Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Coo Coo Bird]

That dude’s name looks familiar…

He shows up quite a bit in the sex change surgery thread. He's from Serbia, and got nicknamed the Butcher of Belgrade. He does both FtM and MtF surgeries even though those are wildly different procedures, but he doesn't care as long as you pay.
He also thinks it would be a good idea to reuse genitalia, throwing it out is just wasteful:

I'm sure he's come up before, but this crazy Serbian fucker Miroslav Djordjevic, a gender surgeon, just straight up proposed the idea of a genital tissue registry, so that the excised genitals of one sex can be used by the other:

https://medanthroquarterly.org/critical-care/2021/06/trans-body-is-a-valuable-resource/

Sex-change doc unveils radical new transgender surgery - swapping the male and female genitalia between two trans patients at the same time - - as colleagues decry 'huge risks' of procedure​

A top sex-change surgeon says he's gearing up for a radical new procedure — swapping over the genitals of a male and female patient in a single operation, DailyMail.com can reveal.

Dr Miroslav Djordjevic, who works at New York City's Mount Sinai hospital and in his native Serbia, says he's honed his technique for 15 years and is on the cusp of a revolutionary genital-swap procedure.

Still, it remains unclear which trans patients will go under the knife, or where the operation will take place — as experts warn of 'huge risks' in a procedure that could go horribly wrong.

'Now we are in a final step,' Dr Djordjevic said in the latest episode of Doctor Podcasts.


Dr Miroslav Djordjevic says the male-female genitals swap is the 'goal of my career'

'The final approach will be to transplant the penis. This is my main goal, goal of my career. And I hope that this future started yesterday.'

Transgender surgeries, especially those on children and young people, are hugely controversial.

Advocates say they help trans people live as their 'authentic selves,' but critics say the procedures are risky, experimental, lead to recurring problems, and that many people come to regret them.

Surgeons already perform genital reconstruction operations, known as vaginoplasties and phalloplasties.

They involve creating a neo-penis or neo-vagina from flesh on patients' arms, legs, or elsewhere.

For Dr Djordjevic, however, they are wasteful, as a patient's removed sex organ is just 'put in the garbage.'

'I concluded that it may be useful to use these very healthy organs,' he said.

One of the posters in the thread knew a pooner who killed herself after he botched her:

For posperity- the doctors who killed my acquaintance are Dr. Miroslav L. Djordjevic, Dr. Rajveer Purahit, and Dr. Aaron Grotas at Mount Sinai, NY. Hope ya'll rot.

Nicolas Gogan (Carrie Reihl's) GFM for the phalloplasty of which she would pass away from the resulting complications- HERE

I have no idea. I've thought about asking around but it feels so TACKY. Here's what I am assuming, piecing together from the rumors/whispers.
Complications from surgery so severe she felt hopeless and OD'd on the opiate painkillers. Por que no los dos situation.

Also I didn't realize she had meta not phallo!!!

 

[Cl0wn]

Found this thing in the wild:

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People in the comments point out that she looks like a mega faggot. She however claims to be a totally straight man into women. Which self respecting woman would date this thing you may wonder? A tranny that towers her by about 2 foot of course so I guess that makes them both straight after all.

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Spoiler: The happy couple:

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Spoiler: The Before

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Bonus material:

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Also username totally checks out: u/welcomehomo

Oh god, is this Jack Black's tranny cousin?

 

[Alfred Delapore]

Found this thing in the wild:

In addition to being a transvestigator I'm also a Norwood Detective. My aunt ran a hair salon where they also did men's toupees and I learned the tell-tale signs how to spot them. I'm 90% this pooner is wearing one.

In the second pic he's severely thinning on top. That's obviously his real hair with a comb over brushed forward. But the first pic shows a Morrissey-style pompadour (Morrissey of course also started to wear a toupee like this quite young). The #1 wig give away is when the wig is far too thick relative to the dood's hair on the sides and back. No one's hair is far thicker on top than on the sides, particularly not men suffering from male pattern baldness. The #2 wig give away is when the dood's sides (i.e. the area directly over the ear) have started to recede and the wig is positioned too far forward. And the pooner integrated his remaining hair at the hairline, you can see it limply poking through like a surgically created phallus in all his more recent 'pompadour' photos.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Pooner lists six times she's tried to rape gay men by deception

She concludes "I'm so done" which means she is not done, she will continue to lie to herself and to gay men and to the entire world, and has learnt nothing.

