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[Ruined by the Rain]

It's super gross and sad and I really worry about where the state of milquetoast female rebellion is going to take us as a society in a few years when the younger generation of girls that watched pooners happen picks their next social contagion. I'm scared for them.

I think that one day it will be over when women stop feeling shame and guilt over sex but that would require that they stop getting shamed for it first.

We have moved past the need for female celibacy when we invented birth control but it's going to take forever for society to catch up. I think people still care about women's body count. The "but men too!!" is dishonest, it is never brought up unprompted, only when one mentioned a woman's body count being disgusting that anyone pretend to care about the men's.

It is fundamentally unfair to shame half the population for doing things that human instinct compel them to do. Even more so that now there's no practical reason for the shaming.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

It is. Being born female is a curse. If you get pregnant it's your body screaming "I'm a whore I got fucked" to the world.

Some women sacrifice everything to give birth, only for their children to be told things like this. I'm sorry that you feel this way.

In a perfect world there will be no women.

Did you call your mom today, little pooner?

 

[Paper Machete]

Being spergy about your sex habits is definitely something that you should always know is unhealthy. BC or not. We're past tut tutting over sex outside marriage but living a lifestyle that gets you ran through is still wrong for a multitude of reasons. There are very real natural reasons for this and you'll never "get over" them because they're biological and innate.

I don't think it's this vague idea of "shame" over sex, which vast swathes of the population aren't actually being taught btw. It's the grooming materials put in schools and the pornsoaked aspect of any online space that fucks of their brains. They're not repressed victorian gentlewomen going to the doctor for hysterics. They're posting pussy pics on Reddit subs.

I'm not going to really listen to someone who goes on about women not being able to create anything and that being female is a curse. You're deranged about these topics at this point and I'm tired of it. Seek mental help.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Did you call your mom today, little pooner?

>Assuming I have one in my life
And I'm not a pooner

Some women sacrifice everything to give birth, only for their children to be told things like this.

Some women want children and cherish what she gave birth to. Some just got pregnant and decided to not have an abortion for some reason.

I don't think it's this vague idea of "shame" over sex, which vast swathes of the population aren't actually being taught btw.

If you're even slightly religious you're going to hear about how sex that isn't for procreation only is a sin. I think most countries are religious.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

take us as a society in a few years when the younger generation of girls that watched pooners happen picks their next social contagion.

it might go the other way completely , i think we are in for a very farcical wave of younger girls pretending to be trad and e-girls with onlyfans saying nigger because they know it gets a lot of simpbuxx from the based and redpilled larpers.

A lot of millenials pooners are working in education, kids are already growing up thinking thats the most uncool thing you can possibly be. . Just like when we had oldchool hippies teaching us in school and those were the most bullied and least respected teachers.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

i think we are in for a very farcical wave of younger girls pretending to be trad and e-girls with onlyfans saying nigger because they know it gets a lot of simpbuxx from the based and redpilled larpers.

I agree, and I feel like this is what the people in charge of tiktok and OF type businesses have been setting up for a long time. The social commodification of femininity has become more and more of an issue. Uncool parents and siblings being ugly losers are just delivering their younger, not hormonally poisoned family members into the arms of the porn and/or grifting industries. We are living in a timeline where millenial lesbians, bis, and feminist women stan bimbos FFS.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I agree, and I feel like this is what the people in charge of tiktok and OF type businesses have been setting up for a long time. The social commodification of femininity has become more and more of an issue. Uncool parents and siblings being ugly losers are just delivering their younger, not hormonally poisoned family members into the arms of the porn and/or grifting industries. We are living in a timeline where millenial lesbians, bis, and feminist women stan bimbos FFS.

If it kept young people from the poisoning and butchery that is HRT and SRS surgeries then it would be an improvement. But pro-Ana stuff is also making a comeback and the push for cosmetic surgeries is not slowing down. In the end nothing good can be expected to come out of social media even if the pendulum does swing on certain things.

 

[pink cigarettes]

If you're even slightly religious you're going to hear about how sex that isn't for procreation only is a sin.

