain worms.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I didn't have time to get a pic but I saw a pooner in the Sydney CBD on Saturday. (EDIT: along with a shitload of obvious arts degree students larping as lesbians - fucking stupid Women's Soccer World Cup has brought them out in droves. Or herds, if you prefer.) She was almost a caricature of poonerism, with her ear gauges and tiny little hands. Well under five feet tall and would've been maybe 42kg. Just like a real dood.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I didn't have time to get a pic but I saw a pooner in the Sydney CBD on Saturday. She was almost a caricature of poonerism, with her ear gauges and tiny little hands. She was well under five feet tall and would've been maybe 42kg. Just like a real dood.

I saw one at the bar the other weekend that was the spitting image of this one

It took all my strength to resist going over there and patting her little head saying "You'll get there someday lil' dood."

 

[Procrastinhater]

Incoming arrival of a load of new Pooners.
These aren't all SFW

Spoiler: New Pooners