Also the very idea that gay men will do "other stuff" with her, as if it's only her genitals that are female, instead of every cell in her body and every other expression of femininity in her phenotype. Okay bitch.

 

[Wednezday]

In addition to being a transvestigator I'm also a Norwood Detective. My aunt ran a hair salon where they also did men's toupees and I learned the tell-tale signs how to spot them. I'm 90% this pooner is wearing one.

In the second pic he's severely thinning on top. That's obviously his real hair with a comb over brushed forward. But the first pic shows a Morrissey-style pompadour (Morrissey of course also started to wear a toupee like this quite young). The #1 wig give away is when the wig is far too thick relative to the dood's hair on the sides and back. No one's hair is far thicker on top than on the sides, particularly not men suffering from male pattern baldness. The #2 wig give away is when the dood's sides (i.e. the area directly over the ear) have started to recede and the wig is positioned too far forward. And the pooner integrated his remaining hair at the hairline, you can see it limply poking through like a surgically created phallus in all his more recent 'pompadour' photos.

This makes total sense, I did notice the thinning in some photos but did not think that far. Testosterone doesn't cause balding on the side while miraculously sparing the top. Imagine being female and having male pattern baldness at the age of 21.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Pooner lists six times she's tried to rape gay men by deception

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She concludes "I'm so done" which means she is not done, she will continue to lie to herself and to gay men and to the entire world, and has learnt nothing.

Also the very idea that gay men will do "other stuff" with her, as if it's only her genitals that are female, instead of every cell in her body and every other expression of femininity in her phenotype. Okay bitch.

You can't despise trannies enough. This is so fucking evil and a giant violation of boundaries. I'm not a fan of faggots but I prefer them over the tranny menace and this woman ist just awful. The more she does this the higher the chance to find a dude who gets so mad he beats her to death. What an evil roid cunt.

 

[Audit]

You can't despise trannies enough. This is so fucking evil and a giant violation of boundaries. I'm not a fan of faggots but I prefer them over the tranny menace and this woman ist just awful. The more she does this the higher the chance to find a dude who gets so mad he beats her to death. What an evil roid cunt.

You can be damn certain the reason she's targeting gay men is that she wants dick and no normal man will have her anymore. She claims to "pass" well. This translates to being completely undesirable by all but the most undesirable of heterosexual men. She fucked up by twisting her body with hormones and now she's trying to make do by guilting fags to fuck her.

It's a tale as old as HRT. Desire the opposite sex. Go on HRT and become a nightmarish goblin creature. Be completely undesirable. She's just missing the final stage, which is join a tranny for tranny relationship.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

You can be damn certain the reason she's targeting gay men is that she wants dick and no normal man will have her anymore.

Guarantee you that she's a fujoshi and has terabytes of hentai about crossdressing women seducing men.

 

[Baumstriezel]

It kinda sounds like she raped guy #5, tbh…

 

[Internet Wizard]

Spoiler: I saw this so now y'all have to

Lobbing your nips off for two scars to... pass as a woman still?
28 btw

She's just missing the final stage, which is join a tranny for tranny relationship.

It's amazing how they ALWAYS wind up in "T4T" relationships to the point where it's become sort of the standard within these circles, as in "you will realize you'll be unlovable to the majority of society but don't fret for there are other trans who will share in your regret love you still!"
It's like perpetual self segregation from the dating pool

 

[Paper Machete]

If a guy has trouble keeping a boner it's because 1. he doesn't actually wanna or 2. some other issue being involved like an undiagnosed medical problem. Either way you don't really just shrug and say shucks and keep going especially if it's obvious he's not feeling it. Even people with really, really high sex drives will have times they're just not into it or don't find the other person inoffensive enough to go for it. Don't know why the guy tried to keep up the act but it reflects poorly to say the least she didn't decide to stop things herself. Shit like that is pretty obvious (esp with guys lol), I can't imagine noticing but then still trying to get off anyway.

I guess only normal people would get the mood killed and we're talking about crazy people here.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

If a guy has trouble keeping a boner it's because 1. he doesn't actually wanna or 2. some other issue being involved like an undiagnosed medical problem.