Confirmed retard

 

[Chemex]

>Assuming I have one in my life
And I'm not a pooner

Didn't you say in the meta thread one time that you have gender dysphoria? Are you okay? Your posts are making me worried.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

If you're even slightly religious you're going to hear about how sex that isn't for procreation only is a sin.

This is completely untrue. It is also not even a mainstream religious view.
You often seem like you have a massive chip on your shoulder over fictional grievances.

Anyway, back to topic at hand:
King's Comics in the Sydney CBD now has TWO Pooners, both laughably unconvincing.
Are they like Mogwai - if they get water on them, they replicate? That would certainly explain the Pooner aversion to showering.

 

[Apocalypsis]

Hilarious observation I have is that a majority of ftms are women with the most soft and feminine features. They have a soft, round feminine face and a tiny button nose that you just associate with a woman's appearence. There's something so uncanny with seeing these features on an acne riddled and pubestached woman. I will say, the only reason they COULD be androgynous is if become a fat disfigured blob or are anorexic girls with flat chests. But in the end, whether they are fat or skinny they ALWAYS have a soft rounded face and a tiny woman's nose. I saw one today that looked exactly like the pooner drawing: short, chubby, bright pink skin and big lips as well as the facial features I just described.

 

[Wednezday]

On a different note, here is little dood from the new dating show I kissed a boy.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

On a different note, here is little dood from the new dating show I kissed a boy.

For reference - Dannii Minogue (the woman with the long blonde hair) is 5'2" (157cm) tall.

Truly the littlest of doods.

 

[Recursive Centaur]

During a recent expedition into the untamed wilderness throughout the /tttt/ regions of 4chan, Kiwi scientists had the opportunity to converse with the natives (uncouth and belligerent though they may be) regarding a heretofore unknown subspecies of pooner that the locals refer to as "necropooners" (alternatively, "necrodoods").

According to 4chan's meme-mystics, these elusive creatures can allegedly be found frequently Discord servers and, unlike other poon-man variants, are prone to reveling in necrophilia and gore (hence the name).

More research is needed before any more definitive claims can be made regarding these beasts, but it is with great humility that we present our current findings to the greater Kiwi Farms scientific community for further scrutiny.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

According to 4chan's meme-mystics, these elusive creatures can allegedly be found frequently Discord servers and, unlike other poon-man variants, are prone to reveling in necrophilia and gore (hence the name).

"Unresisting unrejecting partner"

Are they cutegore girls who poon out? Would fit the bill of being into gore and necrophilia, and would be frequently found on discord

 

[Internet Wizard]

Posted on r/4tran, idrc to link the original but it really does make me wonder. Pooners are extremely self-aware, even the ones I know/knew IRL are, and a lot of them are in these edgelord spaces too. If I had to venture to guess they're probably more on the brink of detransing than troons, potentially because they're less committed to it overall? I mean, tons of detransers are female, and most male troons prefer to ACK their way out - ironic, since considering physical taxation most pooners get the tit chop while most troons don't get the dick chop.
There's some really interesting psychology to be had here about why pooners are like this but I feel like I don't know enough and would hand the baton over for any detransers here to share, I will say it can get frusturating seeing them so close yet so far

And I'm not a pooner

You've spent literally months raging on about how easy men have it, how men are sooo superior and better than dumb icky women, you're functionally a pooner until you stop

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

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This is so female brained that its done in Pretty Princess Points format. Truly crazy how someone can hate themselves so much to make this to themselves

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

There's some really interesting psychology to be had here about why pooners are like this

It's because they're women.

You've spent literally months raging on about how easy men have it, how men are sooo superior and better than dumb icky women, you're functionally a pooner until you stop

I can be utterly consumed by penis envy and also be transphobic. It's not a conflicting trait

I hate troons because they're degenerates but I hate pooners the most for personal reasons

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I mean, tons of detransers are female, and most male troons prefer to ACK their way out - ironic, since considering physical taxation most pooners get the tit chop while most troons don't get the dick chop.

Men in general tend to be more successful in their suicide attempts because they usually do it in more violent ways that ensure death. Cluster B women have a higher rate of suicide attempts but tend to not be successful because they'll take a bunch of pills and then send a dramatic message to ensure people find them.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

I hate pooners the most

Really, because you rant about troons and how dangerous they are an awful lot.