There's also 3. Performance Anxiety and 4. Whiskey Dick, but considering that we're talking hookups here 3 is fairly unlikely. Could have been 4, but more likely 1 because gay men are usually actively turned off by women. As much as I do think what that woman did was inappropriate (and probably fits a broad definition of rape for 3 and maybe this as well), if the man isn't going to say no even though he can't keep it up that's at least 50% on him.

Then again, if you've ever done a bit of study into gay men, you'd know that keeping it up while fucking ass in hookups is actually a fairly common problem (who would have known), so perhaps he considered it normal which is why he didn't stop. I mean, shit, I've heard stories of gay men who immediately throw up after sex from "post-nut clarity" aka disgust with themselves, some of them aren't exactly stable either.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Pooner lists six times she's tried to rape gay men by deception

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She concludes "I'm so done" which means she is not done, she will continue to lie to herself and to gay men and to the entire world, and has learnt nothing.

Also the very idea that gay men will do "other stuff" with her, as if it's only her genitals that are female, instead of every cell in her body and every other expression of femininity in her phenotype. Okay bitch.

Sounds to me like she has a reverse rape fetish. Why would she lie for so long?

Or she has some conversion fetish. Does yaoi have that? Why does she expect them to be amazed when she reveals she has a vagina and not a dick?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Sounds to me like she has a reverse rape fetish. Why would she lie for so long?

Or she has some conversion fetish. Does yaoi have that? Why does she expect them to be amazed when she reveals she has a vagina and not a dick?

It's not that deep. She is just profoundly self-absorbed and doesn't think about the other person's perspective at all.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Spoiler: The Before

God, she was at least okay looking before. Not anything cute, but like nothing horrible either (compared to some of these pooners before pics). Then she turned into a damned troll.

She looks like she has constipation as well as pink lipstick

As well as wearing mascara.

She concludes "I'm so done" which means she is not done, she will continue to lie to herself and to gay men and to the entire world, and has learnt nothing.

Almost like gay guys want... you know... some dick. And I'm not talking about an arm skin tube either.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Found this thing in the wild

Wow, she looks like a fucking Ross Campbell character. (Who is, comically enough, now also a tranny going by the name of - shock and awe - Sophie.) What a blast from the past.

Thread tax: a poon is upset that it's so difficult for her to date as a "gay trans man." Her complaints are so startlingly female that it makes me wonder if detransition is in her future... she certainly doesn't sound like she's living the hot twink lifestyle she was expecting.
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“Dating” genuinely feels like hell​

To preface, i currently identify as trans masc and go by he/they. I pretty much like every aspect of my identity besides my sexuality. It genuinely tears me apart to like guys as a guy. I hate seeing everyone around me pair off into heterosexual couplings and to know that things will genuinely never be that easy for me.
I am not transitioned enough (nor do I plan to transition that far bc I still identify as nonbinary) for a lot of gay men to be interested in me. I’m also not enough of a woman for straight men to express interest in me (which ik is for the best but obv I find a lot of these guys hot and it sucks). That leaves me with literally only bisexual men. I know these men exist in abundance on grindr, looking for hookups. But I do not have any interest in hooking up, I’m genuinely so traumatized by it.
Every bisexual man I’ve met out in the wild has expressed interest in me and I’ve had bi women really like me, so I know im not ugly. I feel zero attraction to women despite trying so hard to change that because the women who’ve pursued me actually want relationships. I just can’t. As for the men, they literally treat me like I’m this cute little experiment for them to try out and then discard when they’re bored. And I can’t even blame them—they have the option to look “normal” and het so why would they want to end up with me?
This is literally how most men—especially queer men—are and it literally kills me that I have to date this way. I just want a monogamous, secure relationship and to be treated like an actual person, not another fucking hookup. The entire time I “was a girl”, guys took me seriously. It killed me that I had to reject them, even when I wanted it, because I knew deep down I was a guy and my identity would ruin it eventually.
Even despite my personal experience, I’m well aware men often treat straight women like shit too—the difference is they get to keep dating and find more men. The phrase “there are plenty of fish in the sea” is just life for them. I have to wait and wait and chances are I’ll never find another (out) bisexual man, despite being in an environment where I’m constantly around people my age.
I literally got so obsessed/limerant with the first guy I was involved with because it was the first time a guy expressed interest in me as a guy and I thought it would never happen again. I went back to him even when he treated me awfully (he was extremely closeted at the time) because I thought it was better than nothing. And honestly, it took years to find a bi guy again. When the second one started showing disinterest, I just immediately ran because I knew it was better to be alone. I cannot stand that this is my life now. I fantasize about just being a girl again and putting on the performance for male validation/a real boyfriend. I know I’d make a pretty girl. But whenever I think about living my actual, daily life like that I feel sick to my stomach. I would literally feel like a fraud wearing a costume and just disassociate constantly, which strangely almost sounds preferable to the constant heartbreak of existing like this.
My friends (who are cishet) tell me I’m “in the wrong place” when I try to explain this to them (and also tell me that none of my experiences count because guys don’t want to commit to me—that’s fun!). I’m on one of the most progressive college campuses in the nation, how the hell can I be in the wrong space. I lived in a small town, I know what the wrong place looks like. They tell me to go to my school’s lgbt center, which mostly consists of bi girls and other nonbinary people who are like homies to me (ik most of the ppl there, we just don’t click that way bc many of them are aroace). Not all queer people are going to like each other, the same way all straight people won’t.
I don’t know, I know there’s more to life than relationships. But deep down, I feel like I’m giving up my chances of ever being genuinely loved by a guy I’m attracted to. I know a lot of cis gay men who feel the same way, so I guess I can’t really complain. I know there are worse struggles, it’s just incredibly frustrating.

Another hettie Betty seems to be in a dire state of affairs, especially because she wants to be reminded she's a good girl - but only in a degrading sexual context. But why is it so hard for her to find a prince to treat her like the princess she really is?!
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I hate being attracted to cis men​

TW: sex, transphobia, feminization
Being non-binary and trans masc while also being attracted to cis men has got to be its own level of hell. I’m into some pretty kinky roleplay, I like feminization and other things, but I can only do that with a level of trust established. I can’t have sex with people that only see people like me as a vessel for sexual desire. I can’t have sex with people that would never date someone who looked like me in real life. I can’t let you call me a good girl with clothes off, if you can’t call me a good boy with clothes on. You don’t get access to the darkness of my sexual appetite before honouring me as a person.
I know trans and gnc folks are told by society to take what we can get and be so grateful to cis people that want to fuck us. But we are so much more than that and we deserve to be seen as our full selves. The masculine, the feminine, the androgyne. Whether in a serious relationship or a hookup, I’m not fucking men who aren’t queer. I like boys who like boys, and that should not be too fucking much to ask for straight men with weird trans man/dyke fetishes to leave me alone and respect that.

 

[Paper Machete]

some of them aren't exactly stable either.

We been knew.

I still feel bad for the guy in this situation. There's a lot of pressure esp in the circles he's likely running in to treat trans people as the sex they are. Leading to situations like this.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

In addition to being a transvestigator I'm also a Norwood Detective. My aunt ran a hair salon where they also did men's toupees and I learned the tell-tale signs how to spot them. I'm 90% this pooner is wearing one.

In the second pic he's severely thinning on top. That's obviously his real hair with a comb over brushed forward. But the first pic shows a Morrissey-style pompadour (Morrissey of course also started to wear a toupee like this quite young). The #1 wig give away is when the wig is far too thick relative to the dood's hair on the sides and back. No one's hair is far thicker on top than on the sides, particularly not men suffering from male pattern baldness. The #2 wig give away is when the dood's sides (i.e. the area directly over the ear) have started to recede and the wig is positioned too far forward. And the pooner integrated his remaining hair at the hairline, you can see it limply poking through like a surgically created phallus in all his more recent 'pompadour' photos.

I can't unsee the pooner kippah now

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

my school’s lgbt center, which mostly consists of bi girls and other nonbinary people who are like homies to me (ik most of the ppl there, we just don’t click that way bc many of them are aroace).

So BUGs have turned the gay club into their designated hangout spot at her college? I bet they gossip about her while she's absent.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Pooner lists six times she's tried to rape gay men by deception

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She concludes "I'm so done" which means she is not done, she will continue to lie to herself and to gay men and to the entire world, and has learnt nothing.

Also the very idea that gay men will do "other stuff" with her, as if it's only her genitals that are female, instead of every cell in her body and every other expression of femininity in her phenotype. Okay bitch.

I want a fast paced montage of all these events spliced together while Benny Hill music plays over it.